Venturing through the Goblin Market, the party from Thorpe has encountered wild animals, goblin judges, riddle tellers, and more... but nowhere amongst the sights and sounds of this Midsummer fete have they seen any sign of the Thistledown sisters. Where are they, and what further dangers await our adventurers?
Find out as we conclude Champions of the Goblin Market, a Dungeon Crawl Classics adventure.
Starring
Jeff
Schroeder
Lucas
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[00:00:36] The Goblin with the Glaive doesn't answer, he just gives you a severe luck.
[00:00:40] Alright, thanks.
[00:00:42] Alright, we're gonna go get paid.
[00:00:47] Because he said his dad was gonna pay us.
[00:00:49] Remember?
[00:00:50] You wanna just go there and get it over with and we're gonna go down and around.
[00:00:54] See what's that way.
[00:00:56] I'm good.
[00:00:57] Whatever.
[00:00:58] Let's get paid.
[00:00:59] Going west?
[00:01:00] Yeah.
[00:01:00] Going west.
[00:01:01] Brush up.
[00:01:02] Shit.
[00:01:03] A winding course of long ago buried steps leads to a vacant field where crystalline stones
[00:01:09] sag shapeless under the unfeeling stars.
[00:01:13] A few cooking fires with banners by them light the night revealing groups of armored
[00:01:17] goblins and inscriptions on the stones.
[00:01:20] A few goblins spar with what looks to be moving clouds of old shoes in a human shape.
[00:01:27] Recognize these shoes?
[00:01:29] I was gonna say, you said a cloud of shoes in a human shape.
[00:01:33] Yes, that's what I said.
[00:01:35] Just making sure.
[00:01:37] As you sort of step in and regard this, suddenly you are approached by eight
[00:01:48] knights in leather armor with short swords.
[00:01:51] You must come with us.
[00:01:53] I'm good.
[00:01:55] He then points his sword outward in a threatening manner.
[00:01:59] You must come with us.
[00:02:02] Take me to Jolin.
[00:02:04] Bunk.
[00:02:05] Are you taking us to Lord Backshots?
[00:02:08] Yes.
[00:02:09] Guys, we're gonna get paid.
[00:02:11] That's all we needed.
[00:02:11] Let's go.
[00:02:12] It's way we were headed anyway.
[00:02:15] Another sweet character portrait.
[00:02:16] So are these goblin knights?
[00:02:18] Yes.
[00:02:20] Like everybody other than the bugbear is everything everyone else has been goblin.
[00:02:24] I mean even a bugbear is, I mean it's a big goblin ostensibly.
[00:02:30] Goblinoid.
[00:02:31] Goblinoid, yeah.
[00:02:33] I'm definitely goblinoid.
[00:02:35] You're led over to the severe looking individual with a sweet beard pulled back hair and
[00:02:41] a massive scar on his face.
[00:02:44] He is also leather armored up.
[00:02:45] Lord Backshot looks dope.
[00:02:47] Oh, you send this to us?
[00:02:48] Yeah, yeah.
[00:02:49] I am led to believe that it is you gentlemen who, you, I guess to be fair I don't know
[00:02:57] if you're all gentlemen, that it is you humans who slew my son's wolf strafe.
[00:03:06] Yes.
[00:03:06] It attacked us.
[00:03:08] So I heard.
[00:03:09] After he botched an offering.
[00:03:12] Yes, I'm aware.
[00:03:13] It is an unfortunate.
[00:03:17] I just talked up the fact that I know all things about Volos.
[00:03:22] He totally fucked that up dude.
[00:03:24] It's not studying.
[00:03:26] Yes, you are.
[00:03:27] He looks at you with a quizzical expression.
[00:03:29] You are correct.
[00:03:30] It is I blame Nix for not winning Volos' blessing without the appropriate sacrifice.
[00:03:36] It was foolhardy of him to think that Volos would simply provide that without recompense.
[00:03:42] But you're right.
[00:03:43] It is.
[00:03:44] It's a tragedy.
[00:03:46] It was a magnificent beast.
[00:03:48] Yes, it was.
[00:03:49] As a apology for the near violence that occurred and the violence that you presented, you prevented.
[00:03:58] I offer you this.
[00:04:00] Did both.
[00:04:00] And he sets down a he sort of like there's a table or something.
[00:04:05] He sets down a sort of jewel encrusted silver dagger.
[00:04:09] Dibs.
[00:04:11] I would expect nothing less, Jeff.
[00:04:15] If you had your rogue character, you'd be in the shadows stealing from fucking everybody
[00:04:19] while this guy is talking to us.
[00:04:22] In the middle of the cinematic.
[00:04:24] Oh yeah.
[00:04:25] Do you ever play any kind of Baldur's Gate or fucking original sin?
[00:04:32] Oh yeah.
[00:04:33] Oh man.
[00:04:34] Jeff got his rogue.
[00:04:35] Just keep talking to him.
[00:04:37] Not done yet.
[00:04:38] God damn it.
[00:04:38] So yes, there is a very beautiful jewel encrusted dagger there.
[00:04:45] Its name is Mist Tooth.
[00:04:49] That's beautiful.
[00:04:50] Where did you come across that?
[00:04:53] It is halfling design I believe.
[00:04:56] It comes from...
[00:04:58] Don't suck your teeth.
[00:04:59] I see you over there.
[00:05:00] I'm halfling.
[00:05:01] It comes from...
[00:05:02] Fucking hairpin.
[00:05:04] It tries to get up on his tippy toes.
[00:05:05] It's a fucking dick.
[00:05:07] It comes from the foundries of Pit Reaver Mount.
[00:05:11] It will never tarnish.
[00:05:14] I think that those who wield it are often quite brazen.
[00:05:18] It's an excellent dagger.
[00:05:21] Thank you.
[00:05:22] Of course.
[00:05:24] Whichever one of your characters reaches for it, the Gravedigger smacks you in the
[00:05:27] back of the head with the shovel.
[00:05:28] He says, you're not to have to call the FOLOS.
[00:05:31] The halfling just starts reaching this tiny arm.
[00:05:34] Thunk.
[00:05:36] Halfling.
[00:05:37] It's mine.
[00:05:38] So any of you can pick up the shiny if you want.
[00:05:40] I'll let you fight it out amongst yourselves.
[00:05:42] You can roll off.
[00:05:43] I don't care.
[00:05:44] I won't be used to it.
[00:05:45] You're good.
[00:05:46] You can have it.
[00:05:47] So we were exploring the market and everything.
[00:05:50] There's a door or gate to the east that the guard said we couldn't go through there
[00:05:56] without your blessing.
[00:05:57] Yes, the pens.
[00:05:58] Those are my men.
[00:05:59] Those are the pens.
[00:06:00] Okay.
[00:06:00] Well, do you mind?
[00:06:02] Do I mind what?
[00:06:02] If we go through.
[00:06:04] There is danger there.
[00:06:06] Are you sure you wish to go through?
[00:06:07] What kind of danger?
[00:06:10] Are you familiar with the goblin by the name of Cleegion Tark?
[00:06:14] We've heard the name.
[00:06:16] Yes.
[00:06:16] He's quite ambitious.
[00:06:18] We hear he's looking for a bridle.
[00:06:20] You are well informed.
[00:06:22] I believe he has the bridle already, but I'm not sure.
[00:06:25] He is particularly dangerous, I think.
[00:06:29] Okay.
[00:06:30] He wishes conquest of the human lands nearby, and he sort of roughly indicates the general
[00:06:37] direction of Thorpe and the rest of human civilization.
[00:06:40] I think the bridle will give him untold power, time to power that hasn't been seen in this
[00:06:45] area for millennia.
[00:06:47] Griffin is no small.
[00:06:49] Mount.
[00:06:50] Nothing.
[00:06:51] Short of miraculous.
[00:06:52] It would be foolhardy of me to send unprepared humans into such a dangerous area.
[00:07:01] Not all human.
[00:07:02] Well, we actually came from one of the nearby villages looking for some children that went
[00:07:09] missing and we were hoping to check out the pens.
[00:07:12] A small girl.
[00:07:14] Yes.
[00:07:15] Two of them actually, but yes.
[00:07:17] I believe one of them was taken by Tark.
[00:07:20] Really?
[00:07:20] He had a girl earlier, and he begins to describe a young girl that those would know would be...
[00:07:27] He's describing...
[00:07:29] I'm going to get the names wrong.
[00:07:31] I think the girl's names are Kylie and Maddie.
[00:07:34] He's describing Maddie, which would be the younger girl.
[00:07:37] Okay.
[00:07:38] I describe her.
[00:07:38] I don't know if she is in the pens any longer, but Tark would know where she was.
[00:07:42] I describe the other one to see if it rings a bell.
[00:07:44] No, the girls are sisters, but they do look distinctly enough different.
[00:07:48] You're pretty sure they're talking about Maddie and not Kylie?
[00:07:52] No, I'm just describing her to see if it rings a bell.
[00:07:56] No, no.
[00:07:56] I've seen but one human girl.
[00:07:58] Did iSnatcher describe the way the girl looked?
[00:08:03] Dark green cloak with a short bow.
[00:08:05] Yeah, did you get the description that that was likely Kylie and not Maddie?
[00:08:12] Okay.
[00:08:13] Okay.
[00:08:15] I need to find her.
[00:08:17] So going in there, is there any dealing with Tark?
[00:08:21] He is not in control of the pens, but he does have no small measure of power and sway amongst the goblin market.
[00:08:31] Right.
[00:08:31] Speaking out against Tark would be a dangerous proposition indeed.
[00:08:35] I don't know that we're looking to speak out against him.
[00:08:38] We're looking for a way to deal with him.
[00:08:40] Perhaps this shiny dagger is some sort of a bargain in chip.
