The final battle for all of Faerun has begun. With the Maze Engine active, demons are pouring onto the party and their compatriots. With the Demon Lords now taking the field, how could they ever hope to survive?
Find out in our penultimate episode of Out of the Abyss, a Dungeons and Dragons campaign.
Starring:
Cody as Kira Truesilver
Schroeder as Ertlan
Lucas as Jaren Everfell
Troy as Trogdor
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[00:00:35] Cool. Where are you doing it?
[00:00:37] Where do you think?
[00:00:38] Okay.
[00:00:39] Right in the middle of his balls.
[00:00:40] Okay.
[00:00:41] My balls?
[00:00:42] Yeah.
[00:00:43] Yeah.
[00:00:44] He thinks you hit me like that and I'm not going to aim at fucking you up.
[00:00:47] That makes complete sense.
[00:00:48] I'm just saying, it's a four-way dance here.
[00:00:50] Yeah.
[00:00:51] Troy, you're up.
[00:00:53] From the top.
[00:00:54] Roll me a D6 first.
[00:00:57] I want to see what kind of demon that is.
[00:00:59] Yeah.
[00:01:00] No damage.
[00:01:01] Correct.
[00:01:02] But everything I do does necrotic damage.
[00:01:06] Yeah, but I also have spars.
[00:01:08] Yes.
[00:01:09] I can hit my own guy.
[00:01:11] And for good or for bad?
[00:01:13] You see a four-armed dog-faced demon with two of his arms ending in crab claws.
[00:01:22] I would have to get much closer.
[00:01:24] Okay.
[00:01:25] You know that's a glabber zoo.
[00:01:26] I sure did.
[00:01:27] Now that you say that.
[00:01:28] I was, mmm.
[00:01:29] Mmm.
[00:01:30] Hey, Troy?
[00:01:32] Not as high a CR as I would think.
[00:01:34] Oh really?
[00:01:35] No.
[00:01:36] Because Troy, if I had to be concerned, I'm concerned on your behalf.
[00:01:41] Nowhere near the worst in the pile that I have.
[00:01:44] Really?
[00:01:45] Yes.
[00:01:46] Because like just from reading books, I always feel like...
[00:01:48] I know.
[00:01:49] They talk about glabber zoo in the drifts books.
[00:01:52] It's like being terrifying.
[00:01:54] Yeah.
[00:01:55] That's not bad.
[00:01:56] Yeah.
[00:01:57] The blue ones are friendlies, right?
[00:02:00] Correct.
[00:02:01] But not that friendly.
[00:02:05] Like passing acquaintances.
[00:02:07] Keep.
[00:02:08] Oh, nice.
[00:02:11] I don't want to waste a fourth level spell on that.
[00:02:16] Got a really cool...
[00:02:17] I got a really cool...
[00:02:19] Fuck what I'm gonna say.
[00:02:21] Hulk.
[00:02:22] Hulk.
[00:02:23] A book coming to me.
[00:02:25] It's not supposed to show up till next week, but now it's showing up tomorrow.
[00:02:27] Nice.
[00:02:28] Excited.
[00:02:29] I need a con-safe please.
[00:02:33] From?
[00:02:34] The glabber zoo.
[00:02:35] The glabber zoo?
[00:02:36] Yeah, you can hit him.
[00:02:37] Glabber goo.
[00:02:38] Con-safe?
[00:02:39] Yes, please.
[00:02:40] Yes, please.
[00:02:41] 19.
[00:02:42] Fuck you.
[00:02:43] Fuck you.
[00:02:44] Five-all.
[00:02:45] Is it a creature made of inorganic material such as stone, crystal or metal?
[00:02:55] No.
[00:02:56] Shatter is not going to be doubly effective.
[00:03:01] You gotta ask, but it's made of flesh and pus.
[00:03:05] Okay, where exactly are you casting Shatter?
[00:03:08] Behind it, I guess.
[00:03:10] Like on it, but behind it.
[00:03:12] Okay.
[00:03:13] So you're catching part of the tower too.
[00:03:16] No.
[00:03:17] Like up.
[00:03:20] Just clarify.
[00:03:21] I thought about that exactly too.
[00:03:26] Collapse the roof.
[00:03:28] So what does the vulnerable do?
[00:03:31] Double damage.
[00:03:33] Yeah, of that specific type.
[00:03:35] Cool.
[00:03:36] Yep.
[00:03:37] 22, so 11.
[00:03:39] Nerds.
[00:03:40] I can't say.
[00:03:41] We're just going to do one of each.
[00:03:45] 11 damage?
[00:03:46] Mm-hmm.
[00:03:47] Oh, is that the thing I'm fighting?
[00:03:49] It is.
[00:03:50] Yeah.
[00:03:51] A Balgora.
[00:03:52] That's what we fought some already.
[00:03:53] That's what tipped over your guys'...
[00:03:56] Yeah.
[00:03:57] 11th Metal Cart.
[00:03:58] 11th Thunder if that matters.
[00:04:00] I don't believe it does.
[00:04:03] He'll give a shit about your thunder.
[00:04:05] Fuck your thunder scene.
[00:04:06] No, he cares more about thunder.
[00:04:08] Oh, okay.
[00:04:09] He gives a real shit about your thunder.
[00:04:11] He doesn't give a shit about many other types of damage.
[00:04:14] Oh.
[00:04:15] He is afraid of thunder.
[00:04:17] It spooks him.
[00:04:18] Yeah, that's good to know.
[00:04:19] He wet his demon bed.
[00:04:21] Fuck you thunder.
[00:04:23] Just thunder wave his bitch ass straight off the tower.
[00:04:26] Thunder buddies for life.
[00:04:28] Yeah, that's exactly what I was thinking.
[00:04:32] I can't do anything else, really.
[00:04:35] Move bonus?
[00:04:36] Well, I probably won't do that.
[00:04:39] You can move on to Damogorgon.
[00:04:42] Yeah.
[00:04:47] No.
[00:04:48] Uh...
[00:04:49] No.
[00:04:50] Which demon lord do you have, Terrain?
[00:04:52] I've got Damogorgon.
[00:04:53] Damogorgon?
[00:04:54] So what's my motivation?
[00:04:56] That's Damogorgon.
[00:04:57] And what's my relationship with Hyena Man?
[00:05:00] You guys hate each other.
[00:05:02] Okay.
[00:05:03] That's all I need.
[00:05:05] Don't do it.
[00:05:06] It's kind of four-way heel match here.
[00:05:08] Don't do it.
[00:05:09] I will kill you.
[00:05:10] You sure about that?
[00:05:12] No.
[00:05:13] Actually, because the two that you want to be is either Damogorgon or Orcus.
[00:05:17] Those are the two big players.
[00:05:18] So those are the two we want to die against?
[00:05:20] I don't know.
[00:05:21] Reading his...
[00:05:23] He's nasty.
[00:05:24] He is fucking nasty.
[00:05:26] And I'm gonna make him nasty because I'm a DM.
[00:05:29] Oh.
[00:05:30] Into...
[00:05:31] I'll never read it in my turn.
[00:05:32] If you can hit him.
[00:05:33] Do you want to read the legendary action we missed?
[00:05:35] No.
[00:05:36] No, I took mine after.
[00:05:37] Depends on what...
[00:05:38] Only two of us have gone.
[00:05:39] We've rolled.
[00:05:40] We're doing them basically after the DM.
[00:05:42] Yeah, depends on what turn...
[00:05:43] After your turn.
[00:05:44] Didn't you go?
[00:05:45] Roll again.
[00:05:46] Depends on what Damogorgon does.
[00:05:47] I went first.
[00:05:48] He had...
[00:05:49] He took a legendary action.
[00:05:50] I took the legendary action after his turn.
[00:05:52] Lucas got the first one.
[00:05:54] Shorter go to second.
[00:05:55] Yeah.
[00:05:56] Yeah.
[00:05:57] Okay.
[00:05:58] I actually was the first in an issue.
[00:05:59] If you don't have reach, you do have to move.
[00:06:00] Since I played this game.
[00:06:02] I have reach.
[00:06:03] I don't know what your reach is like.
[00:06:05] You have more than 10 feet of reach?
[00:06:06] No.
[00:06:07] Because if you don't, then you need to move.
[00:06:09] Fine, fucking move me then.
[00:06:11] Okay.
[00:06:12] Jesus Christ.
[00:06:13] How's that?
[00:06:14] That's not him.
[00:06:15] No, other one.
[00:06:16] Damogorgon, I believe has 15 feet of reach.
[00:06:18] Depends on what attack.
[00:06:20] Because no one says 10, no one says 15.
[00:06:22] Okay.
[00:06:23] Okay, yeah.
[00:06:24] Do you want to be within 10?
[00:06:25] Sure.
[00:06:26] Okay.
[00:06:27] Not that it matters, but...
[00:06:28] There you go.
[00:06:29] That sucks.
[00:06:30] Does a 24 hit?
[00:06:31] Yeah.
[00:06:32] I don't know.
[00:06:33] Apparently it doesn't take much.
[00:06:38] His AC's up there, but 24 hits.
[00:06:42] I say AC's as good as a demon lords?
[00:06:48] Roll.
[00:06:49] Remember when we said that this game is kind of...
[00:06:52] Yeah.
[00:06:53] Yeah.
[00:06:54] 28 bludgeoning.
[00:06:55] Cut in half.
[00:06:57] Oh.
[00:06:58] Is he a creature?
[00:07:00] Yes.
[00:07:01] I need a constitution saving throw please.
[00:07:05] What is this?
[00:07:06] It's part of my attack.
