Pirate Borg - The Nameless Temple 01

[00:00:01] The Rancors Brothel presents

[00:00:07] The Nameless Temple

[00:00:14] A Pirate Board Adventure

[00:00:19] Ahoy mateys

[00:00:41] What'd you call me?

[00:00:43] Mateys?

[00:00:45] I thought you said chips ahoy

[00:00:47] Napisco

[00:00:49] That would have been the snack to bring

[00:00:51] that none of us brought

[00:00:53] But there is rum on the table

[00:00:55] in multiple forms

[00:00:57] Just in one form

[00:00:59] The liquid form

[00:01:01] I don't like the evaporated form thanks

[00:01:03] Yeah, I don't know

[00:01:05] I grabbed some shooters

[00:01:07] Cody decided to get a little bottle

[00:01:09] We'll see how if we go through any of that

[00:01:11] Yes

[00:01:13] It's rum

[00:01:15] Pirates

[00:01:17] Yarr

[00:01:21] God I hate shooters

[00:01:23] Yeah, you don't have to drink the whole thing in one shot

[00:01:25] Yes you do

[00:01:27] It's called a shooter

[00:01:29] It's called a shooter

[00:01:33] From what I can see the pirate chick

[00:01:35] looks like she's good looking on the side there

[00:01:37] Missing an eye though

[00:01:41] Interestingly enough a lot of them didn't

[00:01:43] miss eyes, they only did that so they could keep

[00:01:45] their sight when they went into the hold

[00:01:47] and then onto the deck

[00:01:49] I've heard that, I think it's probably still bullshit

[00:01:51] Probably, but

[00:01:53] I do like that idea better

[00:01:55] Utilitarian

[00:01:57] That

[00:01:59] bodes well

[00:02:01] I'm just gonna leave it right there

[00:02:10] It's not good

[00:02:12] Make your

[00:02:14] eyes water a little bit

[00:02:18] Thanks Lucas

[00:02:20] Sure

[00:02:22] Put that way over there

[00:02:24] God that's terrible

[00:02:27] What do I want Lucas is not in charge of the alcohol

[00:02:31] When no one responded I was like

[00:02:33] Alright I'll get these and then after I bought them

[00:02:35] Cody responded

[00:02:37] Some of us go to work during the day

[00:02:39] Lucas

[00:02:41] I worked all day

[00:02:43] None of you were buying alcohol before I did

[00:02:45] I bought it at 3 o'clock in the afternoon

[00:02:48] I went to lunch

[00:02:50] Liquor store literally within walking distance

[00:02:52] of my house

[00:02:54] It's like sticking with you too

[00:02:56] At first when he said cough syrup

[00:02:58] I was like yeah he's full of shit

[00:03:00] I'm like no it's that's uh

[00:03:02] Ho yo ho

[00:03:04] Anyway somebody who could sponsor us

[00:03:06] Local rum

[00:03:08] Made by Kraken Rum

[00:03:10] That's gotta be better than whatever the fuck

[00:03:12] Was in that shooter

[00:03:14] I don't know where they're made

[00:03:16] But they're local

[00:03:18] I like the bottle

[00:03:20] Lawrenceburg

[00:03:22] It's a dope looking bottle

[00:03:24] And it's not expensive

[00:03:26] And this was the limited edition the Kraken Attacks Indiana

[00:03:28] And it looks like it's tearing

[00:03:30] Down the speedway

[00:03:32] The bottles I saw did not have the special label on them

[00:03:34] The original label is still cool

[00:03:36] I went to

[00:03:38] I wouldn't necessarily call it the hood

[00:03:40] But it was definitely a hood style liquor store

[00:03:42] 71st street

[00:03:44] 71st is not the hood

[00:03:46] We're not saving names

[00:03:48] I was talking about the liquor store

[00:03:50] That liquor store

[00:03:52] That liquor store that's in a former bank

[00:03:54] Actually has liquor like

[00:03:56] On the floor that you could buy

[00:03:58] Where I went they were all behind a counter

[00:04:00] And half the store was a counter behind glass

[00:04:02] Oh nice

[00:04:04] Fair enough

[00:04:08] There's one more of these if anyone wants one of them

[00:04:10] There's a second one over here I'm not touching it

[00:04:12] You're not going to drink any rum

[00:04:14] I'm not drinking this rum

[00:04:16] If I want rum I'll get the good rum

[00:04:18] That's a fair point

[00:04:20] I don't drink crap you know this

[00:04:22] I'll hold onto these next time I see Josh

[00:04:24] We are playing pirate board for those who have not read the description of this game

[00:04:26] We are playing pirate board for those who have not read the description of this game

[00:04:28] This is

[00:04:30] This is

[00:04:32] While technically not

[00:04:34] From the original

[00:04:36] Authors of Morgh Borg it is compatible with

[00:04:38] By a gentleman who goes by

[00:04:40] Limithron published in 22

[00:04:42] According to

[00:04:44] Cody the better of the

[00:04:46] Books I would say

[00:04:48] I've read not all of Morgh Borg

[00:04:50] But I've read a chunk of Morgh Borg I don't

[00:04:52] Know Cyborg and what's the other one you guys had said you played?

[00:04:54] Death in Space

[00:04:56] I like that one

[00:04:58] It's the equivalent of mothership from what I gather

[00:05:00] Fair enough to me I

[00:05:02] I like pirates

[00:05:04] I was going to begin it with one of my classic speeches

[00:05:06] Of things that I like

[00:05:08] I literally was talking to my mother the other day

[00:05:10] And I was like why do I like pirates so much

[00:05:12] And she's like yeah no I remember

[00:05:14] You had a tricorner hat when you were a kid

[00:05:16] And your dad made you a wooden sword

[00:05:18] I just love pirates and pirate lore

[00:05:20] I do think

[00:05:22] It's Limithron right?