[00:08:46] You could though I don't think Tark would be interested in even such a fine blade as that.
[00:08:51] What would he be interested in?
[00:08:54] Are you interested in selling out your kind to expand his burgeoning empire?
[00:09:02] That's what I think he attends.
[00:09:04] Sort of the opposite of what I was going for.
[00:09:06] As I presumed.
[00:09:08] Are you familiar with such articles of war he says indicating the dagger?
[00:09:14] Use the pointy end against your enemy.
[00:09:16] So you are proficient then?
[00:09:17] Yeah.
[00:09:18] Would you mind proving it?
[00:09:19] Do you want to fight?
[00:09:20] No.
[00:09:22] It's no need to be violent, crude.
[00:09:25] Use the cobbledy knocker.
[00:09:27] The what?
[00:09:29] He indicates this...
[00:09:32] Making these words up.
[00:09:34] Suddenly did.
[00:09:35] Do you know how words work, Lucas?
[00:09:39] Skivity, yeet, dead ass.
[00:09:42] I know.
[00:09:44] Mark and Ian's been real weird.
[00:09:45] He indicates the...
[00:09:49] He indicates the cloud of old shoes.
[00:09:53] These are training constructs for my...
[00:09:57] They're training shoes, great.
[00:09:59] For my army.
[00:10:01] Trainers.
[00:10:04] I would...
[00:10:05] I would feel much better about providing my seal and allowing you into the pens if I knew that I wasn't just simply sending lambs to the slaughter.
[00:10:15] Well then, I pick up the dagger and face the...
[00:10:18] Is anyone else going to say anything to Lucas picking up the dagger?
[00:10:21] We're just going to let Lucas pick up the dagger.
[00:10:22] Oh no, I'm all good.
[00:10:23] Okay.
[00:10:24] Sitting back to watch.
[00:10:25] Who's picking up the dagger?
[00:10:26] The halfling.
[00:10:27] Okay.
[00:10:28] The halfling dagger.
[00:10:29] You feel something touch your mind when you do.
[00:10:33] Sensually or...
[00:10:34] Just like a ping.
[00:10:37] God damn warning.
[00:10:37] Did you give him another sword of warning or whatever the fuck it is?
[00:10:40] God damn cat sword.
[00:10:42] What was that?
[00:10:43] If you'd like, and he indicates this.
[00:10:46] You get the sense, you see these other guys fighting them.
[00:10:48] It's a cloud of like old leather shoes that is vaguely human shaped.
[00:10:52] And you see that like they swirl around in a pattern like Ioun stones or something.
[00:10:56] And then everyone, so while they reach out and like batter the fuck out of somebody with a shoe that flies by.
[00:11:02] So it's kind of like a shoe version of the fucking training thing from a new hope that shoots lasers at Luke Skywalker.
[00:11:09] Kind of like that.
[00:11:11] So you're going to attack it?
[00:11:12] Roll initiative.
[00:11:15] You're fucking told by a college.
[00:11:16] Not a great initiative.
[00:11:19] They're all these are negative ones, so it's a four.
[00:11:21] Okay.
[00:11:22] So you approach the thing?
[00:11:23] Yeah.
[00:11:23] So he approaches this swarm of shoes holding out the mist tooth.
[00:11:28] He's kind of looking at it and all of a sudden this fucking shoe comes flying out of nowhere right at his head.
[00:11:33] What's your AC Lucas?
[00:11:34] 13.
[00:11:35] This shoe wallops the fuck out of his face just.
[00:11:38] The cobbler is standing back heckling.
[00:11:43] Three damage Lucas.
[00:11:47] Three is my hit point.
[00:11:49] You knocked the fuck out.
[00:11:51] My grave robber starts doing this.
[00:11:52] My dead red.
[00:11:54] You see this shoe like it's like in the UFC like some fucking uppercut out of nowhere.
[00:12:00] He throws a shoe honestly.
[00:12:01] He goes pinwheeling through the air you guys hear the.
[00:12:05] The dagger goes flying and he lays on the ground.
[00:12:09] It just slides up to your feet.
[00:12:12] You see you see Lord Backshot go.
[00:12:16] Yes as I expected.
[00:12:18] No, he's just a little guy.
[00:12:20] This is why I wanted him to face the cobblery knocker.
[00:12:22] He is not deceased simply wounded.
[00:12:29] You guys see a massive fucking chupin on the side of his head it's swelling rapidly.
[00:12:33] Tom what I think would be better was if it was a flip flop.
[00:12:37] So it like it made that slap and then wrapped around your face when it did it.
[00:12:43] Swap.
[00:12:43] I just imagine like in Power Rangers where people like you know twist through the air 18 times when they get hit like it was kind of like that.
[00:12:51] Then you lay it on the ground thump thump twice like at the end in Street Fighter.
[00:12:55] You got hit so hard he got knocked out of his shoes and then they just get gobbled up by the gobbling knocker.
[00:13:00] I actually wanted to get do that in high school.
[00:13:02] Get knocked out of his shoes.
[00:13:03] Yeah, one of my friends who was left handed came around with a good right hook.
[00:13:09] It's funny kid out of his shoes.
[00:13:10] I appreciate his gumption but I did not exactly expect this to be a solo combat.
[00:13:17] He's a little headheaded.
[00:13:18] Unless you gentlemen expected to fight Clegeon Tark in one on one Mortal Kombat which would not be advisable.
[00:13:27] Might be funny though.
[00:13:28] It could be.
[00:13:30] It will undoubtedly be short.
[00:13:33] Tom will go over and pick up the dagger.
[00:13:36] Alright Tom has the dagger.
[00:13:37] You feel something ping in the back of your mind.
[00:13:41] You guys coming?
[00:13:42] Yeah.
[00:13:42] So we're just attacking the thing as a group.
[00:13:45] Yeah I guess.
[00:13:45] It seems advisable as level zero.
[00:13:47] I just like the idea of Lucas stepping up and getting knocked the fuck out by something I rolled a 19 on.
[00:13:52] Rolling new initiative since I got it down.
[00:13:55] That was a better initiative.
[00:13:59] What do we got initiative wise?
[00:14:00] 14.
[00:14:01] 16.
[00:14:02] 6.
[00:14:09] What's your modifier Jeff?
[00:14:11] 2.
[00:14:12] Jeff goes first.
[00:14:14] You see the shoes swirling around in a mass.
[00:14:18] You scratched everything off yet.
[00:14:20] Uncomfortably reminding you of hornets or bees.
[00:14:21] You know what weapon you have.
[00:14:24] Yeah dagger.
[00:14:25] Well your weapon is going to scratch off on that one doesn't it?
[00:14:29] No he'd been using a sling up until now.
[00:14:31] Oh gotcha.
[00:14:32] Maybe it's a giant long sword you don't know.
[00:14:34] He'll try and use the dagger on the thing.
[00:14:37] Sure.
[00:14:37] Attack.
[00:14:39] It is a plus one dagger.
[00:14:40] Oh sweet.
[00:14:42] Lucas didn't get that far.
[00:14:43] 11.
[00:14:44] 11.
[00:14:45] You swing at the mass of shoes but you seem to hit a gap right in between where the shoes are in this.
[00:14:51] Okay.
[00:14:53] The dwarf will try and sling at it.
[00:14:55] Okay sling away.
[00:14:57] Nope.
[00:14:58] Alright.
[00:14:58] The other one I don't think even.
[00:15:00] The rock goes flying through.
[00:15:01] The other one I don't even think has a weapon.
[00:15:04] Sure.
[00:15:05] It's called fists.
[00:15:07] To be fair you've picked up a copious number of weapons so blow darts, slings.
[00:15:13] Sure.
[00:15:14] Okay.
[00:15:15] Blow guns, whips.
[00:15:17] Which one?
[00:15:19] That's dick.
[00:15:20] No dick definitely has a blow gun.
[00:15:23] 11.
[00:15:24] Whatever weapon he uses goes flying through the mass of shoes.
[00:15:27] Yep.
[00:15:29] The shoes begin flying around and make an attack at whoever was holding the dagger.
[00:15:33] Tom.
[00:15:34] I'm rolling quite well.
[00:15:36] I assume a 13 hits Tom?
[00:15:38] It does not.
[00:15:39] Oh.
[00:15:40] What?
[00:15:41] He sort of ducks as a shoe comes flying for him that same.
[00:15:44] Two and hide plus two and hide armor.
[00:15:46] You see that pink flip flop come flying and he goes oh shit!
[00:15:50] And he ducks.
[00:15:51] Lucas.
[00:15:52] Your character's trace.
[00:15:54] One sling.
[00:15:56] That's a single digit so it's gonna miss.
[00:15:58] Two slings.
[00:16:00] It's hard to hit a cloud of shoes.
[00:16:01] Two slings.
[00:16:02] Even lower two at a single digit.
[00:16:04] Going well?
[00:16:05] You guys are really beating up on these shoes.
[00:16:07] I'm gonna whip it.
[00:16:08] Whip it good.
[00:16:10] No, no, no, no.
[00:16:11] That is a 12.
[00:16:14] Still misses.
[00:16:16] Damn it.
[00:16:17] Droader.
[00:16:18] Either dead or knocked out.
[00:16:19] A sling.
[00:16:20] That looks like a good number.
[00:16:22] Is it 17?
[00:16:23] 17 will hit.
[00:16:24] You see a rock strike into the center and ping one of the shoes.
[00:16:28] For a day.
[00:16:30] Or a single day.
[00:16:31] One damage.
[00:16:32] No strength modifier.
[00:16:34] No strength modifier.
[00:16:36] Alright.
[00:16:37] Boon damage.
[00:16:37] Amos is gonna run up with a spear.
[00:16:40] Poke them shoes.
[00:16:42] For 13.
[00:16:44] You slam into the pile of shoes and somehow you miss them all.