[00:07:07] I know, what is...
[00:07:08] Tentacle.
[00:07:09] I got one attack, dude.
[00:07:12] Yeah, I know.
[00:07:14] But you do it twice.
[00:07:16] True.
[00:07:17] Let's try to make this a bit...
[00:07:19] Yeah.
[00:07:20] Good.
[00:07:21] Oh, okay.
[00:07:22] Gotcha.
[00:07:23] Right?
[00:07:24] Yep.
[00:07:25] Do the right thing.
[00:07:26] That actually would affect him.
[00:07:27] I was just making sure it wasn't something that he would need.
[00:07:30] I don't know what I'm rolling against.
[00:07:31] I rolled a two though.
[00:07:32] That's not good.
[00:07:33] Oh no, but when I saved maybe plus 15.
[00:07:36] Your max hit points are reduced by that same amount.
[00:07:41] Your con save is 15.
[00:07:43] I made it.
[00:07:44] No, you didn't.
[00:07:45] You said it was 17.
[00:07:46] No, I didn't.
[00:07:47] I don't know.
[00:07:49] The DC's 23.
[00:07:50] Okay.
[00:07:51] Okay.
[00:07:52] I lose hit points that I don't know that I have.
[00:07:53] How many hit points total did this?
[00:07:55] So he lost 20, 28, and then 28 max.
[00:07:59] Does that include the plus?
[00:08:01] Yes.
[00:08:02] Okay.
[00:08:03] Second hit.
[00:08:04] That should hit because it's bigger than the last one.
[00:08:08] It's better.
[00:08:10] That's much better.
[00:08:11] 38 plus 9 is 47.
[00:08:14] Legending.
[00:08:15] Can I get another DC 23 Constitution saving throw?
[00:08:19] Nat 20.
[00:08:20] So that makes it.
[00:08:22] Yep.
[00:08:23] Anything else?
[00:08:26] No.
[00:08:28] Legendary action.
[00:08:30] Lucas, Schroeder and Grady roll off for legendary action.
[00:08:33] 14.
[00:08:34] 17.
[00:08:35] 9.
[00:08:36] Grady gets it.
[00:08:39] Retaliation legendary action.
[00:08:41] That's not what I'd like to do, but yeah.
[00:08:43] Something.
[00:08:44] It's also.
[00:08:46] My legendary actions kind of suck.
[00:08:49] I'm going to make a flail attack against Demogorgon.
[00:08:53] Like one of my legendary actions is to just do one of my regular actions.
[00:08:57] That's what mine is too.
[00:08:58] The heart failure attack.
[00:08:59] But it's like, just why?
[00:09:01] I'm going to assume that a 33 hits with the flail, I presume.
[00:09:08] Correct.
[00:09:09] Do I also get one of my effects off that, Jeff?
[00:09:11] I presume.
[00:09:12] Let me read it and be sure.
[00:09:16] Because it just says whenever I hit, I get an effect.
[00:09:18] I don't know if the other two effects matter or not.
[00:09:22] Because.
[00:09:23] No, you can use one effect per hit.
[00:09:25] Okay.
[00:09:26] I will do the extra.
[00:09:28] I'll do the extra damage.
[00:09:30] Okay.
[00:09:31] One, two.
[00:09:35] So Yidagu has this massive three headed flail.
[00:09:39] Each one of the balls does a different effect.
[00:09:44] He gets to choose which one he can use one per turn.
[00:09:48] Cool.
[00:09:49] One per attack.
[00:09:51] Yep.
[00:09:52] So I'm going to deal additional damage with this hit.
[00:09:55] And Jeff also needs to make a strength saving throw.
[00:10:03] 17.
[00:10:04] 17 is not enough.
[00:10:06] You rolled a 17?
[00:10:07] I rolled a 17.
[00:10:08] Oh, sorry.
[00:10:09] I don't know what the plus is.
[00:10:10] Plus nine.
[00:10:11] That's enough.
[00:10:12] Seven, seven, seven.
[00:10:13] Seven, seven, seven, seven, seven, seven, seven, seven, ten.
[00:10:14] Wow.
[00:10:15] What a shit roll.
[00:10:16] Seven, ten.
[00:10:17] But you hit.
[00:10:18] 15.
[00:10:19] 24 bludgeoning damage.
[00:10:23] That's real shit.
[00:10:25] Okay.
[00:10:26] So I can do my legendary action.
[00:10:28] Okay.
[00:10:29] Troy, your Glamour Zoo is going to come at you.
[00:10:36] He's the guy between us.
[00:10:38] Yeah, fuck off.
[00:10:43] He makes four attacks, two with its pincers and two with its fists.
[00:10:50] First pincers is 21.
[00:10:53] No.
[00:10:54] Second pincers is 28.
[00:10:58] That is 2d10 plus five.
[00:11:05] 13 points of damage and you are grappled.
[00:11:10] I cannot be grappled.
[00:11:13] I mean, you're heavy to lift, but I think he can still grapple you.
[00:11:17] Two fists.
[00:11:19] It's a 25.
[00:11:21] No, it was 22.
[00:11:23] We had 22.
[00:11:24] Okay.
[00:11:25] I also don't know if you can shield or not.
[00:11:28] Oh, I can't shield.
[00:11:29] See this guy.
[00:11:32] Four.
[00:11:35] Five damage on the first fist.
[00:11:38] Second fist misses.
[00:11:41] Shroeder.
[00:11:42] You're going to fist yourself.
[00:11:44] Your Barrel Gura makes three attacks.
[00:11:49] One with its bite.
[00:11:51] It's a...
[00:11:53] It's only a 20 to hit.
[00:11:54] That doesn't hit, right?
[00:11:55] Nope.
[00:11:56] Two fists.
[00:11:57] 23.
[00:11:58] It hits exactly.
[00:12:01] 14.
[00:12:02] Okay.
[00:12:03] Second fist, miss.
[00:12:07] Okay.
[00:12:09] Oh, shit.
[00:12:13] He gets reckless too.
[00:12:15] Oh well.
[00:12:17] Next time.
[00:12:18] Nobody else has moved out yet.
[00:12:21] Somebody roll me a d6.
[00:12:23] Actually roll me a d4 because I'm only doing one of each.
[00:12:28] One.
[00:12:29] Oh, good.
[00:12:31] I was hoping I'd get to use this one.
[00:12:34] You see a...
[00:12:37] What is he?
[00:12:38] He is huge.
[00:12:39] So technically that big.
[00:12:42] A red-bodied, almost bull-faced, winged guy with a...
[00:12:49] What's that do?
[00:12:51] A lightning-coated sword and a fire whip.
[00:12:55] Ballerug?
[00:12:56] Based on it.
[00:12:58] Tell me shall not pass.
[00:13:02] And he takes a swing at Demogorgon.
[00:13:07] Wow, that's not much.
[00:13:09] It's fucking useless.
[00:13:11] Oh well.
[00:13:12] I mean it's not useless, but it's not great.
[00:13:15] Do a thing.
[00:13:16] So are the non-big demons in between your initiative and the rest of us?
[00:13:22] Yeah, probably.
[00:13:24] Oh, and your spell goes out because you are now technically concentrating.
[00:13:28] Oh it dropped as soon as I turned on the machine because I had to drop concentration to do that.
[00:13:32] Right.
[00:13:33] Yeah.
[00:13:37] Okay, you see...
[00:13:40] There's an aura of fire around this thing.
[00:13:43] There's a little bit of damage to Demogorgon, not much.
[00:13:47] And it makes two swings.
[00:13:49] One with its whip, one with its long sword.
[00:13:52] The long sword is absolutely going to hit.
[00:13:55] That's a 40 to hit.
[00:13:58] 3D...
[00:13:59] I can't find my dice.
[00:14:02] That's 1321.
[00:14:07] The sword slices him and the lightning affects him a little bit.
[00:14:12] The whip, 29 will hit, which is 3D6 and 2D6.
[00:14:22] 14 slashing, 5 fire.
[00:14:26] Okay.
[00:14:29] You continue to see more demons piling up all around and it's great Easter.
[00:14:35] Okay.
[00:14:36] What am I doing?
[00:14:38] It's your turn.
[00:14:40] I'll probably start with Kira and end it with the integral.
[00:14:43] Raging.
[00:14:44] Most are over 300, some over 4.
[00:14:48] Raging.
[00:14:49] Yeah.
[00:14:50] Running out of the building with the battle ragers and stabbing the thing that is fighting...
[00:14:57] Right about there?
[00:14:59] Yeah, I mean I've got reach so I'd probably stay back another 5 foot, but yes.
[00:15:04] Okay.
[00:15:05] I'm going to do all that cool stuff.
[00:15:07] Sweet.
[00:15:08] Attack recklessly.
[00:15:10] Absolutely.
[00:15:11] Do you have any idea how hard this thing is to hit yet?
[00:15:14] Probably not.
[00:15:15] I hit it with...
[00:15:17] Not granted, I rolled a 22, but...
[00:15:20] I think I rolled a 24.
[00:15:22] I'll just attack recklessly for right now.
[00:15:24] You've not been rolling the best so let's take advantage where you can get it.
[00:15:29] And then this is plus 2 to AC and it gives me the extra action.
[00:15:34] Correct.
[00:15:35] Okay.
[00:15:36] So rolling plus 11...
[00:15:41] It's a 19 to hit.
[00:15:45] That'll hit.
[00:15:46] Okay.
[00:15:47] That's D10.
[00:15:49] It's D10.
[00:15:51] On the hit.
[00:15:53] You hit that thing didn't you?