[00:05:24] I do think Limithron's version is much more legible

[00:05:26] It's less of an art book

[00:05:28] It's even

[00:05:30] Brozian when she saw it she was like oh my god can you read that

[00:05:32] And I'm like you should see Lucas's Morgh Borg

[00:05:34] It's impossible to read

[00:05:36] There's still some layout that I don't like as much

[00:05:38] Because I do think to Dave's point

[00:05:40] It's not

[00:05:42] It crosses from art to being useful if you have trouble

[00:05:44] Reading it

[00:05:46] This one does that less which I like

[00:05:48] Correct

[00:05:50] They do still use dark font on dark backgrounds

[00:05:52] I have a terrible fucking idea

[00:05:54] The

[00:05:56] Cthulhu page cult thing

[00:05:58] Is actually like the worst

[00:06:00] I had to get a brighter light to read it

[00:06:02] With my glasses

[00:06:04] Other than that great layout

[00:06:06] Beautiful book I think for me

[00:06:08] You want

[00:06:10] Something out of your pirate adventure

[00:06:12] Like you want

[00:06:14] Swinging from the spars

[00:06:16] And cannons and shit

[00:06:18] That's what they've injected into this game

[00:06:20] And there's enough detail where I feel like I could play this

[00:06:22] Like of an evening

[00:06:24] You could get a bottle of rum

[00:06:26] And just hang around and just do some dumb shit

[00:06:28] And there's enough in here to do that

[00:06:30] I didn't get the sense of that from Morgh Borg

[00:06:32] That may be unfair for me but when I read it

[00:06:34] I didn't get that sense

[00:06:36] You get rules like where it's just

[00:06:38] I'm gonna sit down and toss some dice

[00:06:40] And then you get rules like where it's like a small RPG

[00:06:42] This falls under small RPG

[00:06:44] It is worth noting that the original Morgh Borg

[00:06:46] Book is the most narrow

[00:06:48] Of all the books

[00:06:50] As all of these supplementals

[00:06:52] Have expounded on the rules

[00:06:54] And options

[00:06:56] And tables

[00:06:58] So I have a feeling there will be like a 2.0

[00:07:00] In the future where they add some things

[00:07:02] Stealing shit is kind of what people do all the time

[00:07:04] There's a Cthulhu

[00:07:06] You're stealing concepts

[00:07:08] Like to me

[00:07:10] Cthulhu Dark is a great

[00:07:12] Like you should all read Cthulhu Dark

[00:07:14] But the original Cthulhu Dark was like

[00:07:16] One 8.5 by 11 page

[00:07:18] Like it's a great rule set

[00:07:20] But it doesn't help you build a world

[00:07:22] I would say that Morgh Borg is a great skeleton

[00:07:24] This puts some much needed meat on the bone

[00:07:26] And a theme that I really like

[00:07:28] So this is the first Borg I've ever bought

[00:07:30] I believe that is kind of

[00:07:32] I believe that was kind of their plan though

[00:07:34] Cause if you look

[00:07:36] If you go on Kickstarter

[00:07:38] In the past 3 years or so

[00:07:40] You'll see a lot of things that are Borg

[00:07:42] Or Borg friendly

[00:07:44] They're all just fan made

[00:07:46] Oh, it's an OGL

[00:07:48] I can put compatible with Morgh Borg on it

[00:07:50] Free League can help me publish it

[00:07:52] And that's what people have been doing

[00:07:54] No, and I agree

[00:07:56] There's a World War 1 game out there

[00:07:58] That's a co-op which is interesting

[00:08:00] That is compatible with the system

[00:08:02] Cause it is

[00:08:04] It's a very very rules light system

[00:08:06] That carries over through each of these

[00:08:08] With slight modification

[00:08:10] There's enough flesh on the bone for this

[00:08:12] Other Borgs I felt like you bought the book

[00:08:14] We played one game and I never knew if we would play it again

[00:08:16] Pirate Borg has enough

[00:08:18] Flesh on the bone that to me

[00:08:20] I feel like

[00:08:22] I can roll something up and we could play

[00:08:24] Tomorrow

[00:08:26] You know what I mean? I can play the next day

[00:08:28] You can create more of a universe in this I think easier

[00:08:30] Correct

[00:08:32] Which I think is an important part of RPGs

[00:08:34] I do think, maybe that is also with the fact that

[00:08:36] A lot of the other ones do basically end

[00:08:38] Because the world is ending

[00:08:40] The world is ending in everything else

[00:08:42] Did you read the history part?

[00:08:44] To a degree

[00:08:46] It's 36 entries

[00:08:48] 6 by 6 come on

[00:08:50] Do I have to roll on this? I forgot about that

[00:08:52] No, don't roll on it

[00:08:54] Play the thing, I want to play pirate

[00:08:56] I got one hit point, my guy is not going to survive

[00:08:58] Let's go

[00:09:00] Obviously Cody is here and two other people who haven't spoken

[00:09:02] I spoke?

[00:09:04] He's going to edit all

[00:09:06] The cool stuff out of us drinking the shitty

[00:09:08] Rum

[00:09:10] We just have to keep adding in the fact that Lucas bought

[00:09:12] Shitty shooters so that way he can't possibly

[00:09:14] Edit it out

[00:09:16] No one said I'm buying rum, that's why I bought shitty rum

[00:09:18] It's always a great way to get a joke

[00:09:20] Just recycle it over and over and over again

[00:09:22] Sooner or later it will be funny

[00:09:24] Maybe not now

[00:09:26] Maybe not later but could have been in the past

[00:09:28] Would you like to introduce your one HP character?

[00:09:30] Arrrr

[00:09:32] Slimey Beale Black

[00:09:34] Rapscallion

[00:09:36] Da da da da da da da da da da da da

[00:09:38] Is that licensed?

[00:09:40] We probably can't get that

[00:09:42] I bet we can have Ian do it on a metal guitar though

[00:09:44] No

[00:09:46] Harpsichord

[00:09:48] Harpsichord

[00:09:50] Doors, it's a doors cover

[00:09:52] Alex

[00:09:54] Well

[00:09:56] My character is Flanagan the Sorcerer

[00:09:58] The Sorcerer

[00:10:00] Oh sorry did you say your archetype?

[00:10:02] Rapscallion

[00:10:04] Rapscallion

[00:10:06] Slimey Beale Black

[00:10:08] A Sorcerer in Troy is playing

[00:10:10] I'm playing a swashbuckler whose name is Holland Oats

[00:10:12] Holland?