[00:16:48] Oh wait, sorry would you roll?
[00:16:49] 13.
[00:16:50] 13 does hit, my bad.
[00:16:52] Look at that.
[00:16:52] I'm threshold.
[00:16:54] If it has an AC of 13 you spear pile of shoes for a total of eight, isn't it?
[00:17:00] Yeah, it's a D8.
[00:17:02] I'm just trying to find a D8.
[00:17:04] Left left left.
[00:17:07] You're rolling big on that damage.
[00:17:09] For one damage.
[00:17:12] And then Hamich is gonna come up and swing on him for a 13.
[00:17:18] Alright, you hit him with your...
[00:17:20] Battle axe.
[00:17:21] Nice.
[00:17:22] For 10 damage.
[00:17:23] Nice.
[00:17:24] Much better.
[00:17:27] The axe goes swinging through the pile of shoes and just absolutely just fucking wallops them.
[00:17:32] Shoes go flying everywhere, laces are severed in half, the cobbler is probably weeping over the destruction of the shoes.
[00:17:39] Jeff, it's your turn.
[00:17:41] He will try again with a dagger.
[00:17:44] Plus one dagger.
[00:17:46] Miss.
[00:17:48] The dwarf will come up and try and hit it with his hammer.
[00:17:54] It is.
[00:17:56] It's too bad that was on a 17.
[00:17:59] Eight.
[00:18:00] Eight does not hit.
[00:18:02] The other one miss with a slate.
[00:18:05] Womp, womp, womp.
[00:18:06] You guys are getting beat the fuck up by a flying pile of shoes.
[00:18:10] It's the cobbledy knocker's turn and it's gonna go after the motherfucker that did 10 damage.
[00:18:16] Dammit.
[00:18:16] I expected it to go another way.
[00:18:20] It misses terribly.
[00:18:21] You're able to dodge, duck, dip, dive and dodge as the shoes kind of swing at you.
[00:18:26] Dodge a shoe, you can dodge a wall.
[00:18:29] Lucas.
[00:18:30] Sling.
[00:18:32] 13.
[00:18:33] 13.
[00:18:34] 13 will hit, the rock plinks off of a shoe knocking it out of the form.
[00:18:39] No strength modifier actually it's a negative so it's a three.
[00:18:41] Okay.
[00:18:43] How's it looking?
[00:18:44] Fewer and fewer shoes seem to be cohesive.
[00:18:46] There's a large pile of severed and knocked away shoes.
[00:18:49] Sling two is a 17 on the die so that'll hit.
[00:18:52] 17 will hit.
[00:18:54] Four of one damage because it's another negative.
[00:18:58] Another shoe goes falling to the ground there are only a few shoes remaining.
[00:19:02] An 11 will miss with the whip.
[00:19:04] Snap!
[00:19:05] Nothing happens.
[00:19:06] Schroeder.
[00:19:08] Spear first.
[00:19:10] The spear goes into the pile of shoes.
[00:19:12] It misses.
[00:19:15] Thunks hits only air.
[00:19:17] We're gonna go with the sling.
[00:19:21] It's 13 on the die so 13.
[00:19:24] As long as you ain't got a minus you're good, you hit with the sling.
[00:19:26] No minus for four damage.
[00:19:29] As that rock goes flipping through the air it seems to strike
[00:19:35] some old leather shoe in the middle and all the other shoes just kind of fall down
[00:19:40] and the whole cobbledy knocker collapses.
[00:19:43] You hear a smattering of small golf clap from Lord Backshot.
[00:19:51] You see a couple of his soldiers are reviving whichever one of Lucas's characters
[00:19:56] the grave digger or whatever they got knocked the fuck out.
[00:19:58] It was the halfling dire.
[00:19:59] The halfling dire.
[00:20:00] Oh, Tint.
[00:20:01] Yeah, how did it do?
[00:20:03] They began slapping him.
[00:20:04] You see Lord Backshot wave to one of his men and which one of your guys just took
[00:20:11] the cobbledy knocker out?
[00:20:13] With the sling.
[00:20:14] Yeah.
[00:20:15] It was my grave digger.
[00:20:17] They go over to the grave digger and says,
[00:20:21] as a reward for defeating the cobbledy knocker and they present you with a
[00:20:27] signet that matches all the banners and everything else.
[00:20:30] It also matches the stone symbol on the stones that you've seen.
[00:20:33] So it's a slightly different seal.
[00:20:35] He also gives you a short sword and a shield.
[00:20:40] Damn.
[00:20:41] Oh, sword and board boy.
[00:20:43] Okay.
[00:20:44] Now whether or not you keep that in mind to you guys but he's presented it to you as the victor.
[00:20:48] Put it on your best character I suppose.
[00:20:50] The one that's most useful with it.
[00:20:51] Best of luck with Clegane Tark.
[00:20:56] Did I hit it?
[00:20:58] So my best character currently has the battle axe which does 1d10.
[00:21:04] I mean, the benefit is the extra AC right?
[00:21:07] Well yeah but...
[00:21:08] So if you got a low...
[00:21:11] If you got a single digit, you know...
[00:21:14] Short swords of 1d6.
[00:21:16] Yep.
[00:21:17] The grave digger's gonna die first ideally with hit tip points right?
[00:21:20] So have an extra AC on it's probably not a bad thing.
[00:21:23] Yeah, probably ought to just put it... give it to him.
[00:21:25] He's got your strength to hit.
[00:21:27] Or your... it was... yeah, we'll be strong.
[00:21:29] Zero.
[00:21:30] But he's also got the hide armor so...
[00:21:32] What's the shield? How much does it do? Two?
[00:21:34] Two man.
[00:21:36] Is there a negative for that?
[00:21:37] I'm gonna get a negative check for that.
[00:21:40] I'm freaking out.
[00:21:42] Shield, it's only a plus one.
[00:21:44] Really?
[00:21:46] Shot up Lanny.
[00:21:48] Better than nothing.
[00:21:48] AC plus one, check penalty minus one.
[00:21:52] Yeah.
[00:21:53] Shields cannot be used with two-handed weapons.
[00:21:55] Correct.
[00:21:56] Okay.
[00:21:57] Anybody want a spear?
[00:21:59] Sub 1d8.
[00:22:01] Sure.
[00:22:02] Give it to the dwarf.
[00:22:02] There you go. He's got a spear.
[00:22:04] Works for me.
[00:22:09] Have a good one.
[00:22:10] Colkin?
[00:22:11] Cool.
[00:22:13] McCauley.
[00:22:14] Alrighty.
[00:22:16] What do you wanna do?
[00:22:18] Go back to the east.
[00:22:19] Okay.
[00:22:20] You head back to the box canyon and the...
[00:22:22] The knights say, I thought we told you you were not allowed to enter.
[00:22:26] Suck it, Digbag!
[00:22:29] How about this?
[00:22:31] Power, power.
[00:22:35] They step out of the way and you are allowed to proceed if you so desire.
[00:22:39] I believe we so desire.
[00:22:41] Okay.
[00:22:43] A dank box canyon looms around a marble courtyard with faded crystal alcoves and a lean path
[00:22:49] that climbs to an overlooking ledge.
[00:22:51] Foliage and filth clutter the cracked stones of this courtyard while iron cages cram into
[00:22:57] the alcoves.
[00:22:58] Most are empty while two covered cages roar on the far side of the yard.
[00:23:03] Twelve goblins loaf under the leafy bowers holding spears or filling food bowls with
[00:23:08] foul paste.
[00:23:09] One lounges on the shattered remains of a central bird bath, dressed in a scarlet
[00:23:14] satin vest and black fur leggings holding golden reins.
[00:23:18] Upon the ledge atop the narrow path, floating lights drift, pulsing prismatic.
[00:23:24] Dank, faded?
[00:23:25] Let's get this sooner.
[00:23:26] Could be.
[00:23:27] He does go by the name MC Funk.
[00:23:30] So I'd say it's possible.
[00:23:32] Maybe he just can't touch this.
[00:23:34] How many did you say there were a total?
[00:23:36] Twelve?
[00:23:37] Yes.
[00:23:38] And then the ones just chilling with golden reins.
[00:23:40] Yep.
[00:23:43] Hey Blankin.
[00:23:43] Do you say, hey Blankin?
[00:23:45] Hey Blankin man, hold the reins.
[00:23:47] So where are the pins?
[00:23:49] You do see cages all around but most of them are empty.
[00:23:53] There are some cages that roar that appear to be covered on the far side.
[00:23:57] Okay.
[00:23:58] If you sort of stand there awkwardly and survey the situation,
[00:24:03] eventually the one with the one that's sort of lounging in the satin vest
[00:24:08] and leggings will sort of nod at you and wave you over.
[00:24:14] Crush this motherfucker.
[00:24:16] Spear.
[00:24:18] We will wade over I guess.
[00:24:21] Sure.
[00:24:21] Tentatively looking at all the other ones to make sure we're not getting surrounded.
[00:24:26] Good call.
[00:24:27] You are being watched but they're not like attacking yet.
[00:24:30] Ah, my friends.
[00:24:33] Kark, right?
[00:24:34] Tark.
[00:24:35] Tark, sorry.
[00:24:36] Cleegy on Tark.
[00:24:37] Cleegy on, yeah that's right.
[00:24:39] Yes, yes you've heard of me.
[00:24:41] Excellent, excellent, excellent.
[00:24:42] I heard about your bridal dip.
[00:24:45] Ah, you have, yes.
[00:24:47] Yes, sounded impressive wanting to come see.
[00:24:49] Ah, yes he holds it up to look at you.
[00:24:52] I heard to allow you to look at it.
[00:24:54] Fascinating, where are the griffins?
[00:24:58] That's an excellent question.