[00:15:55] I did, yeah.
[00:15:56] I hit it for 12 damage.
[00:15:58] 12?
[00:15:59] Okay.
[00:16:00] I didn't write that one down for some reason.
[00:16:02] It's D10 plus...
[00:16:06] D10 plus 6 plus the additional 2 because I'm raging.
[00:16:09] Try not to miss anything else.
[00:16:11] Yeah you didn't take minus 5 so...
[00:16:13] Yeah.
[00:16:14] If I took the minus 5 I probably wouldn't have hit it.
[00:16:16] Head for more.
[00:16:17] So D10 plus 8.
[00:16:20] 17 damage.
[00:16:23] This is radiant by the way.
[00:16:25] Okay.
[00:16:27] Attack again.
[00:16:29] Second attack.
[00:16:31] That's a very very good number that hits easily.
[00:16:35] 17 on the die.
[00:16:36] The other one was a 19.
[00:16:38] Oh nice.
[00:16:39] So it's another 12 radiant damage and then with haste I will attack again.
[00:16:45] Is it still up?
[00:16:46] Yes.
[00:16:47] Okay.
[00:16:49] It's another 30...
[00:16:52] almost 30 to hit.
[00:16:54] Do you need to move out of this combat or anything?
[00:16:56] Do you need to use something to get you out of it?
[00:16:58] Alright.
[00:16:59] You stay there.
[00:17:00] It need is a strong word.
[00:17:01] Yeah.
[00:17:02] It's another 15 radiant damage.
[00:17:05] 15 radiant damage?
[00:17:06] So I just stab it 3 times in the face.
[00:17:08] Looking rough.
[00:17:09] Nice at the line.
[00:17:10] Say you shall not pass!
[00:17:14] Yinagyu.
[00:17:16] Yinagyu.
[00:17:18] Wow.
[00:17:19] Let me make sure that there's not anything else you need to know about it.
[00:17:23] I don't think...
[00:17:25] I imagine his other 3 attacks aren't going to matter but we'll see what happens.
[00:17:29] When Yinagyu reduces a creature to 0 hit points with a melee attack on its turn,
[00:17:34] Yinagyu can take a bonus action to move up to half of its speed and make a bite attack.
[00:17:39] Oh fuck yes then!
[00:17:41] Alrighty!
[00:17:42] That makes a lot more sense with a lot of what's going on.
[00:17:46] Perfect.
[00:17:47] Can I move forward 10 feet, Jeff?
[00:17:50] Because I'm still in his threat range and he's still in mine.
[00:17:54] Fascinating.
[00:17:55] Huh.
[00:17:56] I get a free bite on a different target.
[00:17:58] Yep.
[00:17:59] Perfect.
[00:18:02] First flail attack at Demogorgon.
[00:18:05] Okay.
[00:18:08] That may not hit.
[00:18:09] 19.
[00:18:11] That probably doesn't hit.
[00:18:12] No, it doesn't.
[00:18:13] I'm 99% sure it doesn't.
[00:18:17] Second flail attack?
[00:18:19] Jesus, why did you roll?
[00:18:21] You rolled a 3?
[00:18:22] Yep.
[00:18:23] 22 to hit Troy that time.
[00:18:26] Yes.
[00:18:27] Okay.
[00:18:28] I will do the extra damage again.
[00:18:29] Okay.
[00:18:30] 1, 2, 3, so that's 4 total plus the 9.
[00:18:38] So a little bit better.
[00:18:40] That's 10, 24, 35 bludgeoning damage from that flail hit.
[00:18:47] And then is there a mook I can squash?
[00:18:49] Yes.
[00:18:50] I kill it and I want to bite Troy.
[00:18:52] Okay.
[00:18:53] I assume a 30 bite Troy.
[00:18:55] It does.
[00:18:56] I need more dice.
[00:18:59] 1, 2, 3, 4.
[00:19:03] I can make three.
[00:19:08] Because I'm assuming those DCs aren't really going to matter for those other two on the multi-attack probably.
[00:19:15] What do you mean?
[00:19:17] Those are awful low to be useful.
[00:19:19] Correct.
[00:19:21] Okay.
[00:19:22] 19.
[00:19:24] That's 38 piercing damage from the bite.
[00:19:26] Sweet.
[00:19:27] It's a little better.
[00:19:31] I'd really like to maneuver myself, Jeff, but here we are.
[00:19:35] Do I get a maneuver?
[00:19:36] Do I get a movement with that as well or no?
[00:19:38] It was just a...
[00:19:39] Did you say I get a movement and a bite when I kill something?
[00:19:42] You can move up to half your speed and then bite something.
[00:19:46] Move then bite.
[00:19:47] No, vice versa.
[00:19:48] Okay.
[00:19:49] You can still take a move.
[00:19:51] I would have continued to move around.
[00:19:53] I want to put myself in the middle of everything.
[00:19:55] Oh.
[00:19:56] I would have continued to circle him.
[00:19:57] Yeah.
[00:19:58] Wherever I can fit in there somewhere.
[00:19:59] There's a spiritual weapon in the way, but...
[00:20:02] Yeah, fuck it.
[00:20:03] Don't worry about it.
[00:20:05] I'd really like to get a legendary action at some point, Jeff.
[00:20:07] I know.
[00:20:08] Slaughter, Lucas and Troy roll for a legendary action.
[00:20:11] I'm not getting it here though.
[00:20:13] No, not after your turn.
[00:20:14] I understand.
[00:20:15] I'm out of the box.
[00:20:16] I couldn't even see it.
[00:20:17] There we go.
[00:20:18] 18.
[00:20:19] I also rolled an 18.
[00:20:21] Roll off.
[00:20:22] Neither of you get it.
[00:20:24] I take a legendary action.
[00:20:26] Fras gets it.
[00:20:27] 14.
[00:20:28] Shroeder.
[00:20:29] Take it.
[00:20:30] Taste of undeath, Orcus cast, chill touch at 17th level at Boffamette.
[00:20:34] So...
[00:20:36] Who now has necromanic vulnerability?
[00:20:39] It should be 5D.
[00:20:40] You're now out of legendary actions before your turn.
[00:20:42] Yeah, but this is the bottom of the round.
[00:20:44] Is that right?
[00:20:45] Correct, but my turn's next.
[00:20:47] Not quite, but yeah.
[00:20:50] Why not quite?
[00:20:51] We'll get there.
[00:20:52] Okay.
[00:20:53] Do I need to do a save or something?
[00:20:54] Sooner or later that Orry's going to do something.
[00:20:56] Gotcha.
[00:20:58] So...
[00:21:00] Plus 15.
[00:21:02] Spell attack.
[00:21:03] Oh it is a spell attack, you're right.
[00:21:04] Yeah.
[00:21:05] No save, no nothing.
[00:21:06] Okay.
[00:21:08] Uh...
[00:21:10] 24?
[00:21:11] No.
[00:21:12] 19.
[00:21:13] Yeah, 24.
[00:21:14] Should work.
[00:21:15] Okay.
[00:21:16] 5D8.
[00:21:18] Cause it's 1D8 and then at 17th it's plus 48.
[00:21:24] Chill touch obviously is cold damage right?
[00:21:26] Yep.
[00:21:27] No, no it's necrotic damage.
[00:21:29] That was it?
[00:21:30] It is a spectral hand that...
[00:21:32] That's right.
[00:21:33] Dog shit.
[00:21:34] Yeah, but I'm not...
[00:21:36] But what does the spell do?
[00:21:37] Is it make him vulnerable?
[00:21:38] Yeah.
[00:21:39] Well his previous bonus action made him vulnerable to it.
[00:21:42] So we're doubling.
[00:21:43] Yeah.
[00:21:44] It is low though.
[00:21:45] Just 16.
[00:21:47] So that's a...
[00:21:48] Doubled?
[00:21:49] No, 32.
[00:21:50] Okay.
[00:21:51] That's unfortunate.
[00:21:52] Yeah, I didn't roll dog shit.
[00:21:54] Okay, but now you get to go in.
[00:21:56] Okay, that's my legendary action should have been the end of Grady in initiative order.
[00:22:02] Yeah, um...
[00:22:04] There's actually something that goes before you.
[00:22:06] Okay.
[00:22:08] I didn't open the book.
[00:22:09] The missing link.
[00:22:10] No, that thing that you're standing on.
[00:22:12] There's a say it's the...
[00:22:18] It's the orary.
[00:22:19] Orary.
[00:22:21] Lucas, you're running it.
[00:22:22] Roll me a D100.
[00:22:27] Let's see what this shit does.
[00:22:31] Uh, fuck me.
[00:22:34] This is just a goddamn random table is what this is.
[00:22:37] You have no idea.
[00:22:39] It's not 8.
[00:22:40] I feel like this is probably an extra special table.
[00:22:44] Well, I would hope so.
[00:22:47] Your dick shrinks for the next four minutes.
[00:22:49] Could be zero gum.
[00:22:50] You don't know.
[00:22:51] You become a blue female gnome?
[00:22:54] I'm a bitch.
[00:22:55] Twice now.
[00:22:56] It's shrinkage.
[00:22:57] I was in the pool.
[00:22:59] Okay.
[00:23:00] You...
[00:23:04] Okay, I guess this is just cosmetic.
[00:23:06] This one is just arcs of white light start playing around the maze engine.
[00:23:12] The engine itself?
[00:23:13] Yes.
[00:23:15] It's a spirit bomb.
[00:23:17] It's absorbing the energy.
[00:23:18] Any type of specific light?
[00:23:20] Just light.
