Against all odds, the loud and unruly party has managed to subtly infiltrate Menzoberranzan without immediately being killed by hundreds of Drow. But the hard part of their journey still awaits. Will this contact assist them in entering Sorcere safely, or are they simply pawns in a game of drow houses?
We continue Out of the Abyss, a Dungeons and Dragons campaign.
Starring:
Cody as Kira Truesilver
Schroeder as Ertlan
Lucas as Jaren Everfell
Troy as Trogdor
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[00:00:30] Pretty bizarre, it is actually because it's deserted.
[00:00:41] You can see a full swath of destruction through the center of it.
[00:00:47] Something walked through here and shredded it.
[00:00:51] And I haven't got everything back together yet.
[00:00:53] I just imagine like giant Godzilla footprints and have to walk around hills.
[00:01:03] You saw Demigorgon.
[00:01:05] You saw Demigorgon, you know he's not like Godzilla-sized but he's big enough that he can tear a path through wherever he wants to go.
[00:01:15] Depends on which Godzilla.
[00:01:16] That's true.
[00:01:17] Is he more like King Kong sized?
[00:01:19] Again, depends on which King Kong.
[00:01:21] Trogdor and I can't remember for the life of me what Lucas characters is.
[00:01:28] Emerson.
[00:01:29] Emerson, Jaren.
[00:01:31] You hear...
[00:01:36] I mean it's not anywhere around where you are right now but you hear a plaque.
[00:01:42] And then a while later you hear from another direction two clacks.
[00:01:48] Sounds like somebody banging rocks together.
[00:01:52] Like some sort of Morris code.
[00:01:55] I don't know.
[00:01:57] Can you check or something?
[00:01:59] Which one?
[00:02:00] Your intelligence is high enough.
[00:02:03] You can at least figure out that it's a signal I can respond.
[00:02:07] They're communicating.
[00:02:08] Yeah, they're communicating.
[00:02:09] Somebody is.
[00:02:10] Right.
[00:02:12] Anything you guys are...
[00:02:14] I want to ass and I only ask of someone writing an invisible horse comes around the corner.
[00:02:19] No.
[00:02:20] Oh, no.
[00:02:24] Yep.
[00:02:25] Give me another charisma shirt or a group deception check.
[00:02:30] I was about to get a tag.
[00:02:34] 16.
[00:02:38] 17, Jeff.
[00:02:40] You know how high I have to roll to get a 17.
[00:02:42] Pretty fucking high.
[00:02:43] Yeah, 11.
[00:02:44] Okay.
[00:02:45] 19 total.
[00:02:46] Sweet.
[00:02:47] You guys are doing good.
[00:02:49] You make it through the bizarre as you're leaving the bizarre.
[00:02:54] We didn't get attacked.
[00:02:55] You know.
[00:02:56] Shocked.
[00:02:57] Unless you guys really fuck up I'm not going to throw like a patrol at you to say who the hell are you guys.
[00:03:03] I just figured somebody was going to rob us and they were signaling each other.
[00:03:07] As you get through to the other side of the bizarre.
[00:03:13] You find...
[00:03:15] You see this massive statue of law.
[00:03:19] Kind of like a water fountain type, shrine type, whatever.
[00:03:23] You see good offerings around them.
[00:03:25] Everything like that.
[00:03:27] Except it's spilling acid in not water.
[00:03:29] No, it's a spilling water.
[00:03:30] Water shooting out of all of our nips.
[00:03:33] Very stylish.
[00:03:34] It's classy.
[00:03:36] It doesn't appear damaged.
[00:03:38] No, this one looks in good shape.
[00:03:41] Okay.
[00:03:42] Rowling on?
[00:03:43] Another question I actually had about how I was going to ask earlier.
[00:03:46] Sure.
[00:03:47] Forgot.
[00:03:48] I said don't quite remember or maybe you slash no.
[00:03:50] Does Loth...
[00:03:53] I know it's a matriarchical society.
[00:03:56] Does Loth make it that way or does she really care who worships her?
[00:04:00] She absolutely cares who worships her.
[00:04:04] And the people in charge are given power by Loth to control everyone else.
[00:04:11] Okay, so she's specifically empowering women and...
[00:04:14] It's all priestesses.
[00:04:16] Specifically the matriarchies, right?
[00:04:18] The matriarchies are all high priestesses.
[00:04:20] Right.
[00:04:21] I didn't know how the funnel ran necessarily.
[00:04:23] So what do you mean?
[00:04:25] Like do they worship the God or does the God enforce the power?
[00:04:29] Yeah.
[00:04:31] Like was this...
[00:04:32] They worship the God and they enforce.