[00:10:16] I don't know why I play games with people

[00:10:18] That's fantastic

[00:10:20] Blame the people I work with because there was a whole Holland

[00:10:22] Hall and Oats thing earlier today

[00:10:24] What could be one word? Oh that's my name now

[00:10:26] Sorry Holland, what was your character

[00:10:28] Just want to write this down

[00:10:30] Flanagan

[00:10:32] Which I'm very excited to see how his

[00:10:34] His

[00:10:36] Masculine Red Death that he's doing

[00:10:38] Or Monkey's Ball

[00:10:40] Mine was

[00:10:42] House of Usher

[00:10:44] And it's dropping like

[00:10:46] Next week

[00:10:48] I've not seen any of that work

[00:10:50] It's gotten good reviews so far

[00:10:52] And everything else he's done has been

[00:10:54] Fucking good

[00:10:56] Your character again

[00:10:58] Slimey Beale Black

[00:11:00] Slimey, you're the only one with a nickname

[00:11:02] That's fun

[00:11:04] It's a pirate

[00:11:06] You haven't earned your nicknames yet

[00:11:08] Most people who would nickname you are dead

[00:11:10] If I don't get one now Lucas I won't after one damage

[00:11:12] You're absolutely not going to

[00:11:14] You were all on a ship

[00:11:16] The ship is a sloop

[00:11:18] Which is

[00:11:20] A standard

[00:11:22] Starter ship for a pirate, it's very fast

[00:11:26] It literally says here

[00:11:29] A small single masted vessel

[00:11:31] The perfect pirate ship due to its speed

[00:11:33] Shallow draft

[00:11:35] And maneuverability

[00:11:37] Because again from the guy who likes pirates

[00:11:39] The thing about sloops is because

[00:11:41] They could go where

[00:11:43] The man o' wars and the frigates couldn't

[00:11:45] So if you had a narrow channel

[00:11:47] If you had a small passage, if you had rocks

[00:11:49] That's one of the reasons why they were so used in the Caribbean

[00:11:51] Because they could pull up to basically any island

[00:11:53] That wasn't surrounded by a reef

[00:11:55] But like, I don't know, Brigantine might be better

[00:11:57] No, sloop

[00:11:59] Like literally the idea is that your getaway car

[00:12:01] Is like, I don't know

[00:12:03] I'm trying to think of a

[00:12:05] I mean you're talking about small maneuverable

[00:12:07] Your go kart versus their

[00:12:11] 18 wheeler

[00:12:13] What are they using in Italian job?

[00:12:15] Minis

[00:12:17] Tell them that Mini Cooper got famous

[00:12:19] They were famous before that, that's why they took it

[00:12:21] We're kind of like in minis

[00:12:23] Or you know, in go karts

[00:12:25] A sloop is fantastic

[00:12:29] It's like when I was driving around with my Mini

[00:12:31] I always was there first

[00:12:33] Why? Because my car didn't

[00:12:35] It was a great car

[00:12:37] Well you are currently being chased

[00:12:39] On your way to

[00:12:41] Black Coral Bay

[00:12:43] By a tartane

[00:12:45] Hoisting a sail

[00:12:47] Of the Union Jack

[00:12:52] So we're going to start this game with naval combat

[00:12:54] Which is new to the Borgs

[00:12:58] And at this point you are

[00:13:00] Four hexes ahead of a ship

[00:13:02] That is chasing you toward an island

[00:13:06] That is basically a pirate

[00:13:08] Hangout

[00:13:10] Whole island is pirates

[00:13:12] It's a

[00:13:14] Tortuga or whatever I guess

[00:13:16] Is that right?

[00:13:18] Tortuga would be one of them yes

[00:13:20] Tortuga, yarr

[00:13:22] So you guys are being chased

[00:13:26] So your captain I believe

[00:13:28] Is Holland, is that correct?

[00:13:30] Sure, Captain Moats

[00:13:32] Holland this is a ship you've stolen

[00:13:34] What's the name of the ship?

[00:13:36] It's the John B

[00:13:38] John B, sloop John B

[00:13:42] I'm not getting the joke

[00:13:44] Because you're an idiot

[00:13:48] Uncultured swine

[00:13:50] I am

[00:13:52] I started the joke so

[00:13:56] The second he said you're in a sloop I said John B

[00:13:58] And I knew Lucas didn't get it and I was like I'm going to just keep bringing it up

[00:14:00] Grandfather and me

[00:14:06] Captain

[00:14:08] Now we need a sea shanty version of that

[00:14:12] Per set well

[00:14:14] I just wanted to bring that up because you guys can actually sing sea shanties

[00:14:16] That modify the way you play

[00:14:20] However

[00:14:22] Each inch or in this case we are doing hexes

[00:14:24] Is 50 feet

[00:14:26] So ships can rotate twice during each movement

[00:14:30] 60 degrees which is one hex face

[00:14:32] But only once per hex

[00:14:36] So you can't just make like a turn on a dime situation

[00:14:40] Ships must move at least one hex each turn

[00:14:42] Unless in close combat

[00:14:44] Ramming anchored ore and irons

[00:14:46] And we will start with initiative

[00:14:48] We're being chased by a Tartan

[00:14:50] You are

[00:14:52] We're actually being chased by a boat that is smaller than us

[00:14:56] Just FYI

[00:15:00] Let's turn around and kick their butt

[00:15:02] I agree

[00:15:04] Lucas is not expecting that

[00:15:06] That doesn't work the same way in normal combat

[00:15:10] I do like the fact that theirs has three sails

[00:15:12] Yeah, no this is totally

[00:15:14] This is not at all what is chasing us

[00:15:16] No

[00:15:18] That's fine fuck it

[00:15:20] You want a bigger ship? I'll give you a bigger ship

[00:15:22] Lucas is apparently mad about this

[00:15:24] There you go, it's a brigantine

[00:15:26] Now that is a little more dangerous

[00:15:28] That's something we should probably get away from

[00:15:30] I was looking up the Tartan

[00:15:32] The picture is like

[00:15:34] It's a little fishing boat

[00:15:36] Like that you would take out on the lake

[00:15:38] This is a square rigged two masted vessel

[00:15:40] Nimble and suitable for

[00:15:42] Medium sized crews Kamala used as a merchant ship

[00:15:44] Not a merchant ship today

[00:15:46] It is a British ship

[00:15:48] That is chasing you down

[00:15:50] Throw a rock at it

[00:15:52] So I see with normal combat

[00:15:54] You roll a D6 and see who goes first

[00:16:00] You guys go, if we're gonna use that

[00:16:02] I'm gonna use that roll

[00:16:04] It's not listed in naval combat but it's listed in normal combat

[00:16:08] You guys get to go the first action

[00:16:10] So roll initiative

[00:16:12] D6 plus your ships agility which is on your card

[00:16:14] Or if you've written it down you've written it down

[00:16:16] And I will leave that to Troy since he's the captain

[00:16:18] Roll D6 Troy

[00:16:20] All ships roll every round

[00:16:22] Yep

[00:16:24] Two

[00:16:26] We're a four

[00:16:28] Initiative four

[00:16:30] My agility is a five so that means I go first

[00:16:32] Your agility is a five

[00:16:34] Well I rolled a four plus one

[00:16:36] Nevermind

[00:16:38] There's no way you're plus that but yes

[00:16:40] So I will move

[00:16:42] Two hexes

[00:16:44] So in ship combat

[00:16:46] The captain uses their action to move the ship

[00:16:48] It's speed and hexes

[00:16:54] My speed is actually four

[00:16:56] My speed is four

[00:16:58] Can you reach?