[00:25:00] It's not so easy to toss a bridal on a flying creature.
[00:25:04] A little bit of a challenge.
[00:25:05] Yeah, still working that part out.
[00:25:07] We're shopping it shall we say.
[00:25:09] But they are around.
[00:25:10] I haven't seen them.
[00:25:11] I do believe they are around.
[00:25:13] The elves used to ride them all over this area
[00:25:14] so I think they're well used to
[00:25:17] riders and bridles in this part of the hills.
[00:25:20] Interesting.
[00:25:22] I'm very impressed with you by the way.
[00:25:24] I've heard tale of the slang of strife
[00:25:27] and finding the market at all,
[00:25:29] dealing with,
[00:25:31] I think I threw out a name you don't know,
[00:25:34] Orgul.
[00:25:35] Most impressive.
[00:25:36] Most of your kind wouldn't have even made it
[00:25:37] through the door.
[00:25:39] Clearly you're here for riches.
[00:25:41] Of one sort or another.
[00:25:43] I have a proposal if you're interested in
[00:25:45] a pile of fortune
[00:25:47] to make your way out of the goblet market
[00:25:50] with literal cartload of gold.
[00:25:54] Well, see, we came here looking for
[00:25:56] a couple little girls.
[00:25:59] We heard that one of them had been seen with you.
[00:26:03] He begins to describe
[00:26:05] a girl
[00:26:08] about Yehi
[00:26:09] and hair the color of blah blah blah
[00:26:11] and a complexion the color of, yeah.
[00:26:14] It matches Maddie's description.
[00:26:16] Yeah, that sounds like one of them.
[00:26:18] She's currently held in that direction
[00:26:20] and he points towards another way
[00:26:23] towards the north.
[00:26:24] She could be part of the fortune
[00:26:27] if you so desire.
[00:26:28] Yes. What are you looking for?
[00:26:32] What do you have in mind?
[00:26:33] Down there in the canyon are three
[00:26:36] horrifically terrible beasts.
[00:26:38] Beyond them a fortune.
[00:26:39] Slay them for me and I'll give you
[00:26:41] a cut. And the girl.
[00:26:43] A what? And the girl?
[00:26:45] A cut.
[00:26:46] Well, see, if we slay them
[00:26:47] then we'll give you a cut.
[00:26:50] Fair point.
[00:26:50] But we still take the girl.
[00:26:51] We can go over the particulars
[00:26:54] after slaying the beast if you like.
[00:26:57] Let's go slay a beast.
[00:27:00] Are we able to go see if the girl's okay?
[00:27:02] She's down in the canyon.
[00:27:04] Oh, that's down where the beasts are?
[00:27:06] Yes.
[00:27:07] What kind of beast are they?
[00:27:09] Ferocious mythical creatures.
[00:27:11] Vague and unhelpful.
[00:27:12] Yep.
[00:27:13] If they're mythical, it must not be real.
[00:27:16] I disbelieve.
[00:27:18] I don't believe this is a thing.
[00:27:19] I don't believe this is a thing.
[00:27:20] It's a massive like.
[00:27:22] Pinsir goes through your chest.
[00:27:24] I don't believe this is a thing.
[00:27:26] You're at this flat.
[00:27:27] Fake news.
[00:27:29] The moon is made of cheese.
[00:27:31] It is nothing but a projection.
[00:27:34] Birds aren't real.
[00:27:35] I was getting ready to say it.
[00:27:38] Mosquitoes have cameras.
[00:27:41] The squirrels are conspiring to take over.
[00:27:44] The frogs are gay.
[00:27:47] Luke is just about spit-coked
[00:27:49] all over the fucking table.
[00:27:51] I saw him turn going at,
[00:27:53] where can I spit this coke?
[00:27:54] I was choked on it.
[00:27:56] Buy my water.
[00:27:58] Buy my water.
[00:28:01] Oh my god.
[00:28:02] See Hulk Hogan's fucking speech?
[00:28:04] No, I don't really want to.
[00:28:08] Trumpa Mario is going to run wild on you.
[00:28:11] Jesus Christ.
[00:28:13] Did the whole t-shirt, Terry thing.
[00:28:14] Oh, I'm sure he did.
[00:28:17] I saw a picture of him next to what's his name.
[00:28:20] President Mountain Dew, Comacho,
[00:28:22] whatever the fuck it was.
[00:28:23] Yeah, Terry Crews.
[00:28:24] Oh my god, it's so accurate.
[00:28:27] I don't want to live in this reality anymore.
[00:28:30] He'll run next year.
[00:28:33] Who? Hogan?
[00:28:36] Hogan versus the Rock.
[00:28:37] That's what everybody wants to see.
[00:28:39] You won't have a presidential election in four years.
[00:28:41] I want Terry Crews.
[00:28:43] I would take Terry Crews over anyone.
[00:28:50] Okay, so yeah,
[00:28:52] there's the narration.
[00:28:53] What do you guys want to do?
[00:28:54] Set off for the canyon?
[00:28:58] Yeah, okay.
[00:29:02] Who's leading the way?
[00:29:04] You got the special dagger.
[00:29:06] Okay, Tom is.
[00:29:08] Make an intelligence roll, Tom.
[00:29:11] Nine.
[00:29:12] Okay.
[00:29:13] You guys proceed into the canyon.
[00:29:17] A mossy stone tunnel leads to a vast clearing
[00:29:21] surrounded by a natural amphitheater of canyon rock.
[00:29:25] A 10 foot tall wooden wall,
[00:29:27] rimmed with spikes, circles the clearing,
[00:29:29] backed by rickety bleachers.
[00:29:31] Behind you an iron portcullis slams down,
[00:29:35] barring the way to the courtyard.
[00:29:37] Ahead across the clearing, another portcullis rises
[00:29:40] and a menacing growl emerges from the shadow.
[00:29:43] Upon the bleachers, countless goblins from the market
[00:29:45] slink and shuffle to their seats
[00:29:47] to watch the grim events.
[00:29:49] You begin to hear.
[00:29:50] The fucking call seat.
[00:29:51] Yeah.
[00:29:52] You begin to hear the chants,
[00:29:53] Red How, Red How, Red How.
[00:29:57] And as we look along our round,
[00:29:58] there's a group of people with green crowns and blue crowns
[00:30:01] and black and we're just inside of medieval times.
[00:30:05] Yeah, except instead of, you know, nights on armor,
[00:30:08] you see a wolf the size of an Arabian stallion
[00:30:12] come with reddish brown fur
[00:30:14] come padding out from the other
[00:30:19] from the other way.
[00:30:21] Rule initiative.
[00:30:23] Rule initiative.
[00:30:31] Rule initiative.
[00:30:31] It's empty.
[00:30:32] Like throw it out.
[00:30:33] Yeah.
[00:30:34] What do we got?
[00:30:35] 12.
[00:30:37] This is 12.
[00:30:38] 13.
[00:30:39] Yeah, this is 13.
[00:30:41] 11.
[00:30:42] 11.
[00:30:48] I can't remember if we've asked this before or not,
[00:30:50] but if you roll a one, do we all get a coin?
[00:30:53] We should.
[00:30:55] Um, we never really decided.
[00:30:56] I would be okay with that.
[00:30:58] Okay.
[00:30:58] Not that you'll ever tell us if you roll a one.
[00:31:00] That's also probably.
[00:31:02] Cheap fuck.
[00:31:04] So they're chanting red how, red how, red how and you see this
[00:31:09] massive wolf the size of a, you know, not quite a Clydesdale,
[00:31:12] but pretty fucking huge start stalking and padding towards
[00:31:16] you.
[00:31:17] There's a sudden blur of green as you as something comes
[00:31:25] like swooping down from behind you.
[00:31:28] Um, and you see a small form in a green cloak land in a line,
[00:31:34] you know, kind of in line with you.
[00:31:35] And all of a sudden you see an arrow go flying from that
[00:31:39] green cloaked very short individual.
[00:31:43] Maddy and what Kylie Kylie.
[00:31:48] And you see, um, you see an arrow, uh, from the shortbow
[00:31:52] embedded self in the, uh, in the wolf.
[00:31:58] But she shot it in the ribs and it sort of, um, howls
[00:32:02] and protestation and you see her sort of whip her hood back
[00:32:06] and you can see this like 13 year old girl, girl wielding
[00:32:09] this shortbow like she means business just staring at
[00:32:11] you a lot at you guys like, come on, Fox.
[00:32:14] And you see the things start to charge.
[00:32:16] Jeff, your turn.
[00:32:18] Tom's going to use a sling.
[00:32:22] I'm going to miss with a sling.
[00:32:26] Fuck up the dwarfs going to charge with a spear.
[00:32:34] You wrote the exact same number.
[00:32:36] No, one higher.
[00:32:39] And it can't roll low three times in a row, right?
[00:32:41] The other one's going to use a sling.
[00:32:44] How's character sheets working out for you?
[00:32:45] Same fucking number.
[00:32:47] Character sheets are fine.
[00:32:48] The dice suck.
[00:32:49] All right.
[00:32:50] Real, real good.
[00:32:50] Lucas.
[00:32:53] Sling.
[00:32:55] 17.
[00:32:56] 17 will hit a rock goes and hits it right in the jaw.
[00:33:01] Three damage.
[00:33:02] Nice.
[00:33:04] Second sling.
[00:33:07] It's 19.
[00:33:08] 19 is a good hit as well.
[00:33:11] For one damage.
[00:33:15] I will throw a dagger at it with this one.
[00:33:19] How far is the range on the dagger?
[00:33:21] 10, 20, 30.
[00:33:21] Yeah, it's probably out of range for a dagger unless you're going to run.
[00:33:24] Out of range.
[00:33:24] If you want to run at it, I'll let you get real close to it and throw a dagger.
[00:33:27] I won't get real close to it.