[00:23:21] Nope, just arcs of white light until the end of its turn, which is right now.
[00:23:26] Oh, so it just sparked.
[00:23:27] Yep, basically.
[00:23:29] No, it's starting to do something.
[00:23:30] Oh wait, it stopped.
[00:23:32] It's cranky.
[00:23:33] I was doing it as a crank.
[00:23:34] I'm just gonna crank.
[00:23:35] I'm just gonna save it.
[00:23:37] Earthland is going to take 15 feet of movement around the Balgura.
[00:23:43] One, two, three?
[00:23:45] Yep.
[00:23:46] Am I within 30 feet of boffamet?
[00:23:48] Looks like it.
[00:23:49] Yeah.
[00:23:50] I'm gonna cast Blight on boffamet.
[00:23:54] You won off the board.
[00:23:55] It's fine.
[00:23:58] It is a consafe, but...
[00:24:00] Is it good to get one off the board this early?
[00:24:03] Consafe?
[00:24:05] Yeah, you're good at these.
[00:24:06] No advantage or any kind?
[00:24:07] No.
[00:24:08] Just checking.
[00:24:09] Well...
[00:24:10] He rolled a three.
[00:24:11] Yes!
[00:24:12] Take advantage.
[00:24:13] Bullshit!
[00:24:14] He rolled a three, Jeff.
[00:24:15] And then I rolled a nine.
[00:24:17] That's enough.
[00:24:18] Okay.
[00:24:20] What's your save?
[00:24:21] 18.
[00:24:22] 18?
[00:24:23] The three was enough.
[00:24:25] Oh really?
[00:24:26] Yes.
[00:24:27] He needs a plus 15.
[00:24:28] Damn.
[00:24:29] Do I take anything?
[00:24:30] We need these guys to beat the fuck out of each other.
[00:24:31] I was trying to cheap shot it.
[00:24:33] I understand.
[00:24:34] It's not a bad plan.
[00:24:35] Does it take half?
[00:24:37] I think so.
[00:24:38] Because half is still doubled.
[00:24:39] Yes.
[00:24:40] The target takes 88 to crack damage on a failed save or half as much.
[00:24:45] Yeah, on a successful one.
[00:24:46] So you roll eight damage.
[00:24:47] So you roll eight damage.
[00:24:48] 88.
[00:24:50] I mean, that's...
[00:24:51] You're taking a cheap shot, but it's a good cheap shot.
[00:24:54] Couple big numbers.
[00:25:00] 31.
[00:25:01] That's a cheap shot, but...
[00:25:02] 31.
[00:25:03] Hey, could have been worse.
[00:25:06] Okay.
[00:25:07] And now it's Orcas' turn.
[00:25:09] So he is going to...
[00:25:14] Actually I have a bonus action.
[00:25:15] I can move my...
[00:25:17] Yes.
[00:25:18] Yeah, so I will bring...
[00:25:19] I'll just bring it to the bugger.
[00:25:21] Okay.
[00:25:22] I almost forgot that it was there and he'll take a swipe with the spiritual.
[00:25:27] It's... yeah, 15 on the die, so it's gonna be plus...
[00:25:31] It has an AC of 15.
[00:25:33] Okay, so it hits.
[00:25:35] And then it's a D8 plus my spell casting modifier.
[00:25:39] So the seven, so another 12 damage.
[00:25:44] 12 damage exactly.
[00:25:47] Sweet.
[00:25:48] I dropped it.
[00:25:49] That is the lowest one.
[00:25:51] And then I'm gonna use my 15 feet to back away from Buff Met.
[00:25:56] Chicken shit.
[00:25:57] Coward.
[00:25:58] Fuck off.
[00:25:59] Okay, so this goes...
[00:26:02] Okay, so now it's Orcas' turn.
[00:26:04] No, it's way more impressive than that.
[00:26:07] He's a Minotaur.
[00:26:09] It's the full bull.
[00:26:14] As he turns and prepares to charge...
[00:26:17] I'm not into the pan.
[00:26:18] He's not in threatened range of my flail, is he?
[00:26:20] Who?
[00:26:21] You know all this moving around?
[00:26:22] Shroeder.
[00:26:23] I can't tell the distance from where you need to go.
[00:26:25] He is 15 feet away at the moment.
[00:26:28] He would have been further away than that.
[00:26:30] Say 15 feet is my range.
[00:26:32] Okay, well then take me that way.
[00:26:34] 15 feet.
[00:26:35] You put me inside the thing.
[00:26:37] I did.
[00:26:38] That was the old Orcas' line.
[00:26:39] He were right here, so 15 feet would be here.
[00:26:41] Oh, am I just inside the...
[00:26:43] Just inside the door.
[00:26:45] Okay, okay.
[00:26:46] Orcas is attacking.
[00:26:48] Not very well.
[00:26:49] He rolls a 23.
[00:26:52] I believe it's Buff Met.
[00:26:55] And I'll roll the second attack.
[00:26:57] And that's better.
[00:26:59] Buff Met is a 22.
[00:27:00] So he hits with both of them.
[00:27:04] So, 6d8, bludgeoning...
[00:27:10] 29 points of bludgeoning damage.
[00:27:13] Hit him in the face!
[00:27:15] In the face.
[00:27:16] And now...
[00:27:21] Yeah.
[00:27:22] 4d12, necrotic damage.
[00:27:28] Double.
[00:27:29] That's 30...
[00:27:31] So it's 37, so that would be...
[00:27:34] 74.
[00:27:35] 74 necrotic damage.
[00:27:36] God damn.
[00:27:37] How am I looking?
[00:27:38] Still up?
[00:27:40] I mean, yeah, but not pretty.
[00:27:43] You gotta be hurting.
[00:27:44] That is officially bloodied.
[00:27:46] Yeah!
[00:27:48] And that would end Orcas' turn,
[00:27:50] which would end the creeping death.
[00:27:52] Actually, the bludgeoning damage would have bloodied him.
[00:27:56] Oh, okay.
[00:27:57] Yeah.
[00:27:58] So I'm no longer vulnerable to...
[00:28:00] No, that would end.
[00:28:01] Correct.
[00:28:02] Shorter executed that exactly the way
[00:28:04] that it's supposed to be done.
[00:28:05] Yep, roll off.
[00:28:06] 17.
[00:28:09] 13.
[00:28:10] It was on a corner.
[00:28:12] Damn it, I really need one of these.
[00:28:14] Alright, we'll do this heart cleaver attack again
[00:28:17] against Orcas.
[00:28:19] Orcas?
[00:28:21] Fuck him up.
[00:28:22] To 15 on the die.
[00:28:23] Yep.
[00:28:24] So it's gonna hit.
[00:28:25] More like Dorcas.
[00:28:28] No, I'm really scared if Orcas continues to live.
[00:28:31] Please hit him, Lucas.
[00:28:32] Hit him many, many, many times.
[00:28:34] 31 slashing?
[00:28:37] I am more afraid of Orcas than I am
[00:28:39] of anything else on this board currently.
[00:28:41] He is pretty nasty.
[00:28:43] By a factor.
[00:28:45] Attack number one is 13 on the die.
[00:28:50] It's gonna hit.
[00:28:52] Yep.
[00:28:53] You have to roll pretty shit to not hit it.
[00:28:55] Yeah, that's what I figured.
[00:28:57] You got a plus 17?
[00:28:58] Yeah.
[00:28:59] You need to roll five or better.
[00:29:01] 25 slashing on that one.
[00:29:04] Natural 20 on the bite.
[00:29:06] I like to hear that.
[00:29:10] I call bullshit.
[00:29:11] There's no way you're adding that that fast.
[00:29:13] 28 piercing?
[00:29:16] 28 piercing?
[00:29:17] He just looked at his sheet and said
[00:29:18] pick a big number off of it.
[00:29:21] 14 on the gore.
[00:29:28] 23.
[00:29:30] 23 damage?
[00:29:31] Yeah, piercing.
[00:29:33] Ooh, that's kicking you in the dick a little bit too.
[00:29:36] It crunches him down.
[00:29:37] I think you're...
[00:29:38] It's gonna take me like two more rounds to actually really not hit.
[00:29:40] Yeah, he's got more hit points than you are,
[00:29:42] like Hazard to guess.
[00:29:44] Orcas is bloodied.
[00:29:45] Oh yeah, no, I'm sure he is.
[00:29:48] Next.
[00:29:49] Roll off.
[00:29:50] Oh, Lucas, what are you doing?
[00:29:53] I forgot to take my own turn, didn't I?
[00:29:55] Yeah, she did.
[00:29:56] I'm not worried about these dudes.
[00:29:58] Throw the lever, conk!
[00:30:00] Um, shit, I don't know.
[00:30:03] Keep making shit happen.
[00:30:05] Keep it cracka-lackin'.
[00:30:08] I mean, I throw spells,
[00:30:09] but then I gotta roll on the ferris-rest.
[00:30:11] Yep.
[00:30:12] So is it worth it?
[00:30:13] It's only a 5% chance.
[00:30:15] What's the worst that could happen?
[00:30:17] I don't actually know how far away I am.
[00:30:19] You could help out Troy,
[00:30:21] which wouldn't be a bad idea.
[00:30:23] That's true.
[00:30:24] I can actually do that.
[00:30:26] I can do this.
[00:30:27] I can do this.
[00:30:28] Fireball!
[00:30:29] How big of a thing is that?
[00:30:31] I was gonna say just don't do AoE
[00:30:32] because he's currently grappled if I remember correctly.
[00:30:35] No.