[00:17:00] Yeah, well I wanna turn my ship

[00:17:06] I can do one

[00:17:08] One there

[00:17:10] Move

[00:17:15] I can only turn twice but not once

[00:17:17] Not twice in the same hex

[00:17:21] Which is my four hexes

[00:17:23] I am coming up on you

[00:17:25] Yep

[00:17:27] I may now take a crew action

[00:17:30] Fire broadsides, fire small arms

[00:17:32] Full sail, come about, boarding party

[00:17:34] Repair, drop anchor, weigh anchor, ram

[00:17:36] Something else

[00:17:38] Which would be a relic ritual or something

[00:17:40] To that nature

[00:17:42] Broad sides

[00:17:44] I don't think

[00:17:46] Will hit you but let's look at the

[00:17:48] Grid, there is a grid on the other page

[00:17:50] Broad sides will just miss you

[00:17:54] Correct

[00:17:56] So I believe I can do a small arms though

[00:17:58] Because they can go from any side

[00:18:00] Small arms is just you literally shooting over the side of the boat

[00:18:02] Oh yeah, guns

[00:18:04] Absolutely

[00:18:08] So this is the only time I get to roll dice in this game

[00:18:10] That's not good

[00:18:14] For us or you?

[00:18:16] For me, I roll a nine

[00:18:18] I roll a nine to hit

[00:18:20] Because they're

[00:18:23] Fire small arms, test crew skill

[00:18:25] Plus PC presence, DR 12

[00:18:27] PC presence

[00:18:29] So what's your crew skill?

[00:18:31] Your crew skill is plus zero

[00:18:35] And you have no PC presence

[00:18:37] So you're testing against DR 12

[00:18:39] Straight up nine, so it's a fail

[00:18:43] So I fire a bunch of guns at you and do nothing

[00:18:47] You'll never catch the John B

[00:18:49] It is now on the captain's turn

[00:18:53] Ask him which way the wind be blowing Captain

[00:18:55] Because he hasn't paid attention to those rules yet

[00:18:57] Those are optional rules

[00:18:59] Apparently the wind blows in whatever direction Lucas gets

[00:19:01] Optional wind rules, it literally says it in big letters

[00:19:05] Right, but the only advantage the sloop has

[00:19:07] Is that we can turn more

[00:19:09] Directly into the wind than you can

[00:19:11] Which is one of the major advantages we read about it being

[00:19:13] A pirate ship

[00:19:15] I roll a one

[00:19:20] Therefore the wind is

[00:19:22] You're going into the wind

[00:19:24] We're going into the wind

[00:19:26] Which means we need to turn to be close with the wind

[00:19:28] And we can still move at full speed

[00:19:30] And he can't

[00:19:32] He would have to move at half his speed

[00:19:34] I'm gonna use this just to say

[00:19:36] That's where your island is sitting

[00:19:38] Oh yeah, no fuck Lucas

[00:19:40] Yeah, turn us and go five

[00:19:42] No shit, we're gonna outrun him

[00:19:44] Just randomly through it, wherever it landed

[00:19:46] Right, so what's our speed?

[00:19:48] So we are in this hex

[00:19:50] So we can go one

[00:19:52] Wait, we need to turn first

[00:19:54] One, because if the wind is coming from which direction?

[00:19:56] This way?

[00:19:58] It's coming directly from where you were facing

[00:20:00] Okay, so now we are technically close with the wind

[00:20:02] And this ship can travel at full speed when close to the wind

[00:20:04] You can't just

[00:20:06] Yeah

[00:20:10] One, two, three, four, five

[00:20:12] I don't even care, we're gonna make it

[00:20:14] Because you can't do that

[00:20:16] Because you change yourself from the smaller ship

[00:20:18] Because you change yourself from the smaller ship to the bigger ship that can't do that

[00:20:24] Big ship can't go fast, small ship can't attack us

[00:20:26] We also get some crew actions

[00:20:30] You do get crew actions

[00:20:32] Your broads ends aren't doing any good at this point

[00:20:34] Because of the way you're facing

[00:20:36] Nope, but we can do full sail

[00:20:38] If you want

[00:20:40] Do you have good agility? I have a plus one

[00:20:42] It's based on your ship's agility, is it not?

[00:20:44] Plus two

[00:20:46] It's test ship agility plus PC agility, DR12

[00:20:48] To move one extra hex

[00:20:50] Well, he can't roll, he's the captain

[00:20:52] So it's between the two of you

[00:20:54] That's why I was asking what your agility is

[00:20:56] Mine's flat zero across the board

[00:20:58] Ha ha, slimy bill gotcha

[00:21:00] Raise the mizzen mast

[00:21:02] Pull on the spar

[00:21:04] Whip ya dogs

[00:21:06] What the fuck am I adding here?

[00:21:08] Your agility plus the ship's agility

[00:21:10] My agility is one, so three

[00:21:12] So I need to roll

[00:21:14] A nine

[00:21:16] That's better

[00:21:19] Roll a 15

[00:21:21] Fuck you Lucas, we move one more hex

[00:21:23] He'll never forget the day you lost the John B

[00:21:29] We roll initiative every round apparently

[00:21:31] Yep, that's correct

[00:21:33] Because we get a better modifier

[00:21:35] That's a seven for me

[00:21:37] We're rolling a D6 right?

[00:21:39] Yep, I rolled a six on mine

[00:21:41] Plus two

[00:21:43] So ideally you get a six and we go first again

[00:21:45] Five

[00:21:47] We do not

[00:21:54] So I've turned and I moved four

[00:21:56] I will do

[00:21:58] You are close to the wind right?

[00:22:00] Huh? You're close to the wind

[00:22:02] Yeah, the wind doesn't change, you only just roll it once

[00:22:04] Right, but you can't move

[00:22:06] Full distance

[00:22:08] You can only move half your speed

[00:22:10] Which would make theoretically

[00:22:12] I don't know what range is in this

[00:22:14] Because I'd only read this once last night

[00:22:16] But it does make a difference

[00:22:18] I'm going to roll a five on your side

[00:22:20] Unless I can do full sail and move up on you

[00:22:22] Which I can do

[00:22:24] Test agility

[00:22:27] So I'm assuming it just shifts agility

[00:22:29] Because I don't have a player character

[00:22:31] You have no player character because you're not a player

[00:22:33] That is a 12

[00:22:35] Yep, he can move one more

[00:22:37] Which is a DR so I can move one more

[00:22:41] Which puts the

[00:22:44] Depends on how you count the hexes

[00:22:46] But yes, you're probably in range

[00:22:48] Well, you're technically on that one

[00:22:50] One, two

[00:22:52] I mean you usually count them one, two, three

[00:22:54] Four, five

[00:22:56] Look at this

[00:22:58] It's a straight diagonal

[00:23:00] Oh, are you trying to see if you can do a broadside?