[00:04:35] Was this once a patriarchal society in it was overthrown?
[00:04:38] You know sort of thing, you know?
[00:04:40] I'm just trying to wonder motives here, especially with Loth being the only one that's left in the abyss.
[00:04:47] Like, just there's some oddness to some of that to me.
[00:04:52] What is that?
[00:04:54] Like, I don't know.
[00:04:56] What kind of offerings have been left, Jeff?
[00:04:59] You see coin, you see gems, severed dwarves feet.
[00:05:07] I mean that wouldn't be out of line.
[00:05:10] Something along those lines.
[00:05:14] It would probably be a severed health head.
[00:05:17] Is there anything...
[00:05:19] Are there material goods or is it predominantly coins and sacrifices?
[00:05:24] Yeah, sure.
[00:05:26] There's other stuff.
[00:05:28] People would throw down like...
[00:05:30] I don't know, I'm trying to think something that would make a decent honoring.
[00:05:34] You are...
[00:05:35] You're heading into the part of the city that is the merchants.
[00:05:38] The most it's going to be.
[00:05:40] There's some things like that.
[00:05:42] Merchants and tradesmen.
[00:05:43] So yeah, it wouldn't be out of line to find stuff like that set as offerings.
[00:05:48] Stuff they've crafted with their own hands or whatever.
[00:05:51] Sure.
[00:05:52] Maybe daggers.
[00:05:53] Okay.
[00:05:54] Since we're heading into a nicer part of town, I will continue to keep my head down and not ask questions.
[00:05:58] Okay.
[00:05:59] We will roll on.
[00:06:01] Rollin' on.
[00:06:02] Okay.
[00:06:03] Make a new way down.
[00:06:06] Would it be odd for Grin to not make an offering?
[00:06:10] I don't know how we bring that up to him.
[00:06:13] No, Grin would know what he needs to do.
[00:06:17] Grin grew up in drought society.
[00:06:20] He knows what's expected of him.
[00:06:22] He's playing the part.
[00:06:24] Got it.
[00:06:25] If there is something that he should be doing, he would be doing.
[00:06:28] Got it.
[00:06:29] Even if Jeff's not thinking to specify it.
[00:06:33] So nobody's messing with the statue.
[00:06:35] Nobody's doing anything with the offerings.
[00:06:37] Nothing like that.
[00:06:38] Seems like a really good way to break cover and no.
[00:06:40] Sweet.
[00:06:41] You hear more clacks?
[00:06:44] Uh, you guys.
[00:06:47] Do we all hear clacks?
[00:06:49] Or is it just the two of them?
[00:06:51] Because you gave it just to the two of them, right?
[00:06:53] I did just give it to the two of them.
[00:06:55] It would just be the two of them and less later pointing it out to everybody.
[00:06:58] Did you say that they're coming from more like where the slaves are?
[00:07:02] Or just as you hear them again, it sounds like it's coming from behind you.
[00:07:07] Just like it did before.
[00:07:09] And we're response from another part of town ahead of you.
[00:07:14] Okay.
[00:07:17] I will, I will just like motion as if like I'm hearing something because I don't want to necessarily cause like.
[00:07:24] I don't know.
[00:07:25] I feel like turning around and talking to you might cause suspicion.
[00:07:29] Okay.
[00:07:30] Everybody roll in inside.
[00:07:31] Check.
[00:07:32] No, not you Troy.
[00:07:34] I'm sorry.
[00:07:35] The other ones who were trying to understand what you're.
[00:07:37] Hand waving.
[00:07:38] I was going to make a stupid joke but I actually rolled well.
[00:07:41] 20.
[00:07:42] I found shit.
[00:07:43] See inside.
[00:07:44] I rolled a 12.
[00:07:45] You think it's your edges?
[00:07:47] 17.
[00:07:48] You get, I rolled a 17.
[00:07:49] Okay.
[00:07:50] Yes.
[00:07:51] You said inside.
[00:07:52] Yes.
[00:07:53] 17.
[00:07:54] Okay.
[00:07:55] Yeah.
[00:07:56] You guys pick up on what he's trying to.
[00:07:57] Putting down.
[00:07:58] Trying to express.
[00:07:59] Yes.
[00:08:00] I look, I look at Lucas and I go like this.
[00:08:03] No, it goes like this.
[00:08:07] I don't know.
[00:08:08] I'm happy.
[00:08:09] I don't really know what I'm doing.
[00:08:10] I think you have it on time.
[00:08:11] You're not going to be happy.
[00:08:12] Yeah.
[00:08:13] I don't know, my dad.
[00:08:14] I think you were about to say,
[00:08:15] I'm going to say that they don't like to like to write in or read
[00:08:17] or register.