[00:30:36] Actually, if you want to do that,
[00:30:38] you can do that.
[00:30:39] Oh, yeah.
[00:30:41] He just fireballs and nukes all of our guys on top.
[00:30:45] I mean, the problem is it's the ones that are like,
[00:30:48] in a line or not on the AoE
[00:30:50] are like higher level spells.
[00:30:52] You can do a line?
[00:30:54] Sure, why not?
[00:30:56] But you know what,
[00:30:57] I got this newfangled spell.
[00:30:59] Let's just use it.
[00:31:00] You had the spell sniper.
[00:31:02] Yeah, but it has to be a tax spell.
[00:31:05] Most of my spells have a save to them.
[00:31:07] Give me a con save
[00:31:09] on the thing that's fighting Troy's character.
[00:31:12] What's that?
[00:31:13] What's that? I'm sorry.
[00:31:14] Con save from the Galavair Zoo.
[00:31:16] The Galavagool over here.
[00:31:18] The Galavagool.
[00:31:19] That's a pretty bad roll.
[00:31:20] That's pretty shit.
[00:31:21] Yeah, it's gotta...
[00:31:22] I imagine it has a good save.
[00:31:23] It doesn't have that good of a save.
[00:31:25] What's your DC?
[00:31:26] Oh yeah, no.
[00:31:28] No shot that it makes an 18.
[00:31:30] I don't think there's any way it makes that.
[00:31:32] No, 13.
[00:31:33] Boom.
[00:31:34] I just clustered.
[00:31:36] You send negative energy course
[00:31:38] and through a creature that you can see within range
[00:31:40] causing it to serian pain.
[00:31:41] Serian pain, the target must make a constitution
[00:31:43] same with who it takes.
[00:31:44] 7d8 plus 30 necrotic.
[00:31:47] Nice.
[00:31:48] Roll your dice.
[00:31:49] 7d8.
[00:31:50] Does it have more than 30 health?
[00:31:52] Yes.
[00:31:53] Okay.
[00:31:54] Does it have more than 50 health?
[00:31:59] Let's just do four at a time here.
[00:32:01] I got five right here.
[00:32:02] There's four at each seven total.
[00:32:07] Fun sound.
[00:32:09] When you do it, not the begin.
[00:32:12] Give it time.
[00:32:13] Fuck you.
[00:32:17] 31 plus 30, so 61.
[00:32:20] Nice.
[00:32:21] Just a solid hit.
[00:32:22] Did I kill it?
[00:32:23] No.
[00:32:24] Damn.
[00:32:25] No, but you punched it in the mouth, which is good.
[00:32:27] You nailed it for almost half of its health.
[00:32:30] That's pretty clutch for Troy up there with just a bunch of mooks.
[00:32:35] Welcome, Troy.
[00:32:36] Thanks.
[00:32:37] Does it drop, Troy?
[00:32:38] No.
[00:32:39] Does it drop trow?
[00:32:40] No.
[00:32:42] It has no trow.
[00:32:43] Just out of this.
[00:32:44] That's why it's so angry.
[00:32:45] Yeah, he's naked.
[00:32:46] No wonder he's pissed off.
[00:32:47] It's hot down here.
[00:32:48] He doesn't care about hot.
[00:32:52] That's it.
[00:32:53] Roll off.
[00:32:54] You know, I remember the discussion to the Horde of the Dragon Queen with Matt about dragon dicks.
[00:33:01] I'm curious about demon genitalia.
[00:33:04] There's probably websites for that.
[00:33:06] I know.
[00:33:07] I don't want to look.
[00:33:08] Did you already do boffam it?
[00:33:09] He did it first by accident, so yeah, you guys can roll for your actions.
[00:33:13] Okay.
[00:33:15] 14.
[00:33:17] 9.
[00:33:18] I bite all the things, Jeff.
[00:33:20] Okay.
[00:33:21] Everything within 10 feet.
[00:33:23] Oh, you bite everything within 10 feet?
[00:33:25] Yes.
[00:33:26] That includes you.
[00:33:27] Including Kira.
[00:33:28] Yeah, no.
[00:33:29] Why would Yinogu not do that?
[00:33:31] No, totally.
[00:33:32] That is his most powerful attack.
[00:33:33] Absolutely.
[00:33:34] You want me to roll one attack?
[00:33:36] Roll three.
[00:33:37] Okay.
[00:33:38] One for Demogorgon.
[00:33:39] Is that one called Savage?
[00:33:41] Yeah.
[00:33:42] That's a...
[00:33:45] That's plus 16, so it's a 27.
[00:33:47] Hit.
[00:33:48] The next one is a 27.
[00:33:50] Hit.
[00:33:51] And the third one is a crit one.
[00:33:53] It's 12.
[00:33:55] You miss, Kira.
[00:33:57] You want to know why?
[00:33:58] It's my player killing die.
[00:33:59] Boom.
[00:34:01] Demogorgon and a whole bunch of little demons get snipped in.
[00:34:05] Snipped in by your bite.
[00:34:07] Yeah, no.
[00:34:08] I just keep imagining you just keep pushing more of those yellow tokens out of the way.
[00:34:11] Well, fucking deep.
[00:34:12] Do I get my thing when I kill it as well?
[00:34:15] Yeah.
[00:34:16] Perfect.
[00:34:17] Well, it is a bonus action on your turn.
[00:34:19] Okay.
[00:34:20] Just checking.
[00:34:21] Making sure, because otherwise I'd be really fucking things up.
[00:34:23] So the first thing I hit gets the 4d10 plus 9.
[00:34:26] That's Demogorgon.
[00:34:27] Demogorgon.
[00:34:29] That's 10, 15, 24 damage from the bite.
[00:34:36] Second bite.
[00:34:38] 10, 21, 30 damage from that bite.
[00:34:42] 30 for the little demons?
[00:34:45] For whatever I hit second.
[00:34:46] You had me roll three.
[00:34:47] Yeah, that was all the little demons that they were attacking.
[00:34:50] Fair enough.
[00:34:51] So yeah, you nail a bunch of them.
[00:34:53] I don't know.
[00:34:54] I feel like that's what I would get in the middle and just fucking...
[00:35:00] Troy, you're up.
[00:35:02] How does that thing look?
[00:35:04] Pretty rough, just about bloodied.
[00:35:07] You are grappled, right?
[00:35:08] Correct.
[00:35:09] You can try and get free.
[00:35:11] You can attack, you can whatever you want.
[00:35:13] Thunder wave.
[00:35:15] Okay.
[00:35:16] I need a con save please.
[00:35:20] That's on a quarter.
[00:35:23] Fail.
[00:35:24] There's two fail con saves for this dude.
[00:35:26] With the same mountain of time I rolled.
[00:35:34] 18 and you are pushed 10 feet away.
[00:35:40] I'm going to give you a strength check.
[00:35:43] Well, I'm going to make him roll a strength check to hang on to you.
[00:35:47] Okay.
[00:35:48] Because if he does, you're going over the side of the tower with him.
[00:35:51] A post or just a straight up check?
[00:35:53] No, it's just a strength check to keep his grip.
[00:35:57] You want a strength check or a strength save?
[00:35:59] What do you think?
[00:36:00] Check.
[00:36:02] Single damage.
[00:36:03] Spell save DC.
[00:36:04] Mine?
[00:36:06] What is it?
[00:36:07] 18.
[00:36:08] He drops you.
[00:36:09] Got a 14.
[00:36:10] He falls off the tower?
[00:36:11] Yeah, he gets blown over the side.
[00:36:13] Falling damage.
[00:36:14] 3d6 damage.
[00:36:15] Actually no.
[00:36:16] No.
[00:36:17] It wouldn't take falling damage.
[00:36:19] Huh?
[00:36:20] It wouldn't take falling damage?
[00:36:21] Nope.
[00:36:22] Non-magical physical damage.
[00:36:24] Immune.
[00:36:28] That's all I care about.
[00:36:29] That's all I care about.
[00:36:30] Yeah, that's all I care about.
[00:36:32] Uh...
[00:36:35] It's good use of first level spell.
[00:36:39] Yeah, I don't have any bonus action.
[00:36:42] Demogorgon.
[00:36:44] He got like 100s of markers or something.
[00:36:46] Okie dokie.
[00:36:50] 23 to hit.
[00:36:52] Hyena, man.
[00:36:54] 23?
[00:36:55] Yeah.
[00:36:56] That'll hit.
[00:36:57] That's not the right day.
[00:36:59] That's the shitty roll.
[00:37:00] It's better.
[00:37:01] 19.
[00:37:02] Hold on for 36.
[00:37:04] 36.
[00:37:05] 45.
[00:37:06] Bludgeoning.
[00:37:07] Con-save please.
[00:37:08] Pretty good.
[00:37:10] 45.
[00:37:11] Bludgeoning to...
[00:37:12] Iroden 11 on the con-save, so...
[00:37:16] He said 45, so that's what?
[00:37:18] That's a pass.
[00:37:20] Yeah.
[00:37:21] Ok.
[00:37:22] So 25.
[00:37:23] I was helping you with the 45, so 120.
[00:37:24] Thank you.
[00:37:25] I had forgotten what it was.
[00:37:26] I know you get...
[00:37:27] It just means he doesn't get the...
[00:37:30] The direction.
[00:37:31] The direction.
[00:37:32] The reduction.
[00:37:33] I rolled the wrong thing.
[00:37:34] He had a relative 20 first.
[00:37:36] 14 plus middle hit.
[00:37:39] Yeah, I mean these guys are plus 15.
[00:37:41] Oh, 30 something.