[00:23:02] You can't do a broadside

[00:23:04] I could try to fire you again

[00:23:06] You could

[00:23:08] Continue to shoot

[00:23:10] Another nine

[00:23:12] More bullets come

[00:23:14] Flying over your heads

[00:23:16] Your turn

[00:23:20] Turn to the wind captain

[00:23:22] Full broadside

[00:23:24] Sink is shipped

[00:23:26] We want to go to the

[00:23:28] Island, right?

[00:23:30] Unless you want to annoy Lucas and turn broadside into combat

[00:23:32] If you want to do combat

[00:23:34] You can do combat

[00:23:36] Depends on if you want to play the game

[00:23:38] Like your way or if you want to just run off and

[00:23:40] Play the game a different way

[00:23:42] There's a whole scenario here that does not involve this

[00:23:44] So

[00:23:46] You started with ship combat, therefore it does involve it

[00:23:48] Yeah, fuck it, let's turn

[00:23:50] You're the captain, you make the choice

[00:23:52] Turn and aim the broadsides

[00:23:54] So we can turn one and then we have

[00:23:56] How many

[00:24:00] How far do they shoot

[00:24:02] We've got five

[00:24:04] What's our ship's arc of fire?

[00:24:06] Broadside

[00:24:08] I don't know

[00:24:10] It's a D6

[00:24:12] Two, three, four, five

[00:24:16] Why can't we do it from where we're at?

[00:24:18] Well I guess

[00:24:20] I think you have to move the full

[00:24:22] You have to move at least one hack

[00:24:24] You don't have to move all of them

[00:24:26] Where do you want to go then?

[00:24:28] Like there?

[00:24:32] You can still hit with broadsides from there, yes

[00:24:34] Just kind of puts us right in the way if he wants to ram us

[00:24:36] That's why we don't really need to move

[00:24:38] Closer

[00:24:40] As long as our broadsides is in

[00:24:42] You can turn and fire

[00:24:44] I think I turned and moved one

[00:24:46] That's fine

[00:24:48] His broadsides will be better than ours, so hit well

[00:24:50] So whoever would like to roll first

[00:24:52] Roll a D20

[00:24:54] This is a presence roll right?

[00:24:57] To fire broadsides

[00:24:59] Yes it would be presence

[00:25:01] Who's got the best presence that isn't the captain?

[00:25:03] You got zero

[00:25:05] I also have zero

[00:25:07] It's your turn, I got the S to the extra hex

[00:25:11] Hey, creepy sorcerer dude

[00:25:13] Fire the broadsides

[00:25:15] You rolled a D12

[00:25:20] So your number is probably not going to go

[00:25:22] You want to roll a D20

[00:25:24] I would like to give you an extra 8 numbers

[00:25:26] To use please

[00:25:28] Preferably roll one of the 8 I just gave to you

[00:25:30] But it just

[00:25:32] Says D12 on the

[00:25:34] No, DR12

[00:25:36] You're trying to get better than 12

[00:25:38] So we're rolling 12 or higher to hit

[00:25:40] What's our broadside bonus for the ship?

[00:25:42] D6

[00:25:46] That's a fumble my friend

[00:25:48] Your cannons or small arms

[00:25:50] Misfire

[00:25:52] Do I die?

[00:25:54] No, a damaged weapon must be repaired

[00:25:56] Before it can be fired again

[00:25:58] Run away

[00:26:00] It just says misfire, does misfire also mean damaged?

[00:26:02] I would imagine misfire

[00:26:04] Means that we have to do something to fix it

[00:26:06] You're going to have to spin an action to repair

[00:26:08] Which is one of the actions

[00:26:10] So you can either do that now

[00:26:12] Or you can fire small arms

[00:26:14] What's the crew skill?

[00:26:16] Crew skill, did we decide what that is?

[00:26:18] We have a negative one

[00:26:20] Well, yeah, but no

[00:26:22] Our crew skill is a negative one

[00:26:24] So I was just trying to think

[00:26:26] So basically I would have to roll 13 or better

[00:26:28] To hit with small arms

[00:26:32] And we do how much damage?

[00:26:34] A D

[00:26:36] It's not great

[00:26:38] He probably has quite a bit of hit points

[00:26:40] What do I got to do to repair?

[00:26:42] Repairing, ships can

[00:26:44] Only be repaired to 50% at sea

[00:26:46] Using the repair crew action

[00:26:48] Test crew skill

[00:26:52] Minus one, oh it's the same thing

[00:26:54] Repairs misfired cannons

[00:26:56] Okay, I can attempt to do that

[00:26:58] Get out of the way, slimy bill will show you how to do it

[00:27:00] He's got to roll 13 out of 20

[00:27:02] Which doesn't seem very good

[00:27:04] That's another one

[00:27:08] That would be another one

[00:27:10] Your cannons are fucking useless, they're broken

[00:27:12] You can't fix them

[00:27:14] And that's why you don't use the hammer

[00:27:16] Roll initiative

[00:27:18] I like the idea that I fell on the way over there

[00:27:20] Because a lot of times they were held in by ropes

[00:27:22] Just whole cannon

[00:27:24] Just fucking rolled off the sides

[00:27:26] I only rolled a two this time

[00:27:28] You get to take your turn, you have no cannons

[00:27:30] We do have no broadsides

[00:27:32] Turn and go to the

[00:27:34] Go to the island

[00:27:36] One, turn once

[00:27:39] Two

[00:27:41] I'm still okay

[00:27:43] Three, four, five

[00:27:45] We're at the shit, we're there

[00:27:47] We're at the thing

[00:27:49] Question is, are they stupid enough to follow you?

[00:27:53] They are not

[00:27:57] Seeing the

[00:27:59] Seeing the island, knowing what the island is

[00:28:02] The Brits will turn about and back down for now

[00:28:06] Possibly wait, anchor out, and keep watch on the island

[00:28:10] You have made your way to Black Coral Bay

[00:28:14] The longbow's a shit weapon anyway

[00:28:16] But now you've got to fix your shit

[00:28:18] Now you've got to fix your shit

[00:28:20] Which you're probably going to have to go

[00:28:22] To the shipwright to get fixed

[00:28:24] Captain

[00:28:26] Perhaps we take the traveler's clothes and

[00:28:30] Sell them to fix the cannon

[00:28:32] He's wearing right fancy clothes

[00:28:34] I'm sure we've got something else that would be useful

[00:28:42] Would you like to gamble for your clothes sir?