[00:33:29] Well, you got to get 10, 20, 30.
[00:33:34] Yeah, fuck it.
[00:33:34] As far as I can until I can throw my dagger.
[00:33:37] Sure.
[00:33:38] Missed.
[00:33:39] Is that a one?
[00:33:40] Four.
[00:33:41] Schroeder.
[00:33:41] So how far is this thing?
[00:33:43] Like maybe 40 feet away.
[00:33:45] And what's our max movement 30?
[00:33:47] Yeah.
[00:33:47] Okay.
[00:33:48] Depending on which character.
[00:33:50] Yeah.
[00:33:50] Yeah.
[00:33:51] I only have humans left.
[00:33:54] Okay.
[00:33:54] So then we'll advance up to...
[00:33:58] I forgot I had four characters.
[00:34:00] He's got a staff, he can't hit them.
[00:34:01] I'll let him run them up and put in the hardest way.
[00:34:04] He's a little embarrassed about his shoe thing.
[00:34:07] My guys will move up until they're five feet behind the guy who ran all the way up.
[00:34:12] Sure.
[00:34:13] And then one of them will use a sling.
[00:34:15] I wrote zero on his hit points and forgot that he walked back up.
[00:34:20] And miss.
[00:34:23] All right.
[00:34:24] Else?
[00:34:24] No, other guys don't have range weapons.
[00:34:27] That had to.
[00:34:27] Oh, that's not true.
[00:34:28] He's got a sling.
[00:34:29] How does that work?
[00:34:30] If you switch him between weapons?
[00:34:32] I would just allow him to switch.
[00:34:33] Okay.
[00:34:33] Then he'll just use...
[00:34:36] He has a sling also.
[00:34:39] That is a 19.
[00:34:41] 19 on hit.
[00:34:44] Four.
[00:34:45] Two damage.
[00:34:47] The sling whips out, hits the thing in the face and it makes a pretty pitiful cry
[00:34:55] and slumps to the ground and doesn't move.
[00:34:59] You kind of hear like the South Park where they go,
[00:35:03] Ah!
[00:35:05] And the Colosseum kind of gets quiet.
[00:35:08] Are you not entertained?
[00:35:10] I was...
[00:35:10] Exactly.
[00:35:12] Same thing.
[00:35:13] You begin to hear some more change in the distance
[00:35:17] and you hear someone...
[00:35:18] You hear the crowd start screaming,
[00:35:21] Gulch, beast! Gulch, beast! Gulch, beast!
[00:35:25] Don't do that. Don't do that.
[00:35:27] Shut the fuck up!
[00:35:30] What's a Gulch Beast? Don't do that.
[00:35:31] Go.
[00:35:36] 11 this time.
[00:35:37] Okay.
[00:35:38] 16.
[00:35:39] 15.
[00:35:41] So you see the chains...
[00:35:44] and the Port Colosseum raises
[00:35:46] and you guys see this hulking owl bear of dusty gold feathers, I guess?
[00:35:56] Fur.
[00:35:56] Owl bears are kind of weird.
[00:35:58] Comes out and just roars
[00:36:00] and begins loping in your direction.
[00:36:05] Shoulder to turn.
[00:36:07] From the same direction?
[00:36:08] Yeah, they're coming out of Colosseum style.
[00:36:10] So they just loaded the next animal up to try and fuck you guys over.
[00:36:13] So my guys are just going to hold their spot
[00:36:15] and the two guys with slings will launch rocks?
[00:36:18] Sure, launch rocks.
[00:36:21] That is a Nat 20.
[00:36:24] I don't know if you all get it on a Nat 20 or not.
[00:36:27] I think he just gets one.
[00:36:28] How does the crit...
[00:36:29] That's a crit, right?
[00:36:31] Yeah, you roll on the crit table.
[00:36:33] Based off of what?
[00:36:35] The lowest one, because you're not a...
[00:36:39] Crit table, you need the lowest crit.
[00:36:41] All zero level characters and wizards.
[00:36:43] It's crit table one.
[00:36:44] You roll me D 20.
[00:36:47] I don't know if it's D 20 plus luck maybe?
[00:36:50] It would be plus luck.
[00:36:52] It's a D 20 plus luck even though the rolls don't go up to 6 plus.
[00:36:56] You're not looking at the crit table, I don't think.
[00:36:58] Crit table one, all zero level characters and all wizards.
[00:37:02] Mine goes to 20 plus.
[00:37:04] You're in the short table.
[00:37:07] It's going to know that you're going to roll probably low.
[00:37:11] I'm rolling 20 plus luck.
[00:37:15] I rolled an 11 and my luck is minus 1, so it would be a 10.
[00:37:18] Oh sorry, that's what it is.
[00:37:19] Roll 1 D 4 because you are a level zero character.
[00:37:23] That's why the table is short.
[00:37:24] So it's 1 D 4 plus luck?
[00:37:25] Yeah.
[00:37:26] So it was a 1.
[00:37:28] It's an opportunistic strike and you deal an additional plus 1 D 3 damage.
[00:37:33] So roll the weapon damage and do an additional 1 D 3 damage.
[00:37:39] 6.
[00:37:40] Nice, that's really good.
[00:37:44] Alright, that rock goes flying over there and you hit the owl bear in a particularly weak spot.
[00:37:50] Maybe the weird ass beak and deal 6 points of damage.
[00:37:54] And the second one this is.
[00:37:56] Jeff.
[00:37:57] 2 with the sling.
[00:38:00] Sling away.
[00:38:02] 16.
[00:38:04] 16 does not hit.
[00:38:06] Fuck.
[00:38:08] Yeah.
[00:38:11] Give him your coins.
[00:38:13] Are you fucking me?
[00:38:14] Nope.
[00:38:18] Gotta use them.
[00:38:19] I just got it.
[00:38:22] And the dwarfs.
[00:38:23] Did you fumble there, Jeff?
[00:38:24] Yeah, I did.
[00:38:25] What do you roll?
[00:38:26] D 12?
[00:38:26] Whatever you're D, if you're wearing armor, yeah, D 12 on the fumble.
[00:38:29] Oh no, this one's not.
[00:38:32] If you're not, I think it's a much lower roll.
[00:38:35] Fumbles, no armor.
[00:38:37] D 4.
[00:38:39] Yeah, unarmored is D 4.
[00:38:41] 3.
[00:38:42] Luck score?
[00:38:44] 0.
[00:38:45] 3.
[00:38:46] Your weapon comes loose in your hand, you quickly grab it but your grip is disrupted.
[00:38:50] You take a negative 2 penalty on your next attack roll.
[00:38:52] Okay, remind me.
[00:38:54] The dwarf's gonna go with the spear, try and charge up again.
[00:38:58] Okay, sure.
[00:39:00] Alright, you're having a great night, Jeff.
[00:39:02] Yeah, I know, right?
[00:39:03] Lucas.
[00:39:04] He's a different die, bro.
[00:39:05] Sling 1.
[00:39:06] Rock flying through the air.
[00:39:08] 8 on the die.
[00:39:09] Nope.
[00:39:10] Sling 2.
[00:39:12] That's an 18 on the die.
[00:39:14] 18 should hit.
[00:39:15] 18.
[00:39:16] Yep.
[00:39:17] Rock strikes the Gulch Beast.
[00:39:20] One damage.
[00:39:22] You guys are doing it.
[00:39:25] I'll charge up, fuck it.
[00:39:27] I'll charge up and whip it.
[00:39:30] Yeah, you will.
[00:39:31] That's a single digit miss.
[00:39:32] Tent will charge up with his staff and...
[00:39:35] Hock it.
[00:39:36] That's a 19.
[00:39:38] 19 hits?
[00:39:39] Yes, 19.
[00:39:41] Yeah, it's deeper.
[00:39:42] For one damage.
[00:39:43] Stubs its tail.
[00:39:45] Yep, you poke the outbear.
[00:39:47] It doesn't seem all that hurt.
[00:39:50] It roars
[00:39:52] and rears back with
[00:39:56] swinging 2 paws through the air.
[00:39:59] Yeah, yeah, because I can do that, right?
[00:40:01] Yep, yes I can.
[00:40:03] Three of us on it.
[00:40:04] We're gonna take one swing at the dwarf.
[00:40:07] I assume a 17 hits.
[00:40:09] You know.
[00:40:11] Goddamn good n' but.
[00:40:12] Yes.
[00:40:12] I will...
[00:40:13] It tries to...
[00:40:16] How bad is that?
[00:40:17] Listen to your hit points yet.
[00:40:20] That's probably a 1.
[00:40:21] And I presume a 14 hits you, Lucas.
[00:40:25] Yeah, just barely but yeah.
[00:40:27] Which one?
[00:40:28] The half line.
[00:40:30] Tent.
[00:40:30] Yeah, just barely.
[00:40:33] Eight damage, Jeff.
[00:40:34] Yeah.
[00:40:35] You see him reach down and just tear out the dwarf's throat.
[00:40:40] That is the worst brass rocks I think we've ever played with.
[00:40:43] Yep.
[00:40:43] He's dead as dicks.
[00:40:46] He's dead as dicks.
[00:40:48] Lucas, the bear paw...
[00:40:52] Puts its claws into you for a total of two points of damage.
[00:40:56] Still standing.
[00:40:57] It punctures multiple lungs and internal organs but you're going...
[00:41:01] And you're still up.
[00:41:09] Pull off my shoe.
[00:41:11] You see part of his large intestine is falling out.
[00:41:14] Did you see the edit where it's the one where it's actually like AI,
[00:41:18] the voice of the marine yelling after they do it?
[00:41:24] Kylie lets loose with her shortbow.
[00:41:28] She puts an arrow into its side.
[00:41:30] Five points of damage.
[00:41:32] Damn.