[00:37:42] Sorry, it took me a minute to realize what you were doing.
[00:37:45] I'm getting tired, I apologize.
[00:37:47] 18 that time, plus 9, so 27.
[00:37:50] Another save though.
[00:37:51] Another save please.
[00:37:54] 19.
[00:37:55] Ok.
[00:37:56] Alright, roll off.
[00:37:58] Yeah, roll off for the three of you.
[00:38:00] 12.
[00:38:01] 5.
[00:38:02] 9.
[00:38:03] You got it?
[00:38:04] Ooh.
[00:38:06] You only got one left, right?
[00:38:08] Yeah, no I can't.
[00:38:09] I can't savage again.
[00:38:16] Yeah, I guess I will...
[00:38:18] I'll hit Demogorgon.
[00:38:20] I'll use Swannilkira.
[00:38:22] Oh come on, Nelkira.
[00:38:24] I thought about it.
[00:38:25] I will use Swadaway.
[00:38:27] Ok.
[00:38:28] So Flail Attack.
[00:38:30] That's a 29 or 30 to hit, so I'm going to imagine it hits.
[00:38:35] I'm going to go ahead and do the extra bludgeoning damage with the Flail.
[00:38:39] And he needs to make a 24 strength saving throw off of this.
[00:38:44] You want to roll that Troy?
[00:38:50] There we go baby.
[00:38:51] Nope, nope.
[00:38:52] Three on the die.
[00:38:54] Fail.
[00:38:55] Does he fail by... is his roll 19 or less?
[00:38:58] I rolled a three.
[00:39:00] Yes.
[00:39:01] He falls prone.
[00:39:02] Ooh.
[00:39:03] He also takes 10, 20, 30 to 38, 9 and 8, 47 points of damage from the Flail.
[00:39:13] On a 4d12 I rolled 10, 10, 12 and 6.
[00:39:18] Nice.
[00:39:19] And he's prone.
[00:39:20] Nice.
[00:39:21] Is he also bleddy?
[00:39:23] No.
[00:39:24] All of our Demon Lords have taken a lot of damage.
[00:39:27] Oh yeah?
[00:39:28] You're actually keeping fairly good pace on each other.
[00:39:32] There's only one that hasn't been hitting near as much as the others.
[00:39:35] That was only his legendary action.
[00:39:37] That was your legendary?
[00:39:38] Yep.
[00:39:39] It's not even his turn.
[00:39:40] Nope, that was after Troy's turn, right?
[00:39:41] Correct.
[00:39:42] So the bow rug and whatever the fuck else?
[00:39:45] Unless you just want to skip ahead?
[00:39:47] Did you get tired?
[00:39:48] Demogorgon can take an opportunity attack.
[00:39:52] Right, it'll be a disadvantage.
[00:39:55] Oh interesting.
[00:39:56] Okay, fair enough.
[00:39:57] That's a lot.
[00:39:58] Okay.
[00:39:59] Roll again.
[00:40:01] But he stays in my threat range?
[00:40:03] As Yinagoo.
[00:40:05] He stays in my threat range.
[00:40:06] Yes.
[00:40:07] Demogorgon's fucking huge.
[00:40:09] I can't see half the board.
[00:40:11] Right.
[00:40:12] Got a point.
[00:40:14] So me figuring out exactly where Yinagoo's square is from my side is literally impossible.
[00:40:21] The Batlor Demon is going to go after Kira.
[00:40:25] Kraty is...
[00:40:27] Bring it, fucker!
[00:40:28] Let's go!
[00:40:29] Let's dance, because if you didn't come to me I was gonna come to you.
[00:40:34] You shall not pass, you son of a bitch.
[00:40:37] You haven't taken a... you haven't gone reckless, have you?
[00:40:42] No, you've not.
[00:40:43] On my less attack, yes I did.
[00:40:46] Oh, you did against the...
[00:40:48] I did.
[00:40:49] You get a...
[00:40:51] Sword?
[00:40:52] Nope.
[00:40:53] Are you supposed to get a reaction whenever he comes into your threat range?
[00:40:58] Only if he's in his stance.
[00:41:00] Oh, okay.
[00:41:01] That's a 23 to hit.
[00:41:03] His B-boy stance?
[00:41:05] I think my AC is 18.
[00:41:07] It's 18 plus the 2.
[00:41:09] I was making sure nothing else gets added to it.
[00:41:10] So yeah, my AC is 20, so you hit.
[00:41:15] 29 points of slashing damage.
[00:41:18] So 14.
[00:41:21] 15 points of electric.
[00:41:23] Lightning?
[00:41:24] So...
[00:41:25] So, would that be 7?
[00:41:27] So I'm at 21?
[00:41:28] Yep.
[00:41:29] Whip?
[00:41:31] That's gonna hit.
[00:41:33] I think...
[00:41:34] 6 and 3D.
[00:41:38] 15 points of slashing.
[00:41:41] It's minus another 7.
[00:41:43] And 14 points of fire.
[00:41:45] Minus another 7.
[00:41:47] And also...
[00:41:49] No, also.
[00:41:51] 9 points of fire from his aura.
[00:41:54] Lame.
[00:41:56] Hold on.
[00:41:57] So minus 9, so let me do the full damage for...
[00:41:59] Okay, so I know I'm there, but let me check something.
[00:42:02] There's something else.
[00:42:04] I had it pulled up for when I first got attacked, but that was 2 hours ago.
[00:42:08] The fuck is the...
[00:42:11] Well, I won't make you do it at this point because it would be a bunch to go back and do.
[00:42:16] You have disadvantage on attack rolls against me, I believe, because of my protection from Evelyn Good?
[00:42:20] That is true.
[00:42:21] I would have rolled straight, but either way, I would have hit.
[00:42:24] Fair enough.
[00:42:25] Alright, I just wanted to check that.
[00:42:26] I didn't know what all that amulet did because I just wrote down protection from fiends.
[00:42:29] So I didn't write down anything else.
[00:42:31] It's disadvantage to hit, can't be possessed, things like that.
[00:42:34] Okay, got it.
[00:42:36] That's it for them.
[00:42:38] I'm curious to turn it.
[00:42:40] You're watching the Gutbusters charge out and tackle the smaller demons.
[00:42:46] They're going to town.
[00:42:48] Oh fuck yeah, they are.
[00:42:50] Yeah, I mean this is everything that Kira ever wanted to see from the Gutbusters.
[00:42:54] Well yeah.
[00:42:55] It is Grady's turn.
[00:42:57] Alright, fucker.
[00:42:59] Let's dance.
[00:43:01] Put on your red shoes and dance.
[00:43:06] Attack recklessly.
[00:43:09] Let's see how hard he is to hit first.
[00:43:12] Is this the baller?
[00:43:14] Yeah, well fuck yeah it is.
[00:43:16] What else am I going to fight, Jeff?
[00:43:18] Well let's get through the baller first.
[00:43:21] I mean the baller is enough.
[00:43:24] Do I get any bonus to hit?
[00:43:27] I only get bonus to damage from rage, right?
[00:43:29] Correct.
[00:43:30] Okay.
[00:43:31] 18 to hit.
[00:43:32] Miss.
[00:43:34] Swing again.
[00:43:37] That hopefully hits.
[00:43:38] That's a 26.
[00:43:39] That'll hit.
[00:43:41] It's still a d10.
[00:43:44] I'm also going to use a d8 to maneuver a Gutbuster more opportunity wise.
[00:43:50] I don't think any of you fuckers want to move or need to move.
[00:43:52] I'll move.
[00:43:53] Okay, you get a move 15 feet for your reaction.
[00:43:56] Move me 15 feet towards the baller.
[00:43:58] So do d10 plus d8 plus 8.
[00:44:03] Good.
[00:44:04] 16.
[00:44:05] So 24 radiant damage on that hit.
[00:44:09] I get another attack from haste.
[00:44:13] 18 to hit, which I think you told me miss before right?
[00:44:16] Miss.
[00:44:17] Action surge means I get two more attacks, right?
[00:44:20] Correct.
[00:44:21] You want to use that before you do your action surge?
[00:44:23] Add a d8 to that last attack.
[00:44:25] Oh, 18 plus a d8.
[00:44:27] That will hit.
[00:44:28] Okay.
[00:44:29] Good call Lucas thank you.
[00:44:30] You're welcome.
[00:44:31] So if that hits, if anybody wants to maneuver again, I'll use a second superiority die because
[00:44:35] I'm just going to keep chunking this fucker away with radiant damage.
[00:44:38] So d10 plus d8 plus 8 on another hit.
[00:44:43] That's 8 and 7 is 15.
[00:44:44] That's another 20 radiant damage on the baller.
[00:44:47] So now I action surge.
[00:44:50] Attack number four.
[00:44:52] Yup.
[00:44:53] That's a 23 to hit.
[00:44:55] That'll hit.
[00:44:56] Anybody else want to maneuver?
[00:44:58] I maneuver a Gutbuster.
[00:45:00] A Gutbuster goes jumping onto the back of Yinago.
[00:45:04] Perfect.
[00:45:05] That's another 23 radiant damage to the baller.
[00:45:08] And one more swing.
[00:45:12] That's a 23 to hit.
[00:45:16] Yup.
[00:45:17] I will use my last superiority die because I'll burn all four of them to get the extra d8 on all of it.
[00:45:23] No, that's a shit roll.
[00:45:24] Damn it.
[00:45:25] You don't have like a cleave through to hit Yinago as well?
[00:45:28] 12 damage Jeff.
[00:45:30] 12 more radiant damage.
[00:45:31] That's a good bite.