[00:28:44] I've got some dice

[00:28:46] Perfectly fine dice

[00:28:48] Not loaded at all

[00:28:50] Loaded

[00:28:52] I only load the cannon

[00:28:54] That one there

[00:28:56] He points to the hole where the cannon fell off

[00:28:58] It's still smoldering and cracked

[00:29:00] I like the idea it rolled off the ship

[00:29:02] I could have said that but

[00:29:04] It's just

[00:29:06] Bill tried to swing down from the spar and like

[00:29:08] Just took out another rope and just launched that

[00:29:10] Cannon right off the fucking deck

[00:29:14] Goodbye cannon

[00:29:16] The Old Bay is a small tropical island with a population of around 1500

[00:29:20] Despite the turquoise blue waters

[00:29:22] The lush jungle vegetation

[00:29:24] It is dark and miserable

[00:29:26] It is a dark and miserable place and has been

[00:29:28] For as long as anyone can remember

[00:29:30] Thunderstorms and thick fog are frequent

[00:29:32] Death and violence are commonplace

[00:29:34] People and their treasure go missing all the time

[00:29:36] As such, exploring is a dangerous but profitable pastime

[00:29:40] Come Mr. Flannel I'll show you the best place to drink

[00:29:44] No one wants everybody talks about tortuga

[00:29:46] You wanna have a drink and a winch at Black Coral Bay

[00:29:53] Old Bill Black will show you exactly where to go

[00:29:55] I clap him on the back

[00:29:59] Help me

[00:30:01] Hey you're a pirate

[00:30:03] You can talk

[00:30:05] Let's play a kick

[00:30:07] I've decided you're the Elizabeth Swan of the game at this point

[00:30:09] Until you've established otherwise

[00:30:11] You guys can pull in to the docks at Coral Town

[00:30:19] That's what they do with trains

[00:30:21] It is a small run down port at the mouth of the protected bay

[00:30:25] From which the island gets its name

[00:30:27] It's a safe haven for pirates, smugglers and lowlifes

[00:30:31] You also, you've been, you've very likely been here more than once

[00:30:35] You're aware that this place is governed by Governor Claude Bordet

[00:30:39] Who?

[00:30:40] Gesundheit

[00:30:42] He was a very strange man, very odd man

[00:30:45] Doesn't get out much, don't see him much

[00:30:47] Don't hear much about him in fact

[00:30:51] Is he real?

[00:30:53] Question

[00:30:55] Coral Town

[00:30:57] We can find out after we visit the brothel

[00:30:59] Coral Town is not a vacation destination

[00:31:01] No one here seems happy and everyone is looking for a score

[00:31:06] That's the brothel

[00:31:08] The docks are a popular place

[00:31:10] Especially for like late night meetings, that sort of thing

[00:31:12] There are currently, I rolled a D12, six ships docked here

[00:31:18] Do any of them have cannons on them?

[00:31:20] They probably all do

[00:31:22] Functioning cannons

[00:31:24] Probably more than yours

[00:31:26] New ship

[00:31:30] Would you say you're any good at thieving Mr. Flannel?

[00:31:33] One of which, kind of, you kind of

[00:31:37] Perhaps especially the captain

[00:31:41] Kind of takes a step back and rubs his eyes and realizes

[00:31:45] Oh that's the eye of chaos

[00:31:47] It is a famous ship

[00:31:49] Captain by Captain Davies

[00:31:53] Who is a very famous smuggler and murderer

[00:31:57] It's kind of rare that Captain Davies will be docked here

[00:32:02] Davies and Holland

[00:32:04] I mean, you were looking for an upgrade

[00:32:11] Yeah

[00:32:13] Well there is a shipwright you can go to to at least fix

[00:32:16] See if you can get the cannons fixed

[00:32:18] She is a graceful woman by the name of Helga

[00:32:21] She can offer repairs, upgrades and ammo

[00:32:25] Which are also priced on a different page if that's what you wish to do

[00:32:28] Any trade-ins?

[00:32:32] She does not do trade-ins

[00:32:36] Page 77 are the prices if you're looking for that

[00:32:41] Here Cody

[00:32:45] We can upgrade cannons

[00:32:51] Functioning would be good

[00:32:53] It says crew repairs, even though it's a crew task

[00:32:57] I would imagine the cost is the same

[00:32:59] So 25 per

[00:33:02] It doesn't specify what guns are

[00:33:04] Because it's HP isn't it

[00:33:06] We'll upgrade the cannon this ship's HP times 50 silver

[00:33:12] Jesus

[00:33:14] Our HP is like what 30?

[00:33:16] You'll have to give up your clothes sir

[00:33:19] But that's to upgrade it

[00:33:21] Let's cut it in half to call it to fix it

[00:33:24] So your ship's HP times 25 silver to fix it

[00:33:35] The whole ship?

[00:33:37] No, to fix the cannons that you've blown out

[00:33:42] So what's that cost at for you guys then?

[00:33:47] 15 times 20

[00:33:53] Do what now?

[00:33:54] Your ship's HP times 25

[00:34:00] Gets us what?

[00:34:01] He's charging us to fix our cannons

[00:34:03] To repair the cannon rather than upgrade the cannon

[00:34:05] Which is 50 silver times 50 silver

[00:34:08] So that's 25 silver instead

[00:34:10] That's 750 silver? No!

[00:34:13] Yeah we don't have that

[00:34:15] No! That's why I kept saying no

[00:34:18] Welcome to the scenario where you gotta find treasure

[00:34:21] To fucking fix your ship

[00:34:25] Or?

[00:34:28] Or if you make enough money you can buy a new ship

[00:34:30] We steal a ship

[00:34:35] I mean I already did

[00:34:36] You're stealing another ship

[00:34:38] You're already shitting on a stolen ship here

[00:34:40] I own a dinghy

[00:34:43] Quit playing with your dinghy

[00:34:45] We're going to the brothel

[00:34:50] Because clearly Helga is charging an outrageous price to fix a cannon

[00:34:55] Would you like to negotiate with Helga?

[00:34:57] I'm not pretty enough this scenario

[00:35:01] I don't think any of us have any useful presents

[00:35:03] When you first walk up to her she kind of

[00:35:06] What do you want?

[00:35:07] Graceful

[00:35:10] Yes

[00:35:11] Great first impression

[00:35:12] Live and charming I would say

[00:35:15] Just one side of the head shaved

[00:35:17] Is that natural or?

[00:35:21] Big tattoo right there

[00:35:23] Did you choose that or did you get

[00:35:25] Did you get too close to a forge one time and just

[00:35:29] She takes a knife and just

[00:35:32] What do you want?