[00:41:33] Back to Schroeder.
[00:41:34] It is looking rough.
[00:41:36] That arrow looks like it hit a vital organ and that owl bear is not moving nearly as well as it was a minute ago.
[00:41:41] It slings.
[00:41:43] It's a miss.
[00:41:46] It plinks off of a goblin in the lower bowl.
[00:41:49] Hamas runs up to try and get it with a spear.
[00:41:53] He misses.
[00:41:55] Hamas is going to use his sling.
[00:41:57] You're brave.
[00:41:58] I'll give you guys that.
[00:42:00] Brave villagers and commoners.
[00:42:01] And he misses.
[00:42:03] Sweet.
[00:42:04] Jeff, you're down to two.
[00:42:06] Yep.
[00:42:06] That's all Hamas has as a fucking spear so if he's going to do anything...
[00:42:10] What happened to the short sword?
[00:42:11] The short sword...
[00:42:12] Oh, okay.
[00:42:13] Why would he run up with a short sword?
[00:42:16] Because he's got a short sword and he's got a shield.
[00:42:19] Yeah, but he's the guy with the sling who's been doing well.
[00:42:24] The old Flynn strategy.
[00:42:26] Two slings.
[00:42:27] Alright, give me that sling damage.
[00:42:30] 18 on the die.
[00:42:31] 18 will hit as long as it's not a minus two which I don't imagine it is.
[00:42:34] No, it's a plus two.
[00:42:35] Nice.
[00:42:36] Yeah.
[00:42:38] D4?
[00:42:39] Yeah, yes.
[00:42:39] First sling.
[00:42:40] Plus strength.
[00:42:41] Plus strength?
[00:42:43] That's a missile attack.
[00:42:44] Strength is for the damage.
[00:42:46] Yeah, because of how hard you're winding.
[00:42:48] You use agility for your hit.
[00:42:51] And then strength for your damage modifier.
[00:42:54] Missile damage it says two.
[00:42:56] I'm just going off of what Lucas told me he read out of the book.
[00:42:59] Sorry.
[00:43:00] No, this actually has missile damage filled in for you.
[00:43:04] BT dubs, is he the guy with the minus two roll?
[00:43:07] No, that was the cobbler.
[00:43:09] Okay.
[00:43:10] Okay.
[00:43:11] Attack of rolls is...
[00:43:13] If the attack is made with a melee weapon he adds his strength bonus on the attack roll.
[00:43:18] If the attack is made with a missile weapon he adds his agility bonus.
[00:43:22] The roll is compared to the defender's armor class.
[00:43:25] Strength modifier applies to damage with this weapon at close range only.
[00:43:28] So if you are within 40 feet of the target where you are you get to add your strength
[00:43:36] modifier to the damage.
[00:43:37] Then why does the character sheet give me two missile damage?
[00:43:42] Because it doesn't know you have a sling probably.
[00:43:44] Do you have a bow hidden in there that you don't have a fucking look at?
[00:43:47] Did you scratch off all your weapons?
[00:43:50] To Lucas' point you may have a bow.
[00:43:52] You have a fucking bow.
[00:43:54] I just like the idea that his character goes, oh and he pulls out a d8 bow.
[00:43:58] No, he has a long sword.
[00:44:01] Jesus fucking Christ.
[00:44:03] Well yeah but he has shit for strength and a plus two to dex.
[00:44:07] Her agility.
[00:44:12] Fucking scratch off all your fucking weapons.
[00:44:16] Of the time during the game to do that.
[00:44:18] Now it's probably it.
[00:44:19] Oh hey, he had hide armor.
[00:44:31] Put in that prices right bump bump ba da.
[00:44:35] This is probably pre calculated though.
[00:44:39] No it did not include hide armor because I added the plus three for the suit for the set that he took.
[00:44:45] Hide armor, hide armor of his hide armor.
[00:44:49] He's been walking around with a bag that has the hide armor in it.
[00:44:53] Not knowing that it's in the bag so all the guys so all the guys who have died who didn't have hide armor
[00:44:58] he's like oh well shit I should give him.
[00:45:01] Doesn't have goblin blood on it either.
[00:45:04] Too damaged.
[00:45:04] Would you like to scratch the rest of your character's off?
[00:45:07] Nope, I'm enjoying this.
[00:45:11] With that rock whipping through the air you put it through the left eye of the Gulch Beast and it similarly drops.
[00:45:20] Sweet.
[00:45:21] To the chagrin of the goblin crowd.
[00:45:24] You got left Tom and Dick.
[00:45:25] What are the abilities?
[00:45:27] It's strength, agility, stamina.
[00:45:29] Strength, agility, stamina.
[00:45:33] Is it personality or performance?
[00:45:37] I would take like intelligence luck rolls from your best characters.
[00:45:43] No wait this is beat never mind don't worry about rolling.
[00:45:47] So the crowd kind of aww and you see money and other goods exchange hands from the betters.
[00:45:52] And then you all see Clegeon Tark suddenly appear over by where the portal is that's been the portcullis that's been letting in the animals.
[00:46:04] And as he appears you hear a loud roar from the assembled goblins.
[00:46:09] And he sits in a seat directly above the portcullis and as he does you see him hold up that bridle and you hear an ear splitting shriek
[00:46:21] and this fucking griffin just comes smashing through the portcullis.
[00:46:28] It's big and mean and looks nasty.
[00:46:31] Now I'll take intelligence rolls from each of your characters.
[00:46:35] 12.
[00:46:36] When you say intelligence luck what do you mean just add luck to it?
[00:46:39] Intelligence rolls.
[00:46:42] 13.
[00:46:43] 12 is good, 13 is good.
[00:46:45] 14.
[00:46:46] 14 is good.
[00:46:47] You all notice that Tark is holding the bridle and like his mouth is moving he's saying something you're too far away to see what it is
[00:46:54] but he's got the bridle aloft and is saying something the crowd has cheered as you see.
[00:47:00] Would they appear to be calling the cry of the veil?
[00:47:04] Roll initiative.
[00:47:06] Yuck.
[00:47:07] Natural 20.
[00:47:10] 9.
[00:47:10] Did I make your initiative 20?
[00:47:11] Yes.
[00:47:12] Okay.
[00:47:14] 3.
[00:47:15] Jeff?
[00:47:16] He said 9.
[00:47:16] 9.
[00:47:17] Lucas it's your turn.
[00:47:19] What am I looking at here again?
[00:47:22] Fucking griffin.
[00:47:23] Fucking griffin.
[00:47:25] Yeah it looks nasty as shit.
[00:47:28] Do those who are any of your characters who are from Thorpe you would know that this is the legendary cry of the veil
[00:47:37] which is the mythological griffin of Elven lore blah blah blah road into battle in a thousand generations
[00:47:45] it's shadow facts it's fucking you know it's big mean and nasty.
[00:47:51] Does a 19 hit it?
[00:47:53] A 19 would hit it.
[00:47:55] For two damage sling?
[00:47:57] Alright you see a rock hit it in the face it seems to do nothing.
[00:48:01] This thing do you miss?
[00:48:05] I mean fuck it let's just go balls in the wall.
[00:48:08] That's a 5.
[00:48:11] Yeah 15.
[00:48:12] Wanna whip?
[00:48:12] 15 does not hit.
[00:48:14] Then 13 won't hit either of them.
[00:48:16] It does not.
[00:48:21] You see Kylie let loose an arrow in its direction from the short bow.
[00:48:26] The arrow goes wide.
[00:48:28] You see the griffin soar towards Lucas's characters that launched rocks at it and this thing fucking like.
[00:48:37] Opportunity attack?
[00:48:38] It fly like it dive bombs like it flies by and you see it open two talons and sweep twice in like a drive by.
[00:48:49] First attack.
[00:48:50] You attacking both of them or just one of the two?
[00:48:52] Both of them.
[00:48:53] First attack Lucas whichever one I'm attacking.
[00:48:58] Ah and that one.
[00:48:59] It misses pretty terribly.
[00:49:01] Do you have a roll on a fumble?
[00:49:05] It just falls onto somebody's like sword and dies.
[00:49:10] This is why you hold the spear out.
[00:49:15] It takes a penalty on his next roll I'll take that into account which is now.
[00:49:19] There's a 15 hit your other character.
[00:49:21] Yes.
[00:49:24] You can do that.
[00:49:26] I'm telling you he said I couldn't.
[00:49:29] As early as I can throw these at you so you roll lower.
[00:49:33] You can take away from somebody else's roll with them.
[00:49:35] Just give me a hard time what would you like me to do?
[00:49:37] No, no, no worries about it just kill my character.
[00:49:40] What's his AC?
[00:49:42] 13 now.
[00:49:43] He's a 10.
[00:49:43] Oh okay.
[00:49:44] Doesn't matter.
[00:49:45] I was looking at the other character.
[00:49:48] It deals three points of damage as three talons rip through his chest.
[00:49:52] The stroller is at 0.
[00:49:54] The seer did not see he is dead.
[00:49:56] And it goes zipping past your party to sort of fly on the other side.
[00:50:00] Jeff.
[00:50:01] How far away is Targ?
[00:50:04] Like maybe 30, 40 feet and then like 10 or 12 feet up.
[00:50:09] It's the range on a slate.
[00:50:11] It is.
[00:50:12] I just had 40, 80, 160.
[00:50:15] He's within range but I don't know what it is as the...
[00:50:18] He's not within the 40 range so I'm not sure what the 80...
[00:50:22] He'll move up.
[00:50:23] You could probably move within the 40 range.
[00:50:25] Jeff, you just spend all your movement.
[00:50:28] And he'll...
[00:50:29] Tom will yell at Kylie and point up and start slinging at Targ.
[00:50:36] Yep.
[00:50:39] 14.
[00:50:40] Let me check.