[00:45:32] That's not as much as I wanted to do but that's...
[00:45:34] That ain't bad.
[00:45:35] No, no, that's almost 80 damage.
[00:45:37] That's consistent radiant damage.
[00:45:40] I think I've done everything except for a bonus action, right?
[00:45:43] Your bonus...
[00:45:44] Yeah, because...
[00:45:46] Because action surge is not a bonus.
[00:45:49] Nope.
[00:45:50] What do we get left?
[00:45:51] You haven't really been hit so second wind is out.
[00:45:55] I can...
[00:45:56] I'll go ahead and use tunnel fighter just because I feel like it's appropriate even though it doesn't matter with the baler.
[00:46:02] Because I like to imagine that in the middle of fighting this fucking baler,
[00:46:05] she's just swinging this glaive around taking out dretches and shit as they walk by and just fucking owning goddamn face.
[00:46:13] Okay, on to Yinago.
[00:46:16] Ah, Yinago's...
[00:46:17] Get advantage on him because of that.
[00:46:18] Yinago's a dog.
[00:46:19] He's going to go for the thing that he just hit and gets advantage on.
[00:46:23] He's going to tear Troy's fucking throat out.
[00:46:26] Makes sense.
[00:46:28] I'm going to do two flail attacks, the multi-attack to start at Troy.
[00:46:33] I do get advantage so even if I roll like shit...
[00:46:36] Wish you wouldn't say Troy.
[00:46:37] Sorry, Troy.
[00:46:39] Troy the Demogorgon.
[00:46:41] First one hits, I will use my extra damage on it.
[00:46:45] So 40, 12 plus 9.
[00:46:49] That's another really good hit.
[00:46:50] Well, it's middling I guess.
[00:46:52] 22, 27.
[00:46:55] It's 36 damage from the first flail strike.
[00:46:59] Second flail attack.
[00:47:04] Ooh, 22 to hit him.
[00:47:06] That hits exactly.
[00:47:08] Nice.
[00:47:09] That's 2d12 plus 9.
[00:47:12] That's 14 so plus 9 so another 23 damage.
[00:47:17] Is there a mook I can hit?
[00:47:19] Oh yeah.
[00:47:20] You know.
[00:47:21] You can hit Kira.
[00:47:22] You can hit the baler.
[00:47:23] Nah, something's going to go down on one hit.
[00:47:25] I know.
[00:47:26] Yeah, you can get something.
[00:47:27] So now I get to move and bite.
[00:47:31] I'm not going to move though because I'm just going to tear his goddamn throat out.
[00:47:34] You don't have to move.
[00:47:35] You can move.
[00:47:36] No, no, I would consider biting and then moving but if I have to move and then bite
[00:47:40] I'm not going to because I'm going to tear his throat out.
[00:47:43] And so I roll with advantage.
[00:47:46] That's a 31 to hit the bite.
[00:47:50] Strangely enough, 31 misses.
[00:47:52] 40, 10.
[00:47:53] So fucking weird.
[00:47:54] Prime numbers man.
[00:47:55] Who fucking knew?
[00:47:57] 40, 10 plus 9 so that's 10, 23, 24, another 33 damage on the bite.
[00:48:05] Jeez.
[00:48:07] That's demogorgon though man.
[00:48:08] I'm going to have to do a fuck.
[00:48:09] I'm doing it but I got to do a fuck ton of damage.
[00:48:12] I had to build an up.
[00:48:13] Yeah we'll see.
[00:48:14] I'm going to do something stupid.
[00:48:16] My superiority die is now zero.
[00:48:17] Please do.
[00:48:18] I'm all good with that.
[00:48:20] Well.
[00:48:21] I had to roll off for a legendary.
[00:48:24] Me.
[00:48:25] Although I felt like that was a good one.
[00:48:27] That's 20.
[00:48:29] See you man.
[00:48:30] Shorter, do your damage.
[00:48:34] Can I just get one?
[00:48:35] Man.
[00:48:38] What is poison damage too?
[00:48:41] Not much to other demon lards.
[00:48:44] I mean Jeff kind of has set this up kind of perfectly.
[00:48:47] You just want to keep punching each other in the fucking floor.
[00:48:49] Yeah I mean.
[00:48:52] Because even if I use my creeping death I'm not going to really.
[00:48:56] Nah fuck it.
[00:48:57] I'm going to use my creeping death on.
[00:48:59] Yeah no.
[00:49:00] Yeah 100%.
[00:49:01] Yeah I'll use my creeping death on boffamette.
[00:49:04] Cool.
[00:49:05] That's a big one.
[00:49:06] That's a vulnerable and necrotic thing doing necrotic.
[00:49:07] Oh that's vulnerable.
[00:49:08] Okay yeah that's 100% what you should do.
[00:49:13] Lucas roll me a d100.
[00:49:15] Oh that's right.
[00:49:16] I'm still waiting for this part to butt fuck us.
[00:49:19] I really am.
[00:49:20] 17.
[00:49:21] The 17 fuck us?
[00:49:23] The odd 8 was fine.
[00:49:24] You summon copies of all your enemies.
[00:49:28] 17 must fuck us.
[00:49:29] It doesn't fuck you.
[00:49:30] I feel like the machine is supposed to help us.
[00:49:32] It was the d100 chart.
[00:49:34] I mean there is very interesting stuff on this.
[00:49:38] This is one of them.
[00:49:41] Oh good for you Lucas.
[00:49:43] One, two, three, four.
[00:49:46] Yeah four.
[00:49:48] Roll me a d4.
[00:49:49] Me?
[00:49:50] Yup.
[00:49:51] Ooh interesting.
[00:49:52] It's not me apparently.
[00:49:54] One.
[00:49:57] Okay.
[00:49:58] Oh no I know what it is.
[00:50:00] I think I know what it is.
[00:50:01] No you don't.
[00:50:02] I don't okay.
[00:50:03] I was just taking a guess.
[00:50:04] Because he counted two on Troy and Troy's lost two characters so I thought maybe a couple of characters are coming back from the dead.
[00:50:08] That'd be fun.
[00:50:09] One.
[00:50:10] Who comes back?
[00:50:12] You're playing with fucking time and space here.
[00:50:14] Well it sucks if it's one of Troy's because he doesn't even have his regular character.
[00:50:24] He's kicking a fucking wind tonight.
[00:50:26] One, I bet one is Malveas.
[00:50:28] The hollow interior of the engine flickers with crimson light until the end of its turn.
[00:50:33] Whereupon one dead character or NPC of the DM's choice is restored to life as though subjected to the resurrection spell.
[00:50:41] Somebody look up resurrection for me.
[00:50:43] The revived creature appears in a safe unoccupied space within 120 feet of the engine.
[00:50:50] Pretty sure resurrection is you come back as right before you die.
[00:50:55] There's never seen resurrection.
[00:50:56] And true resurrection.
[00:50:58] So resurrection, you touch a dead creature that has been dead for no more than a century that didn't die of old age and that isn't undead.
[00:51:04] The spell if it is soul is free and willing the target returns to life with all of its hit points.
[00:51:11] The spell neutralizes any poisons and cures normal diseases afflicting the creature when it died.
[00:51:17] It doesn't however remove magical diseases and curses.
[00:51:21] The spell closes all mortal wounds and restores any missing body parts.
[00:51:25] Coming back from the dead is an ordeal.
[00:51:27] The target takes minus 4 penalty to all attack rolls, saving throws and ability checks.
[00:51:31] Every time the target finishes a long rest, the penalty is reduced by 1 until it disappears.
[00:51:36] Casting this spell restore life.
[00:51:39] At the top of the stairs in front of the maze engine out of danger, everything like that, Mavaeus appears butt ass naked.
[00:51:49] What the fuck?
[00:51:51] What the fuck is this guy?
[00:51:53] Uh guys?
[00:51:55] Just cranking this engine.
[00:51:57] I don't know. I assume it's a crank gun.
[00:51:59] I like to... you're blowing on like a harmonica or something while umpying your legs together with some cymbals.
[00:52:05] He's totally like stretched out one way turning a crank, blowing into a tube over here.
[00:52:11] One foot going on a pedal.
[00:52:13] Here's the question.
[00:52:14] Dr. Seuss created this thing.
[00:52:16] Would Lucas' character know who Mavaeus?
[00:52:19] Absolutely.
[00:52:20] No fucking clue.
[00:52:21] There was a potential he would have saw us when we went into the first fight with that beholder.
[00:52:27] Oh, that's true. Make me a history check, Lucas.
[00:52:30] Boy oh boy.
[00:52:32] This character wouldn't.
[00:52:34] This character came in after the beholder fight. He was one of the slaves.
[00:52:38] After the first fight?
[00:52:40] 14?
[00:52:41] Yeah. You at least know that's one of the guys who came in didn't come out.
[00:52:46] What the fuck is this guy doing here?
[00:52:48] Uh, guys...
[00:52:50] I was like crash crash oompa oompa slang being...
[00:52:55] He's like no you gotta give a little more of the tambourine.
[00:52:58] Twist that no...
[00:53:00] The Modron's just over there humping a socket.
[00:53:04] Let's do it all handle.
[00:53:06] Keep in time, keep in time.
[00:53:09] Schroeder, you're up.
[00:53:11] Excuse me, naked man. Do something.
[00:53:14] You gonna do whatever you're gonna do with Orgas first?
[00:53:16] You're gonna do whatever crazy bullshit you were gonna do.
[00:53:18] I was gonna do crazy bullshit.
[00:53:19] Mavaeus will act on your turn.
[00:53:20] Okay.