[00:35:33] I take my little paring knife out and just go

[00:35:37] Thunk

[00:35:41] She tries not to laugh

[00:35:44] It's not the size of the tool Lassie it's how you use it

[00:35:47] Slimy is going to get us killed

[00:35:49] She does laugh

[00:35:51] Yeah

[00:35:59] I'll negotiate fine I'll just keep throwing rolls

[00:36:01] I've already thrown one already

[00:36:04] How's about

[00:36:07] 50 silver to fix the cannon seems fair right

[00:36:10] You're making up the prices anyway Lucas

[00:36:15] How's about HB times 10 silver

[00:36:18] Closer

[00:36:21] How much silver do you have?

[00:36:23] Not that much but I feel like I could steal that much

[00:36:26] Well I'm just saying how much silver do you have?

[00:36:28] 70

[00:36:29] So yeah we're

[00:36:31] His clothes are worth 250 that's all I'm saying

[00:36:33] Like

[00:36:35] We can get like 230 silver by

[00:36:37] By selling them and getting him two pairs

[00:36:39] Of clothes like what I wear

[00:36:41] Just start it out

[00:36:42] Listen if you don't got the cash

[00:36:44] Go to the green crack and see if somebody can give you a job

[00:36:48] The what?

[00:36:53] The green crack into the tavern here in town

[00:36:55] Why is it green?

[00:36:57] It's just what it's called

[00:36:58] Syphilis

[00:37:00] Ah

[00:37:02] Scurvy so much scurvy

[00:37:05] So much scurvy

[00:37:06] I suppose we'll have to go find a job

[00:37:12] Yeah

[00:37:13] He's a captain I'm following him

[00:37:15] Captain Oates

[00:37:17] If Coral Town had a heart this would be it

[00:37:19] A seedy tavern called the green crackin

[00:37:22] Jonesy the barkeep

[00:37:24] Who in my head is just Jonesy from

[00:37:27] Fucking

[00:37:29] Letter Kenny

[00:37:31] Is gruff

[00:37:32] Is gruff and large enough to prevent a fight

[00:37:36] Several important looking pirates

[00:37:39] Several important looking pirates are

[00:37:42] Hanging about

[00:37:43] It is loud

[00:37:45] Everyone is drunk

[00:37:46] People are smoking, spitting, gambling

[00:37:50] Plotting all sorts of things

[00:37:52] And in the back corner you do see a table

[00:37:55] With some extremely

[00:37:59] Scary looking cutthroats

[00:38:02] Surrounded by surrounding a man sitting in the very corner

[00:38:06] That you would know as Captain Davies

[00:38:11] I would like to approach the barkeep so I can hear your best Canadian accent Lucas

[00:38:16] Because you started out

[00:38:18] He's Canadian pirate

[00:38:20] All those French Canadian pirates

[00:38:23] French Canadian pirates

[00:38:24] Canadian pirates

[00:38:25] That love their hockey eh

[00:38:27] Oh hey what can I get for you there

[00:38:30] It's a little

[00:38:32] Little little youper Wisconsinite but fair enough

[00:38:36] Sorry I've never been to Canada

[00:38:39] You're the one who made the reference

[00:38:41] I just thought it was funny because his name is Jonesy

[00:38:45] Yes

[00:38:46] Grog for me and me mates

[00:38:48] I want to test and see if it kills me

[00:38:51] No sorry

[00:38:52] Coaster

[00:38:53] I was just trying to swallow what I was putting

[00:38:58] I like the finish on my table don't ruin the finish on my table

[00:39:01] It's on the mat

[00:39:04] Sorry what did you say

[00:39:05] I'm drinking Grog rum ale

[00:39:09] A nice Pinot Grigio whatever you got Jonesy

[00:39:12] We have a nice red

[00:39:14] Suddenly he's British

[00:39:16] Oh yeah I can get you a I can get you a Grog there

[00:39:19] Keep talking to him he has to keep using the accent

[00:39:25] What you guys in town for eh

[00:39:28] We're looking for a job

[00:39:31] Oh yeah there's all kinds of jobs out here

[00:39:34] What you looking for

[00:39:35] Wrenches

[00:39:37] Money

[00:39:38] This man has a one track mind

[00:39:41] We can't hoist the sail without any wenches

[00:39:43] Oh you know you've been here before haven't you

[00:39:45] You can go down to the treasured chest

[00:39:47] That's the house of ill repute here

[00:39:51] The what

[00:39:52] The treasured chest

[00:39:53] The treasured chest is one of the several houses of ill repute

[00:39:57] Treasured chest

[00:40:00] No there's no S on that

[00:40:01] I know but I'm making a joke

[00:40:04] That is the joke

[00:40:06] It's of the several houses of ill repute on the island

[00:40:09] It is the busiest and most politically connected

[00:40:13] Madame Dubois is the woman to speak to there if you're looking to fuck

[00:40:17] It's not what it says in the book but that's pretty much what it goes towards

[00:40:21] Yeah brothels typically

[00:40:27] Oh yeah go speak to Madame Dubois

[00:40:32] She knows the intricacies of naval rigging does she

[00:40:37] Naval rigging? Anal rigging? What you want?

[00:40:40] Fair enough

[00:40:42] A wench is a wench

[00:40:43] Yeah back to we need a job

[00:40:48] Oh yeah well I heard I overheard Captain Davies over there

[00:40:56] He's been talking about some sort of strange temple here on the island

[00:41:00] I mean I've heard about the temple but I never found it

[00:41:03] What is this supposed temple?

[00:41:05] Oh you might have to ask him

[00:41:07] Uh is it one of doom?

[00:41:11] Oh many people that have tried to find it never came back

[00:41:15] So would you say it's a hidden temple

[00:41:21] That's the legend

[00:41:23] Thank you

[00:41:24] Thank you Lucas

[00:41:26] I quit

[00:41:28] Take control of the narrative or it's just gonna be just stupid

[00:41:31] I'm a lazy captain

[00:41:33] The silver snake's boat's still out there

[00:41:36] Fucking green monkeys

[00:41:38] It's starting to stink and rot now

[00:41:40] It's solid

[00:41:42] So much better

[00:41:44] If uh

[00:41:45] I'm sure it is

[00:41:46] I'm not a big fan of rum but I don't mind the crack in rum

[00:41:49] That's pretty good

[00:41:50] I'll take a shot of it if you want to pour some in there

[00:41:53] I have shot glasses if you'd like to take a shot of it

[00:41:55] That also works

[00:41:56] Yeah that's fine

[00:42:00] Um

[00:42:01] Uh I suppose I'll go talk to Davies then

[00:42:04] Oh sure he's in a bit of a mood just be careful

[00:42:07] A mood how? Why?