[00:08:18] Or whatever, this thing.
[00:08:20] You don't want to do that.
[00:08:21] Oh, good.
[00:08:22] They all just did it.
[00:08:23] Write them below 10.
[00:08:24] No, he thought it was.
[00:08:25] No.
[00:08:26] I thought I was about to talk about it.
[00:08:27] That's the bad sign.
[00:08:28] What's that?
[00:08:29] You guys.
[00:08:30] For the listing audience.
[00:08:31] Grady.
[00:08:32] Just a little rascals.
[00:08:33] Yeah.
[00:08:34] Grady just did.
[00:08:35] Mindflare tentacles at Lucas.
[00:08:36] of playing D&D.
[00:08:39] So that clearly wasn't this group,
[00:08:41] so that hand sign means literally nothing to you.
[00:08:44] We used to do that whenever we wanted someone to cast
[00:08:46] like either detect magic or detect evil
[00:08:49] because there was a, there's somebody,
[00:08:51] it was a, he was a paladin and he had a beard
[00:08:54] and whenever he would detect evil
[00:08:56] cause you could come up with however it was,
[00:08:58] his beard would turn in the direction
[00:09:00] and wiggle at the evil.
[00:09:01] I do remember you telling me that.
[00:09:05] So what I'm saying is Hey Lucas, detect magic.
[00:09:08] In Minza Brands and it would just rip out of his face
[00:09:11] in all directions, but he would know,
[00:09:13] he would be at what I'm saying is
[00:09:14] it may be possible to identify something
[00:09:16] if it's within X number of feet.
[00:09:18] Since we're not trying to turn around
[00:09:19] and make a commotion could I just like offer up
[00:09:22] to, uh, to Trogdor the second be like, um,
[00:09:27] can you just ask, Ren?
[00:09:28] What's going on since he probably knows what these clacks are.
[00:09:32] Yeah, I'll do that.
[00:09:33] I'll ask Grimm what he thinks about these,
[00:09:37] I'm hearing these calling response clacks.
[00:09:39] I don't know, somebody's following us.
[00:09:42] Keep an eye out.
[00:09:43] My eye goes backwards.
[00:09:45] That's why I didn't know if it was anything
[00:09:49] to detect them.
[00:09:51] I don't have to detect magic.
[00:09:52] You're, you're, you're a wizard right?
[00:09:56] Okay, just, just making sure I cast the tech magic.
[00:10:02] The not worth it.
[00:10:05] Right, uh, counter spell.
[00:10:07] Wait,
[00:10:10] wizard.
[00:10:12] Right are you, is that your casting style?
[00:10:14] Or are you?
[00:10:17] I mean, it would be as he just goes,
[00:10:20] going is least conspicuous as possible.
[00:10:24] Yeah, I know.
[00:10:25] Um, make me a role.
[00:10:28] I don't care if you want to do a deception
[00:10:30] or a stealth or whatever.
[00:10:32] I just want to see if you're going to draw attention to yourself.
[00:10:35] 28.
[00:10:37] You said make you a role.
[00:10:39] Yes, a stealth or a deception.
[00:10:42] Pick one.
[00:10:45] Um, stealth would be better.
[00:10:48] 18 good.
[00:10:49] That's pretty good.
[00:10:50] I'll take it.
[00:10:51] Uh, there is all kinds of shit magical around you.
[00:10:55] What do you want to know about?
[00:10:57] Um, within 30 feet of you.
[00:11:01] Right.
[00:11:03] I would, I would look ahead and in front of me and back of me to see if I'm seeing
[00:11:08] something distinct, distinctly the same, distinctly the same how magically.
[00:11:13] I don't know.
[00:11:14] You say there were two invisible people communicating through clicks and clacks.
[00:11:18] You couldn't see them with the tech magic.
[00:11:20] All right, say they're to use the best of the vegetation to make a fucking
[00:11:24] clacking noise.
[00:11:25] Yes.
[00:11:26] Uh, if the person is standing within 30 feet of you casting it then yes, you'd be
[00:11:31] able to see it.
[00:11:32] 60.
[00:11:33] You see, you see magic around the lights.
[00:11:36] They are very obviously a continual flame or something like that.
[00:11:40] Uh, there are, there are like street lights.
[00:11:43] The area is dimly lit, everything like that.
[00:11:47] That, that that loft statue closed really fucking bright.
[00:11:51] Um, what kind?
[00:11:53] Uh, conjuration.
[00:11:55] Really?
[00:11:56] Hmm.
[00:11:57] That's weird.
[00:11:59] And scary.