[00:50:41] I gotta find Targ's...
[00:50:43] They're not helpfully on this page.
[00:50:45] There...
[00:50:46] Oh yeah it is on this page.
[00:50:48] What'd you say?
[00:50:49] 14.
[00:50:50] Yes you hit.
[00:50:52] Surprise attack.
[00:50:52] He didn't take him.
[00:50:55] 3.
[00:50:59] So...
[00:50:59] Wow it's only for short range isn't it?
[00:51:01] Strength I think.
[00:51:02] Yeah but I don't think he's got...
[00:51:05] Plus strength modifier for damage.
[00:51:07] There's no strength modifier.
[00:51:09] So who was that Jeff?
[00:51:11] Tom.
[00:51:11] Tom.
[00:51:12] Tom sees the thing swoop by him and you see him just look up at Targ and just start running.
[00:51:19] And as he starts running you see him taking the sling over his head and he lets loose the rock
[00:51:23] while pointing and screaming at Targ.
[00:51:25] And Targ's got the Aurelian Bridal in his hands and yelling and screaming and cackling.
[00:51:31] And then it's like...
[00:51:33] I love...
[00:51:34] Fadre needs to call it getting Genox board because he poorly typed the word knockout to me one time.
[00:51:39] But you know when the guy is like...
[00:51:44] Because we specifically...
[00:51:46] And Genox board is a certain thing in Fadre lore.
[00:51:49] So it's when guys walk into a punch.
[00:51:51] So you know what I mean?
[00:51:53] Like it was when...
[00:51:55] Oh fuck, what's his name?
[00:51:56] What's his name?
[00:51:58] The American wrestler knocked out Bisbing.
[00:52:01] Where he was...
[00:52:02] Dan Henderson.
[00:52:02] Yeah.
[00:52:03] Hendo is like this whole time he's jabbing with the right and getting Bisbing to circle to his left which is his strong hand.
[00:52:09] And he fakes the right and throws the left.
[00:52:12] And motherfucker just walks into a god damn 400 pound concrete fist.
[00:52:17] And just like immediate lights out.
[00:52:20] Like you're gone no big deal.
[00:52:21] And then Hendo in the most Hendo way drops the double fist on top of him while he's unconscious.
[00:52:25] Well no, he went...
[00:52:28] That's a Genox board.
[00:52:29] It's a nasty...
[00:52:30] It's like a nasty you got fucked kind of knockout.
[00:52:32] You didn't see it coming you dumb bitch.
[00:52:34] Uh huh.
[00:52:35] But also doesn't help.
[00:52:36] Now I'll say this much.
[00:52:38] We know now that Bisbing was blind in his right eye.
[00:52:42] And was fighting for years with one eye.
[00:52:44] And never told the commission so he could keep fighting.
[00:52:48] So anyway, Tark is now blind in one eye.
[00:52:51] And the rock went out the back of his head and he drops the Aurelian Bridal drop from his head.
[00:52:58] Gobbles don't have much HP.
[00:53:00] I thought he was gonna be happier than that.
[00:53:02] I did too.
[00:53:02] No?
[00:53:03] You built him up like some fucking piece of food.
[00:53:05] Well perfect that means you can focus on the actual fight and fight and then say back because that motherfucker's dead.
[00:53:10] Or are you gonna go get it?
[00:53:10] Does the griffin continue to fight?
[00:53:13] Um...
[00:53:13] Or does it...
[00:53:14] Is it spell drop?
[00:53:16] No the Bridal drops on the ground.
[00:53:19] Pick it up!
[00:53:20] People begin...
[00:53:21] In the...
[00:53:22] He's yelling over the top of the side.
[00:53:25] Yeah.
[00:53:25] Totally fell into the pit.
[00:53:26] Absolutely fell in the pit.
[00:53:27] Make a luck roll for that character Jeff.
[00:53:30] He's been lucking on luck roll?
[00:53:31] He did on the...
[00:53:34] I can throw both of these in there.
[00:53:36] Yeah, yeah you can.
[00:53:37] You guys just added another three to Jeff's luck roll.
[00:53:40] Yeah so am I...
[00:53:41] Do I roll under my luck?
[00:53:45] Uh...
[00:53:45] I'm trying to remember how that works.
[00:53:47] I'm pretty sure it's under my luck.
[00:53:48] Yeah, I think you're right.
[00:53:49] So you just got a minus three to that roll.
[00:53:51] I just rolled a one in that one.
[00:53:54] That's a critical success on an luck roll.
[00:53:57] Is there a table?
[00:53:58] It falls on me.
[00:53:59] You just grabbed me.
[00:54:00] No no no like...
[00:54:01] In order to get the angle you had to like...
[00:54:06] You knee slide?
[00:54:07] Like you know fucking like...
[00:54:10] You're like a guitar solo.
[00:54:11] You're sliding across the dirt.
[00:54:13] The rock hits him.
[00:54:14] You let go of the sling and as you're sliding
[00:54:17] you put your other hand out
[00:54:18] and catch the bridle.
[00:54:25] Fucking Tom.
[00:54:25] Everyone just gets quiet.
[00:54:27] Tom was it?
[00:54:28] Yeah.
[00:54:29] So Tom has the Aurelian bridle.
[00:54:32] Does he also have the...
[00:54:34] Yeah, he does yeah.
[00:54:35] And you immediately have control of the cry of the veil.
[00:54:41] You have mental control over this griffin
[00:54:44] and it will do anything you want it to do.
[00:54:47] We'll say Tark tumbled in
[00:54:49] because I think that's fun as well.
[00:54:50] He came tumbling in.
[00:54:52] He falls in the background
[00:54:53] slightly obscured by the camera
[00:54:55] as you catch the bridle on the way down
[00:54:57] but Tom now controls the cry of the veil.
[00:55:02] I'm gonna have it land.
[00:55:03] I'm gonna have it come down and land by me.
[00:55:05] Okay, it lands by you.
[00:55:07] You guys all see this thing fly up and down
[00:55:09] and it sort of like lands right beside Tom the...
[00:55:12] Mercenary.
[00:55:13] Tom the mercenary.
[00:55:14] Excellent.
[00:55:15] The mercenary has a fucking griffin.
[00:55:17] And a longsword and hide armor.
[00:55:19] And a special dagger.
[00:55:22] Let's go find your sister.
[00:55:23] This guy used cheat codes.
[00:55:26] There's chaos.
[00:55:27] The goblins are running around
[00:55:28] presuming you're going to use
[00:55:30] the griffin to eat them.
[00:55:31] Yeah.
[00:55:32] It's general chaos so what do you want to do?
[00:55:35] Did you spot your sister?
[00:55:39] Bring his captain back shots.
[00:55:41] In talking to Kylie,
[00:55:43] a 13 year old girl with corn silk blonde hair
[00:55:46] intense turquoise eyes and rose gold skin.
[00:55:49] She has a serious manner, seldom smiles
[00:55:52] and always checks her belongings twice
[00:55:55] gives the description of her.
[00:55:57] She has searched the entire camp
[00:55:58] and found no sign of Maddie.
[00:56:01] Tard knew where she was.
[00:56:02] Yeah.
[00:56:03] Kylie pursued her sister here
[00:56:05] and killed the goblins,
[00:56:07] which are the ones that you first encountered.
[00:56:08] She snuck into the market and searched it entirely.
[00:56:11] She's certain Tark was given Maddie
[00:56:13] as she spied him
[00:56:16] and heard him discussing her sister.
[00:56:18] She's seen Tark with the aurelian bridle
[00:56:20] and says that with it he believed he would be a god.
[00:56:23] But she has no further information on her sister.
[00:56:25] Okay.
[00:56:26] So now you got to ask around
[00:56:27] and threaten them with a griffin.
[00:56:28] Should we go back to his place then?
[00:56:32] Yeah.
[00:56:33] Let's go back to where there was a dozen goblins or whatever.
[00:56:37] Yeah.
[00:56:38] Well, I guess the pork calluses are closed.
[00:56:40] Oh, you can fly over it.
[00:56:42] Yeah, but flying over it doesn't get you into it.
[00:56:47] What do you want to do?
[00:56:49] Go back.
[00:56:49] You guys started to interrupt.
[00:56:50] I thought maybe there was just some discussion about.
[00:56:52] Is there anything that we can search in this area?
[00:56:55] I mean obviously there's the pork callus.
[00:56:58] There are multiple dead bodies in there.
[00:57:00] There's a Tark.
[00:57:01] Yeah.
[00:57:02] Let's see what's on Tark's body.
[00:57:03] You got keys.
[00:57:05] You see 40 silver.
[00:57:10] A scrimshaw handle razor with gold inlay.
[00:57:14] Nice.
[00:57:16] Scrimshaw handle.
[00:57:17] Fancy razor and then write champions of the goblin.
[00:57:20] I can tell you more about it.
[00:57:22] Champions of the goblin.
[00:57:23] Yeah.
[00:57:24] Just make sure I know which adventure it came from
[00:57:26] in case you want to refer to it later.
[00:57:27] And you see a vial of some sort of like black liquid.
[00:57:34] And you also see a ledger.
[00:57:36] Pop it open.
[00:57:38] The ledger has recordings of exchanges of goods.
[00:57:44] You can see one of the latest entries is, it says,
[00:57:51] you know, human girl and it says gifted to King Zavodah
[00:57:55] of the Pit Reaver clan.
[00:57:59] You also see an invoice dated from yesterday that says,
[00:58:06] the male has been delivered to you for your arena show.
[00:58:10] The female and her egg remain with me until you pay in full.
[00:58:14] They and the scepter of navigation will be with me
[00:58:17] in Chaucer Woods.
[00:58:19] Meet me in middle spring and our conquest will begin.
[00:58:22] Hail Zavodah.