[00:53:21] I don't know what he's gonna do.
[00:53:23] I don't either.
[00:53:24] But...
[00:53:25] You got a second character with no sheet you can play.
[00:53:27] Cast Familiar and then make it do damage for you since you don't have anything.
[00:53:32] Just a five.
[00:53:33] I mean you can pick up any kind of weapon laying here.
[00:53:35] Can you move...
[00:53:37] Ertland to where he lines up the Balmora.
[00:53:42] The Baylor.
[00:53:43] Or the Baylor...
[00:53:45] We've called five things.
[00:53:46] Yinagoo and Demogorgon in a straight line.
[00:53:52] I don't know that you're going to get that.
[00:53:54] Demogorgon's laying down so I don't know where...
[00:53:57] So you're gonna miss him anyway.
[00:53:58] That's not true.
[00:53:59] It's a straight line.
[00:54:00] It doesn't mean it has to be perfect.
[00:54:02] Okay, what are you doing?
[00:54:03] I'm firing a lightning bolt through all of them.
[00:54:05] Okay.
[00:54:06] At a sixth level.
[00:54:07] Sweet.
[00:54:08] It's not bad.
[00:54:09] That's worth a shot.
[00:54:11] They all have to make deck safes.
[00:54:14] Yinagoo rolls.
[00:54:17] I rolled a crit one.
[00:54:19] It's not good.
[00:54:20] It's not.
[00:54:21] Demogorgon also has to roll.
[00:54:22] What am I rolling?
[00:54:23] A deck save but you're prone so I don't know if you...
[00:54:26] I don't know if it's a disadvantage.
[00:54:28] I presume it is.
[00:54:29] Probably.
[00:54:31] There's your disadvantage on attack rolls.
[00:54:33] It doesn't specify that you have disadvantage on a deck roll.
[00:54:36] Both of you roll with advantage.
[00:54:38] Oh.
[00:54:39] Then I got a fifteen.
[00:54:40] Oh, shit.
[00:54:42] Then I got an eighteen instead of a one.
[00:54:44] Can I have two deces?
[00:54:48] So both of you passed?
[00:54:50] Theoretically, yeah.
[00:54:52] I have an eighteen so...
[00:54:54] But you guys rolled like mid-teens before.
[00:54:56] Yeah, he rolled a fifteen and an eighteen without unmodified.
[00:54:59] So...
[00:55:01] We don't know what our deck safes are as Yinagoo and...
[00:55:04] Oh, you rolled fifteen and eighteen?
[00:55:06] Yeah.
[00:55:07] Yeah, you passed.
[00:55:08] Well I rolled a one until you told me to roll with advantage.
[00:55:12] Fuck this game.
[00:55:13] That's...
[00:55:14] You're facing...
[00:55:15] What about the balor or the...
[00:55:16] Balor.
[00:55:18] Balor is the thing I'm really kind of hoping that...
[00:55:20] His name's Finn.
[00:55:22] He has a demon.
[00:55:25] I'm not completely out of touch with the rest of you.
[00:55:27] That's only fifteen.
[00:55:28] So he takes the full damage?
[00:55:29] No.
[00:55:31] He's gonna be resistant, I'm sure.
[00:55:34] He has lightning as one of his powers.
[00:55:36] He may just be juicing his ass up.
[00:55:38] That's a six.
[00:55:39] It doesn't look very good from here.
[00:55:42] It's just only twenty-one damage.
[00:55:44] So that's ten and five to the demon lords.
[00:55:48] That sucks.
[00:55:51] Orcus.
[00:55:52] I thought it might do more damage than the ice storm.
[00:55:55] No, I still have a bonus action.
[00:55:56] Oh, I guess you do, sir.
[00:55:57] I'll use...
[00:55:59] I'm sorry.
[00:56:00] You said ten and five.
[00:56:02] It gets cut and then it gets cut again.
[00:56:04] Yeah, yeah.
[00:56:05] No, I come with you.
[00:56:06] Ten to...
[00:56:08] The balor.
[00:56:11] You can move it over and poke the balor.
[00:56:14] You can move it over and poke it.
[00:56:15] Just go get a little poke.
[00:56:17] Poke poke?
[00:56:19] Can you move my spiritual weapon over to the balor?
[00:56:23] That'll hit.
[00:56:24] It's a twenty-three.
[00:56:25] Yeah, that'll hit.
[00:56:28] For ten damage.
[00:56:29] Nice.
[00:56:31] I love this.
[00:56:33] Patrick Mahomes this season.
[00:56:34] Worst record in the NFL.
[00:56:36] Most in the NFL.
[00:56:38] Most incompletions.
[00:56:40] Average epic six per game has never beaten Jerichoff.
[00:56:44] He played one game.
[00:56:45] There's been one game played in the NFL so far this year.
[00:56:48] That's it.
[00:56:49] I moved, made my action, bonus action.
[00:56:51] Orcas.
[00:56:52] So now it's Orcas' turn.
[00:56:53] Orcas will attack Boffamette.
[00:56:55] Theoretically necrotic.
[00:56:57] Let's hug it out, man.
[00:56:58] Hug it out.
[00:57:00] So nine plus nineteen twenty-eight.
[00:57:02] It'll hit.
[00:57:03] Oh yeah.
[00:57:04] And three plus nineteen twenty-two.
[00:57:06] Hits exactly.
[00:57:08] I thought mine was a twenty-three.
[00:57:10] Yeah, that wasn't...
[00:57:11] Is it?
[00:57:12] That's what you told me.
[00:57:13] Boffamette?
[00:57:14] I thought mine was a twenty-three.
[00:57:15] It is twenty-two.
[00:57:16] Okay.
[00:57:17] Um, okay.
[00:57:18] Uh, so they're...
[00:57:19] Wishful thinking and bad math.
[00:57:21] You got to give the people what they want.
[00:57:24] So for the bludgeoning day...
[00:57:26] No.
[00:57:27] I can see your hit points from here.
[00:57:28] There ain't no way you're dead.
[00:57:29] If it's...
[00:57:30] If he hits me with necrotic because I'm a...
[00:57:32] You're vulnerable.
[00:57:33] ...vulnerable again.
[00:57:35] They...
[00:57:36] Ooh, nice.
[00:57:37] Apparently remastered the...
[00:57:38] Uh, twenty-six bludgeoning...
[00:57:39] Gargoyles game?
[00:57:41] Yep.
[00:57:42] What?
[00:57:43] Twenty-six bludgeoning.
[00:57:45] October 19th.
[00:57:49] Is it luck?
[00:57:50] Because like, we want these guys kind of dead.
[00:57:53] Thirty necrotic.
[00:57:54] That kind of...
[00:57:55] Sixty.
[00:57:56] No.
[00:57:57] Thirty is the doubled amount.
[00:57:58] Oh, okay.
[00:58:00] Did it?
[00:58:01] Was it still standing?
[00:58:02] Yeah.
[00:58:03] Oh, cool.
[00:58:04] Roll off.
[00:58:05] Unless you have something else.
[00:58:07] Nine.
[00:58:08] Fourteen.
[00:58:09] Troy.
[00:58:10] No.
[00:58:11] Lucas gets it.
[00:58:12] Fucking mother...
[00:58:13] What did you roll, Troy?
[00:58:14] Not a nineteen.
[00:58:15] I rolled a fifth fourteen.
[00:58:17] Well, who somebody rolled a nineteen, right?
[00:58:18] No, it's a nine.
[00:58:19] Fifteen.
[00:58:20] You got it.
[00:58:21] You got it.
[00:58:22] Do your legendary action.
[00:58:24] From the ground.
[00:58:25] You got it by one.
[00:58:29] I rolled fifteen damage on forty-twelve.
[00:58:31] Fucks man.
[00:58:33] Welcome to my world.
[00:58:35] D-12 suck.
[00:58:37] That's a lot of variability.
[00:58:38] Thirty to hit the hyena.
[00:58:40] He's rolling at disadvantage, not that it probably matters.
[00:58:43] Yep.
[00:58:44] Spin half your movement and stand up.
[00:58:45] Yeah, did you roll at disadvantage?
[00:58:46] Do I have to if I'm attacking with my tail?
[00:58:49] Yes.
[00:58:50] It's a melee attack.
[00:58:51] Okay.
[00:58:52] Then I stand up.
[00:58:53] You can't stand up for your legendary action.
[00:58:56] Natural twenty.
[00:58:57] There's a thirty hit.
[00:58:58] Yeah.
[00:58:59] Because he rolled a quick twenty on the second one.
[00:59:01] You never know.
[00:59:02] I always roll.
[00:59:03] Could've been a one.
[00:59:05] That would've been funny shit.
[00:59:06] Whipmy tail.
[00:59:08] If he rolled a one.
[00:59:09] Yeah.
[00:59:10] No, if he'd gotten a crit.
[00:59:11] Oh.
[00:59:12] That, because the tail is fucking mean.
[00:59:17] So it's thirty-four bludgeoning.
[00:59:25] And oh, the average twenty-two necrotic.
[00:59:29] I don't know how much time we got left on that thing.
[00:59:31] We haven't been playing that long.
[00:59:32] Yeah.
[00:59:33] We didn't start until almost nine.
[00:59:34] It feels like we have.
[00:59:35] It's a long battle.
[00:59:36] This is a long battle and I knew it was going to be.
[00:59:38] It's all right.
[00:59:39] Let's chop it up as much as we can.
[00:59:40] I'm not concerned.
[00:59:41] I'm not concerned.
[00:59:42] I've pried myself in cutting mid-battle.
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