[00:12:00] Did your likes will give us any sort of call sign?
[00:12:03] What do you mean?
[00:12:04] A four that people were supposed to meet?
[00:12:06] Uh, no, he said somebody would contact you.
[00:12:08] Okay.
[00:12:09] My money is that it's on breaking dark and they're watching us.
[00:12:13] We can hope that's what it is.
[00:12:15] It's the most likely thing.
[00:12:16] True.
[00:12:17] I think.
[00:12:18] I have that or Jeff's gonna jump us either way.
[00:12:20] Moving forward?
[00:12:21] Yep.
[00:12:22] I do.
[00:12:23] Move backward.
[00:12:24] Slide to the left.
[00:12:26] Chris Cross.
[00:12:27] Chris Cross.
[00:12:28] Hey everybody, clap your hands.
[00:12:32] Uh, before you get, you know that the next section of town is East Mayor where you're
[00:12:38] heading.
[00:12:39] Before you cross over into that section, you see a handful of drought step out before you,
[00:12:45] blocking your way.
[00:12:47] Okay.
[00:12:48] I stop pulling the cart or pushing the cart or whatever I'm doing.
[00:12:50] Do I see anything magical on them?
[00:12:53] Uh, that lasts for a minute, right?
[00:12:56] Ten.
[00:12:57] Ten?
[00:12:58] I'll give it to you.
[00:12:59] Um, no, listen.
[00:13:00] We can't allow it from it.
[00:13:01] Ha!
[00:13:02] Sorry.
[00:13:03] These ones know.
[00:13:05] Okay.
[00:13:06] Uh, maybe a cloak, maybe a pin, uh, nothing like super intensely strong.
[00:13:15] None of them are cloaked in illusion.
[00:13:17] No.
[00:13:19] Uh, it's several step out in front of you and you can hear several step out behind.
[00:13:25] As they step out in front, I would like go to be like bodyguard, like position or something.
[00:13:32] Okay.
[00:13:33] To protect our leader.
[00:13:35] Uh, they, they'll approach grin.
[00:13:39] Uh, at least a couple of them will step out from the crowd and approach grin.
[00:13:44] And start talking in, in drought.
[00:13:47] Does anybody speak it?
[00:13:49] Drow, not under comment.
[00:13:50] Yes.
[00:13:51] Uh, drought.
[00:13:52] Okay.
[00:13:53] Specifically, uh, Elvin.
[00:13:55] Elvin, I mean, Elvish, I do.
[00:13:57] You do speak Elvish?
[00:13:58] Yeah.
[00:13:59] You could follow along.
[00:14:01] Uh, he's being shaken down.
[00:14:03] Okay.
[00:14:04] I am.
[00:14:05] I keep my head down but I reach, you know, I put my hand in the cart and grab a hold of an axe.
[00:14:11] Okay.
[00:14:12] How many are surrounded in this?
[00:14:15] You see about 15.
[00:14:18] What are they asking for?
[00:14:20] Gold.
[00:14:21] How much?
[00:14:22] 100 gold a piece.
[00:14:23] For each of them or for each of us?
[00:14:25] Each of you.
[00:14:26] We, we got it.
[00:14:28] I can pay him.
[00:14:30] So you're going to pull out gold?
[00:14:32] No, I suggest that 2g.
[00:14:36] Okay.
[00:14:37] Help.
[00:14:38] He'll pay it out.
[00:14:39] Okay.
[00:14:40] Okay.
[00:14:41] They'll, do they back off after they've been given their what they've asked for?
[00:14:45] Sure.
[00:14:46] Give the man his money.
[00:14:48] Oh, they long chick, chick, chick.
[00:14:50] So it's about 500.
[00:14:51] It was awful quick.
[00:14:52] Mm-hmm.
[00:14:53] I whisper, I don't know if that was a great idea.
[00:14:58] Yeah.
[00:14:59] Uh, you guys go ahead.
[00:15:01] And they'll, they'll part and let you pass.
[00:15:04] I continue pushing the cart.
[00:15:06] Fireball.
[00:15:07] Why, why do you think that?
[00:15:12] Because they're going to shake his down at the next place so they can shake his down.
[00:15:15] They can try then.
[00:15:16] Be careful.
[00:15:17] Well, first off mark off 500 gold because it's only fair.
[00:15:20] I have to.
[00:15:21] Yeah, mark off 1 1,000th of our business.
[00:15:24] Yeah.
[00:15:25] Well, the other thing is just that it would, the dry would normally fire and argue over this.
[00:15:31] And actual gold pieces that we already currently have that's not some item sold.
[00:15:36] All right.
[00:15:37] Well, I guess we're going to go from 10,750 to 10,250.