[00:42:10] Uh I think somebody uh

[00:42:12] Somebody stole something from him recently

[00:42:16] I don't know he's been on one for a couple days

[00:42:19] Maybe he needs to go see Madame Dubois

[00:42:25] We'll go and approach

[00:42:28] Mr. Davies

[00:42:29] As you approach the table a very burly gentleman steps in front of you and just like instantly nose to nose with you

[00:42:36] As if guarding

[00:42:38] And kind of gr- kind of mmm

[00:42:41] You don't look like a captain

[00:42:43] Neither do you

[00:42:45] No

[00:42:46] You also don't look like you have a lot of brains so please step aside

[00:42:49] He is- his teeth are like

[00:42:51] Fucked

[00:42:52] Rotted

[00:42:53] His breath is atrocious

[00:42:55] Eww

[00:42:56] Okay

[00:42:58] What do you want?

[00:42:59] To speak to the captain

[00:43:02] He kind of

[00:43:03] Side eyes over his shoulder and

[00:43:05] You see Davies give a bit of a nod

[00:43:08] And he steps aside

[00:43:10] Davies just leans a little forward and says

[00:43:14] Do I know you?

[00:43:16] Haven't had the pleasure

[00:43:18] Heard you lost something

[00:43:20] Lost a lot

[00:43:21] Lotta man, lotta treasure

[00:43:24] How'd you lose that?

[00:43:26] How'd you lose it?

[00:43:28] Headed on a dinghy on a side

[00:43:31] Only a man decided he was gonna go into business for himself

[00:43:34] Fucked off

[00:43:36] So one of your crew absconded

[00:43:39] That's a big word for a pirate

[00:43:42] I'm a learned pirate

[00:43:46] Refused to acquiesce with whatever the fucking

[00:43:48] You know

[00:43:49] Whatever he says in it

[00:43:51] That's the dead ship now

[00:43:52] Fair enough

[00:43:53] It fell over

[00:43:54] I'm disinclined to acquiesce to your request

[00:43:56] I haven't seen the movie in a very long time

[00:43:59] I take it

[00:44:00] They're not here

[00:44:02] No idea where they went

[00:44:06] Took off in the night

[00:44:08] May have sunk in a storm for all I know

[00:44:12] Just happened at sea?

[00:44:16] As he takes a shot

[00:44:18] That is so much smoother

[00:44:19] Yeah, yeah

[00:44:20] Cause it didn't cost the dollar

[00:44:23] It doesn't mean I'm not gonna drink these

[00:44:26] Eventually

[00:44:27] Maybe not tonight

[00:44:28] I don't want to burn a hole in my stomach

[00:44:30] My liver can only take so much

[00:44:35] You're just cleaning it out

[00:44:38] Probably making it worse

[00:44:41] Well, you want to go hunt him down

[00:44:44] We're in need of a job

[00:44:45] Well that's not the job I'm looking for men for today

[00:44:54] That's what I'm interested in

[00:44:59] Are you the one looking for the temple?

[00:45:01] I am

[00:45:03] Right

[00:45:04] And you're the one looking for money?

[00:45:07] This is true

[00:45:08] Also yes

[00:45:09] Let me guess

[00:45:11] Cannon explode?

[00:45:13] Helga give you a hard time?

[00:45:16] This man's a psychic

[00:45:18] Witch! Kill him!

[00:45:20] Present roll

[00:45:22] 17

[00:45:24] Is he a witch?

[00:45:25] Is he a witch?

[00:45:28] He says

[00:45:30] Temple has no name

[00:45:31] We just call it the nameless

[00:45:34] That's lazy naming right there

[00:45:36] Rather unimaginative

[00:45:37] It's written on the paper sorry

[00:45:39] The nameless temple

[00:45:40] It's that stands

[00:45:41] I wrote it on the paper

[00:45:43] Oh yeah

[00:45:44] I wrote nameless

[00:45:45] Just couldn't come up with anything

[00:45:48] Could be the jungle temple

[00:45:49] Could be the temple of death

[00:45:50] Anything else but no

[00:45:52] It's the nameless temple

[00:45:54] He says

[00:45:56] Surely you've heard of it

[00:45:58] No

[00:45:59] Hard to hear about a temple with no name

[00:46:01] That everyone who goes to investigate about it never comes back

[00:46:04] It's probably not real

[00:46:07] They probably got eaten by a snake

[00:46:09] Speaking of

[00:46:10] One of my favorite indie comics right now

[00:46:12] Godzilla, Hear There Be Dragons

[00:46:15] Which is basically Pirates of the Caribbean

[00:46:18] Except Jack Sparrow and his crew end up on like Kaiju Island

[00:46:24] Okay

[00:46:26] It's awesome

[00:46:28] How quick do they die?

[00:46:29] Well supposedly that the Spanish Armada

[00:46:33] That's what happened to the Spanish Armada

[00:46:35] Godzilla

[00:46:36] According to this version of history

[00:46:39] Tracks

[00:46:43] I mean

[00:46:44] He do some work on some wooden ships I feel

[00:46:49] Your nameless temple

[00:46:50] He says

[00:46:53] Some of the history goes back to an ancient group of

[00:46:56] Mizoan settlers

[00:46:58] Discovered an underground lake

[00:47:00] Discovered an underground lake with an unexplainable healing power

[00:47:04] El Dorado

[00:47:07] One of his crew kind of like

[00:47:10] Leans in a little and says

[00:47:12] Says there's a

[00:47:13] They say there's monsters in there

[00:47:15] Big ones

[00:47:17] Drink human blood

[00:47:19] Who says?

[00:47:21] Yeah doesn't nobody ever come back from this place

[00:47:24] Right

[00:47:25] Nobody comes back but there's so many stories

[00:47:29] What's the price then?

[00:47:32] What are you looking for?

[00:47:36] Rumor has it

[00:47:37] Deep down in the cave

[00:47:39] Rumor has it there's

[00:47:41] An incredible treasure

[00:47:45] You go down there

[00:47:46] You bring it back

[00:47:48] Split it 70-30 my way

[00:47:54] Deal

[00:47:55] So we get payment on delivery

[00:47:57] We don't actually get any money

[00:47:59] 30%

[00:48:02] Hmm

[00:48:04] If he's willing to pay 70%

[00:48:06] We could probably find somebody else who's willing to pay 100%

[00:48:10] Oh no no

[00:48:11] 70 my way

[00:48:12] I'm not talking to him

[00:48:15] You're talking so I'm hearing

[00:48:19] I already agreed

[00:48:21] 100% let's go

[00:48:22] What do you say?

[00:48:24] Captain

[00:48:26] I'll find whatever

[00:48:28] He's in character

[00:48:31] He kind of looks at everyone else as if he's like

[00:48:34] Well that was fucking easy

[00:48:38] Very well

[00:48:40] Now you know he's going to Patraeus right?

[00:48:42] You head northeast until you find it

[00:48:44] Good luck