[00:58:23] It's signed Giants Bay.
[00:58:25] That sounds scary.
[00:58:28] So there you go.
[00:58:29] I'll say that all again.
[00:58:33] Forty silver, a scrimshaw handled razor in inlaid with
[00:58:38] Champions of the Goblin.
[00:58:41] Well, it's just a gold inlay.
[00:58:43] I was just going to say if you tell me the adventure,
[00:58:45] like if you want to know what it is and what its value is
[00:58:47] then I just have to refer to this book.
[00:58:49] Gotcha.
[00:58:50] Okay.
[00:58:51] A vial with black liquid and then a ledger showing the Zavodah
[00:59:00] Yeah, gifted to Zavodah of the Pit Reaver clan who has
[00:59:04] a female griffin with an egg.
[00:59:07] Now that is by somebody named Giants Bay.
[00:59:10] Or that's by Giants Bay.
[00:59:13] And he's got the, what was it?
[00:59:16] The scepter of navigation.
[00:59:17] The scepter of navigation and will be in Chaucer Woods.
[00:59:20] Do we know where Chaucer Woods is?
[00:59:23] I don't know.
[00:59:25] I have a feeling that if I were to read the second adventure
[00:59:28] in this series, I may or may not know.
[00:59:30] No, the reaver pit is.
[00:59:32] The reaver clan.
[00:59:34] You know that it's a goblin clan.
[00:59:36] You don't know much more than that.
[00:59:38] We can be threatened with a griffin to find that out.
[00:59:40] Probably old captain backshots.
[00:59:45] Lord backshot.
[00:59:46] He did tell you mistooth came from Pit Reaver Mount.
[00:59:51] Well, that's true.
[00:59:53] And you would have known that his knights are the Pit Reaver knights.
[00:59:56] So they're from the same goblin region.
[00:59:59] Doesn't necessarily mean that, you know, it would not be hard to assume
[01:00:03] that these probably all of these goblins owe some fealty
[01:00:06] to King Zavodah in some way, shape or form.
[01:00:10] Got ya.
[01:00:12] Alrighty.
[01:00:13] Anything else you want to do?
[01:00:14] So when we go back to backshots or whatever his name is,
[01:00:19] what kind of reaction do we get?
[01:00:24] As you go back and again as you go through the pins
[01:00:28] and you go through the area where you met,
[01:00:30] what was his name, I something, I catcher.
[01:00:33] I snatcher.
[01:00:33] I snatcher.
[01:00:34] You see that a lot of the goblins have cleared out.
[01:00:38] The market, you get the sense that you've almost basically fought
[01:00:42] through the night and they're scattering.
[01:00:47] So if you make your way back over there,
[01:00:49] you won't see Lord Backshot.
[01:00:50] He's gone.
[01:00:51] What about the pins?
[01:00:52] Are they cleared out?
[01:00:54] They are mostly empty, yes.
[01:00:56] If you do go explore some of the far reaches of the pins,
[01:00:59] you can see probably the bigger pins where the creatures
[01:01:02] you just murdered would have probably been kept.
[01:01:05] Alright, but the slave pins.
[01:01:07] I don't think anyone was actually in the slave pins.
[01:01:10] Let me double check.
[01:01:14] Are we able to secure the other half way?
[01:01:17] No, he's gone.
[01:01:19] But yes, if there were any slaves in the slave pins,
[01:01:21] you could easily do it.
[01:01:22] There's no problem there.
[01:01:23] It doesn't specify, it would make sense that if there
[01:01:26] are the pins that there would be slave pins there,
[01:01:28] but the author doesn't really note that specifically.
[01:01:32] The only thing he notes are the two animals
[01:01:33] you fight in a coliseum.
[01:01:34] Secure.
[01:01:36] As we're walking back through,
[01:01:38] Ashdus is definitely claiming this to be a great victory
[01:01:41] for the god Volos.
[01:01:43] Meanwhile, Taker is digging a grave for Seer.
[01:01:46] Yep.
[01:01:46] Just bury him right there.
[01:01:47] Alright, I took all his stuff and gave it to my other three people.
[01:01:50] Jeff, your character with the Aurelian Bride,
[01:01:53] can he make a...
[01:01:56] What's the care?
[01:01:57] What's the...
[01:01:58] Wouldn't it be intelligence?
[01:02:00] Personality?
[01:02:01] Yeah, it's called a personality role.
[01:02:04] Seventeen.
[01:02:05] That's a really good role.
[01:02:06] So, as time goes on, you feel your control over the cry of the veil is slipping.
[01:02:13] Is there any kind of communication between us or anything like that?
[01:02:17] It unconsciously seems to understand your motives,
[01:02:21] but you get the sense that there is...
[01:02:24] There's potentially a clock.
[01:02:26] This is our way of being notified that we don't get a griffin for the whole game.
[01:02:31] Yep.
[01:02:32] Thanks MC, you fuck.
[01:02:34] Well, I didn't say that.
[01:02:35] What kind of clock?
[01:02:38] You have to wind it by spinning the pin.
[01:02:39] You feel like you got a...
[01:02:41] You rolled a 17.
[01:02:42] You feel like you got a benefit.
[01:02:44] It's like if there was a cost in order to use the Aurelian Bride, Tark paid it.
[01:02:49] It's almost time to flip the hourglass again.
[01:02:51] Are you going to try and flip the hourglass?
[01:02:54] Oh, no.
[01:02:55] Then you would get the sense you need to tell the griffin to fuck off.
[01:02:58] Yeah, set it free.
[01:02:59] Yeah, you set it free.
[01:03:00] Yeah.
[01:03:01] So, it fucks off, but you still have the Aurelian Bride on yourself.
[01:03:04] Do I get the sense that I could call it back?
[01:03:07] You get the sense that you could...
[01:03:09] If a griffin is nearby,
[01:03:12] Gotcha.
[01:03:13] You can try and use the Bridal to command it,
[01:03:16] but it would be a roll off.
[01:03:19] Okay.
[01:03:20] And I don't think your level zero would beat this griffin.
[01:03:23] So, it felt like giving you the opportunity before it tried to murder your balls for controlling it the entire time.
[01:03:27] You know the whole I'll kill you wizard kind of thing that happens when they summon demons?
[01:03:30] Yeah.
[01:03:30] Yeah.
[01:03:32] Anything else you gentlemen would like to do?
[01:03:34] I suppose not.
[01:03:35] Is that the end of the adventure?
[01:03:36] Hopefully level up.
[01:03:38] You guys want to check the room that we didn't explore?
[01:03:40] Okay.
[01:03:41] Sure.
[01:03:42] If you go to that section, you find a farm.
[01:03:46] A culvert choked with oily, cloying steam rising from glowing pools on its far side.
[01:03:51] In between our three gardens tended...
[01:03:53] Well, they were tended by goblins at market stalls.
[01:03:56] You see a patch of thorny bushes, fruiting wet red bulbs.
[01:04:02] You see one that's a patch of plump mushrooms and the last has tall cobweb covered bushes
[01:04:07] sprouting white fruits that seem to be hatching black spiders.
[01:04:11] Yum.
[01:04:11] Mmm.
[01:04:12] Pats.
[01:04:12] Everything about this is so fucking appetizing.
[01:04:16] Do you like something to eat?
[01:04:17] Mm-mm.
[01:04:18] Okay.
[01:04:19] Yeah, I'm planning to get Burger King on the way home.
[01:04:21] Nice.
[01:04:23] Anything further you'd like to explore in the farming area?
[01:04:25] Okay.
[01:04:27] What's Kylie got to say?
[01:04:30] She is exhausted, heartbroken at not being able to save her sister and horrified by the goblins.
[01:04:38] She is mentally and emotionally spent.
[01:04:41] Is this a place we could like rest now that we're the champions of the area?
[01:04:47] You could.
[01:04:48] You do feel like going back to Thorpe would be safer.
[01:04:51] That's a fair point.
[01:04:52] How far away is it?
[01:04:54] It wasn't terribly far.
[01:04:55] Okay, yeah.
[01:04:55] A couple hours.
[01:04:56] Yeah.
[01:04:56] That's fine.
[01:04:59] When you return, you find the town and the Midsummer Festival assembled for a tearful welcome.
[01:05:07] Your characters are seen as heroes.
[01:05:10] Baru, the mother has overcome with emotion to have at least one daughter rescued even if the other is lost.
[01:05:16] She grabs a hold of Kylie and won't let her go but sobs and screams with rage before lapsing into grief.
[01:05:22] Hub Kingsley, the owner of the Darling Damsel rewards you as best you can.
[01:05:28] Any services at the inn are free to you guys for life.
[01:05:34] He says he's going to have a plaque carved with your names and placed above a corner booth so that it's permanently a spot reserve for you guys.
[01:05:43] They later hold a paper lantern vigil for Maddie.
[01:05:47] The town gives gifts of wares to all of you.
[01:05:50] So they give what they can.
[01:05:52] It's not money, but it's honey, bread, fruit, cloth, etc.
[01:05:56] They attempt to patch your clothes or pair your armor.
[01:05:59] Kylie refuses to attend the vigil as she refuses to accept that Maddie is lost.
[01:06:04] Your characters will level up so you all are level one characters.
[01:06:10] Thorpe can basically be a home base for future adventures.
[01:06:16] You all seem to get the sense that Kylie intends to save Maddie by storming Pit Reaver Mount.
[01:06:26] Though people would know that is no easy feat to go right into the heart of the Pit Reaver clan and to fight King Zavodah.
[01:06:34] But she is fueled by vengeance for her sister and that is the end of Champions of the Goblin Market.
[01:06:41] To be continued in... I forget what the second adventure is, it's sitting over there.
[01:06:46] Y'all character level one!
[01:06:48] Cool.
[01:06:49] Sweet.
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