[00:15:41] Yeah, we're good.
[00:15:43] It's kind of I had no problem giving up the money.
[00:15:46] Well, yes, I know, but it's sort of like, you know, if the guy shakes you down on one, well, we'll see what happens.
[00:15:51] We've just proven that we're good marks.
[00:15:53] Yes.
[00:15:54] 100% of this was happened.
[00:15:56] And you just pulled 500 gold out of a pack that clinks a lot more.
[00:16:02] That's not true.
[00:16:04] Is that in my prison wallet technically?
[00:16:06] I'm a turtle so it was a cloaca.
[00:16:11] That's why dwarves roll their coins.
[00:16:13] It's easy storage to pick them up.
[00:16:15] You're picking up your rattles.
[00:16:16] Couldn't drag a piggy bank.
[00:16:18] Like a piggy bank.
[00:16:20] You got a good chance I weigh heavier than metal man over there.
[00:16:23] You guys make your way into East Mirror and you can find an Arbond El Shadow.
[00:16:28] Perfect.
[00:16:29] Excellent.
[00:16:32] What is the clientele like in Arbond El Shadow?
[00:16:35] Pretty diverse.
[00:16:36] So it's there is no clear dichotomy of like master and slave or it exists or the grouping is mingled.
[00:16:44] There may be some drought in there and they may have some slaves with them, but it's not primarily.
[00:16:52] Actually, no, I don't think there would be.
[00:16:54] The veer said we anybody would be welcome.
[00:16:56] Well, I was just say yeah, that's I was just curious because so there's no like
[00:17:00] separate sections or two different water fountains are crazy shit like that.
[00:17:03] Right.
[00:17:04] I honestly don't think that there would be more drought in there.
[00:17:09] Grin may stick out quite a bit in there.
[00:17:11] Right.
[00:17:12] Because it's it's a diverse group.
[00:17:15] I mean, there are at least some drought in there but none in there with slaves.
[00:17:20] So it's likely a watering hole for the slaves possibly like some sort of.
[00:17:26] Or or traveling merchants or the underbelly isn't underbelly is enough diversity probably.
[00:17:34] You.
[00:17:35] Yeah.
[00:17:36] Reading, reading the salvator for years and everything like that.
[00:17:41] I never pictured men's o' barons as a diverse city.
[00:17:46] But the way this book describes it.
[00:17:50] It's not unusual for you to see other races down their trading or whatever.
[00:17:56] Sure.
[00:17:57] It's the same thing that went through my head as soon as I said it.
[00:18:02] Uh, I will strap on a couple of axes because it makes me feel better.
[00:18:09] Put my stuff back on my pack and everything.
[00:18:13] I'll not light up the glaive because it does seem like it would be a choice.
[00:18:19] And belly up to the belly up to the bar.
[00:18:22] Uh, you see a halfling hop up on the stool on a stool on the other side of the bar and.
[00:18:29] Greet you.
[00:18:30] Good afternoon evening night morning whatever we're at down here.
[00:18:37] I'm sorry.
[00:18:38] I lost some of my notes and I got to find it.
[00:18:41] It was in a cast common motions on you in case you went ridiculous.
[00:18:45] The third note is the name of the halfling.
[00:18:48] It looks like he's got facial scars and he's missing an ear.
[00:18:52] Dalfrid nooks.
[00:18:54] Nooks.
[00:18:55] Uh, you greet you as you looking for a room.
[00:18:59] Actually, he would probably address grin but that's fair.
[00:19:03] No, actually I'd probably piss gear off actually.
[00:19:05] Probably would.
[00:19:07] Grab it by the collar.
[00:19:08] Listen here, Shorty.
[00:19:10] Question for you.
[00:19:11] Easy.
[00:19:12] First off, what's the best thing to drink?
[00:19:14] Dalfrid would look absolutely fucking terrified at you and glance over at grin.
[00:19:24] And I did not know how to respond.
[00:19:27] Um, thirsty beer me so that wait a minute so this isn't a you poor drinks.
[00:19:35] You're not slaves.
[00:19:36] Sure.
[00:19:37] Poor drinks.
[00:19:38] Okay.
[00:19:39] We let them off the leash every once in a while.
[00:19:42] We do good on the road.
[00:19:45] We get beer.
[00:19:46] Yeah, yeah.
[00:19:47] Uh, poor drinks.
[00:19:49] Uh, they have fairly decent wine.
[00:19:52] They have mushroom stout.
[00:19:53] They have whatever sweet.
[00:19:56] Yeah.
[00:19:57] Third line would have a mushroom stout.
[00:20:00] Kind of figured he's up at you that way.
[00:20:03] I just want empty mug to hold.
[00:20:06] Do war forage not eat and drink?
[00:20:10] No.
[00:20:11] Okay.
[00:20:12] Just make some feel better.
[00:20:13] Yeah.
[00:20:14] He's just holding a full drink.
[00:20:15] He's not doing anything with it but he just has to.
[00:20:17] He just wants to feel like part of the group.
[00:20:19] The fact is one of those places that has like silly shit on the walls.
[00:20:23] Should have the kids.
[00:20:24] Pieces of flair.
[00:20:26] What the next kind of session?
[00:20:29] Okay.
[00:20:30] It's like lazy music.
[00:20:31] Actually, I think it's actually fun.
[00:20:35] I just imagine it.
[00:20:36] I just imagine it.
[00:20:37] I can see was the go for Ken.
[00:20:39] I just like the idea that when we go to clink glasses and drink,
[00:20:45] the war forage just intentionally throws it past himself onto the wall.
[00:20:50] Okay.
[00:20:51] So you guys are here.
[00:20:52] You got drinks in hand.
[00:20:53] Are you going to get rooms?
[00:20:55] Uh, we're looking for somebody.
[00:20:57] Who's that?
[00:20:58] Uh, Calissa.
[00:21:00] Drogo.
[00:21:01] Drogo.
[00:21:02] Droga.
[00:21:03] Give me an insight, bro.
[00:21:05] That's not what I'm saying.
[00:21:06] 16.
[00:21:07] Hey, that's worth a card.
[00:21:08] Shovelets, shit up.
[00:21:09] It's always the same fucking cards.
[00:21:10] I did.
[00:21:11] Okay.
[00:21:12] I shuffle them before we start it.
[00:21:13] A fortune at Heavens Dan.
[00:21:14] Something in the story useful to you.
[00:21:15] You find a person we're looking for.
[00:21:16] That's the same card Lucas always draws.
[00:21:17] I always have a card.
[00:21:18] No, I've kept the pile of drawn cards separate and I just keep shuffling the ones that haven't
[00:21:24] been drawn yet.
[00:21:25] Uh, I'm going to get a card.
[00:21:28] I'm going to get a card.
[00:21:29] I'm going to get a card.
[00:21:30] I'm going to get a card.
[00:21:31] I'm going to get a card.
[00:21:32] One's ahead of the drawing yet.
[00:21:34] Uh, you got an actual 20.
[00:21:36] I have mine, bro.
[00:21:37] Doesn't matter how I'm drinking.
[00:21:38] 16.
[00:21:39] Yeah.
[00:21:40] Uh, he says, I don't know anybody by that name and he is absolutely freaked out that you
[00:21:47] use that name.
[00:21:49] Do you know anybody who distinctly doesn't go by that name?
[00:21:55] No, no.
[00:21:56] Because we won't ask for that person anymore but we'd like to meet someone who is the exact
[00:22:01] name.
[00:22:02] I'm not that name.
[00:22:03] Can I have another one of these?
[00:22:04] They're great.
[00:22:05] We'd like to see the exact female elf when he says no is he lying?
[00:22:09] Yes, he is lying.
[00:22:11] Yes.
[00:22:12] He absolutely knows who that is but he made a ship.
[00:22:15] I made a ship roll so really my insight would be to say that name again louder.
[00:22:19] No, no, no.
[00:22:20] It's it's sorry the pronunciation is not quite right.
[00:22:23] Can I have another beer?
[00:22:24] It's Cal.
[00:22:25] Cal.
[00:22:26] Just kidding.
[00:22:27] Yeah.
[00:22:28] Yeah.
[00:22:29] Yeah.
[00:22:30] Drogga.
[00:22:31] Drogga.
[00:22:32] You guys hang around for dinner.
[00:22:35] Yeah.
[00:22:36] Yeah, we were going to but what about Drogga?
[00:22:39] You guys spill it out to the idiot over here, short shit.
[00:22:43] I'll tell you about that.
[00:22:45] I'll put out the word for you.
[00:22:47] I see he's walking away.
[00:22:48] I'm like another beer.
[00:22:49] A half-trump.
[00:22:50] A Nancy Drew.
[00:22:51] He doesn't want us using that fucking name.
[00:22:55] A half-trump comes up and fills your beer as he takes off.
[00:23:01] Male or female?
[00:23:02] Female.
[00:23:03] Okay.
[00:23:04] I'll tip her and say thanks.
[00:23:05] Welcome.
[00:23:06] You guys in town on business?
[00:23:09] We just get rewards when we do good on the road.
[00:23:11] It's rare, so you know, when it happens.
[00:23:14] Right.
[00:23:15] And we'll just point over to the drought.
[00:23:18] I'm not supposed to talk.
[00:23:20] Wizard!
[00:23:23] I can make fire!
[00:23:28] Watch me do tricks.
[00:23:30] Like Tom Cruise beat Nas Jess.
[00:23:32] I have made fire.
[00:23:33] Okay.
[00:23:34] Cruise.
[00:23:35] Thanks.
[00:23:36] Oh, different film.
[00:23:37] No, jumped on the couch screamed I have made fire.
[00:23:41] You guys doing anything?
[00:23:42] You guys just hanging out?
[00:23:43] Waiting for someone to go.
[00:23:46] Err.
[00:23:47] I mean we would get.
[00:23:52] We would get a room, two rooms, whatever seems appropriate.
[00:23:56] Whatever they have.
[00:23:57] Yeah.
[00:23:58] You guys all.
[00:23:59] Yeah.
[00:24:00] You can stay.
[00:24:01] Stay for dinner.
[00:24:02] Get dinner.
[00:24:03] Gamble.
[00:24:04] Nice hot meal you have ahead for awhile.
[00:24:06] At least several days.
[00:24:07] Did you do karaoke and uh, Menzo Barren's in?
[00:24:11] Probably not anything you'd know.
[00:24:13] I know plenty of dwarven fighting songs.
[00:24:16] Yeah.
[00:24:17] Just dressing in diggy, diggy hole.
[00:24:21] Yeah.
[00:24:22] No, they have a battle of five army songs.
[00:24:25] Yeah they do.
[00:24:26] Um, they still have.
[00:24:27] And we'll mine mine mine till the morning light.
[00:24:31] Nuh, nuh, nuh, nuh, nuh, nuh, nuh, nuh.
[00:24:34] She's banging the mug on the table.
[00:24:36] Uh, during dinner a, uh, a drow woman will approach you guys.
[00:24:41] Uh, sit down with a plate and act not in shelon and be like what in the fuck are you doing?
[00:24:48] Uh, we're here to see a man about a horse.
[00:24:53] Wait a minute.
[00:24:54] Is that the right thing?
[00:24:55] That's the code.
[00:24:56] Uh, the exterminator burns the house down.
[00:24:59] What do you like on your pizza?
[00:25:01] The crow cries at midnight.
[00:25:03] You came in here throwing that name around?
[00:25:06] Yeah.
[00:25:07] What?
[00:25:08] Who even told you I was here?
[00:25:10] Uh, neutral guy.
[00:25:11] From around here but not here anymore.
[00:25:13] Said to use the name to find you.
[00:25:15] Probably didn't really say to use the name outright, but you know some people.
[00:25:20] Oh no, he, he absolutely did.
[00:25:22] A lot of everything he did.
[00:25:24] Uh, he also said something else.
[00:25:26] Yeah, I know.
[00:25:27] Uh, I didn't know how dumb I needed to play.
[00:25:29] Our mutual friend says they're on to it and when we're done with our business you might want to leave with us.
[00:25:34] Who's your friend?
[00:25:36] He's an archmage.
[00:25:37] Probably not a great idea to say his name out loud because if you thought your name drew attention this one might be more.
[00:25:43] Plus I think you can say it three times.
[00:25:45] You appear to say we don't want that.
[00:25:47] His name is known across the realm.
[00:25:50] It's a big name.
[00:25:52] It's actually a small name when written.
[00:25:54] Yeah.
[00:25:55] Does he have a house up on that ridge and tell you she'll point the opposite way across men's a baronson?
[00:26:02] You would, as you were crossing the city you would have seen a high plateau where there were magnificent fucking houses.
[00:26:10] I've never been to men's a baronson but they order the houses by numbers right.
[00:26:15] Yeah, his family is number one.
[00:26:17] Okay.
[00:26:18] That's a lot you have been.
[00:26:20] Buh-buh-buh-buh-buh.
[00:26:21] Yes.
[00:26:22] It's called subtlety.
[00:26:23] When do we leave?
[00:26:24] But you don't have.
[00:26:25] Uh, seeing a man about a horse.
[00:26:27] Then we leave.
[00:26:28] Okay.
[00:26:29] Is there anything I can do to get us out of here quicker?
[00:26:33] Well, we know nothing about you so what skills do you have?
[00:26:38] Besides...
[00:26:39] In our e-conusion.
[00:26:40] Ah.
[00:26:41] How big your dick.
[00:26:45] 12.
[00:26:46] 12.
[00:26:47] I guess so.
[00:26:49] Uh, my most important skill at this point is survival.
[00:26:56] We could use that.
[00:26:57] I've been down here for a couple years.
[00:26:59] What's the name of the mercenary group?
[00:27:01] Well, I don't know if you throw that name around either as you're being clandestined.
[00:27:04] What do you want us to call you so is to not further draw attention?
[00:27:09] I don't remember what the drown name is but she'll give you a drown name.
[00:27:13] Alright, so now she's forever drowning.
[00:27:16] Yep.
[00:27:17] Okay, Kitty.
[00:27:18] Uh, here's what we're doing.
[00:27:19] You keep them through walls.
[00:27:21] They keep, uh...
[00:27:23] So our mutual friend who said to pass on this message,
[00:27:27] he forgot something when he left town.
[00:27:30] We're gonna go pick it up for him.
[00:27:32] It's not at the family estate.
[00:27:35] But we gotta go pick something up.
[00:27:37] I mean, once you mentioned that...
[00:27:40] When she got across the fact that Grump pointed out the fact that she was here
[00:27:45] and that she had been noticed, her eyes are wide.
[00:27:49] She is like calculating in the back of her head.
[00:27:52] What do I need to do to get the hell out of here right now?
[00:27:56] We can do that but we gotta stop for him first.
[00:27:59] So it's not in the house.
[00:28:01] In the apartment?
[00:28:03] His office.
[00:28:05] In his office?
[00:28:07] There's no way I'm going anywhere near there.
[00:28:11] I think that's fair for your survival.
[00:28:14] But we're gonna go to his office, we're gonna get a thing and then we're gonna get out.
[00:28:18] I don't know how quickly you're able to get out
[00:28:22] but I can get us out of here in 12 seconds.
[00:28:24] So if you wanna be within range of us leaving that place to catch a ride,
[00:28:28] you might wanna be close.
[00:28:30] Otherwise, you're gonna be left on your own.
[00:28:32] Damn cold.
[00:28:33] Fast talk room.
[00:28:34] Hard to agree, but damn cold.
[00:28:37] I'm letting her know what our plan is if she wants to be a part of the...
[00:28:41] You're leaving from the office?
[00:28:43] Not necessarily, but when we leave, we're leaving from where we stand, wherever that place is.
[00:28:48] You should look at Grin.
[00:28:52] Like you're in on this?
[00:28:54] You haven't told him what's going on?
[00:28:57] Well, first of all, I don't know that you've told Grin that you're planning to teleport out.
[00:29:02] No.
[00:29:03] No, not at all.
[00:29:04] You can't.
[00:29:05] Why?
[00:29:06] Because they've locked the city down.
[00:29:08] With what?
[00:29:09] With a lot more magic than you've got.
[00:29:13] I didn't say I was teleporting.
[00:29:15] There is no magical travel in or out of the city.
[00:29:19] You also can't perform divination from outside the city in that much.
[00:29:23] That much we know is true.
[00:29:31] Huh?
[00:29:32] Neat.
[00:29:34] So if we can't move in and out of the city through magic, how did a magic tunnel make it through the city?
[00:29:39] The tunnel's been there for years.
[00:29:41] I don't know if that still functionally answers my question.
[00:29:45] The tunnel is not magic.
[00:29:48] The tunnel was magically carved with stone shape, but it was done years ago.
[00:29:55] Hmm.
[00:29:57] Hmm.
[00:29:58] Well, that causes a problem.
[00:30:02] If my spell is not divination, does it matter?
[00:30:05] Huh?
[00:30:07] No, the divination just prevents people from looking in.
[00:30:10] Yeah, yeah.
[00:30:11] He's just saying you can't magically teleport out.
[00:30:13] There's no magical transportation in or out.
[00:30:15] Yes.
[00:30:16] So we just have to get back to the tunnel.
[00:30:19] Still do that.
[00:30:20] Unless you're a double door.
[00:30:21] Already got me clear across town, that's going to be.
[00:30:24] I can't imagine we get in and out of Sorcerre and don't cause a ruckus.
[00:30:29] I don't, I can't imagine that either.
[00:30:31] So yeah, I mean it depends on on the state of our exit.
[00:30:35] Kalessa will mention that the halfling, I can't remember his name, Nooks.
[00:30:42] I, Delphird, Delphird Nooks.
[00:30:45] Uh, has a back door.
[00:30:47] He can get us out.
[00:30:49] But we have, where do we have to meet him for this?
[00:30:52] Here, back door, which is also a cross town.
[00:30:55] It's not that far.
[00:30:56] It's significantly closer to Sorcerre than anything else that was, we remember on that map.
[00:31:02] Do you mind telling us what you were doing here, Clarissa?
[00:31:06] Explain it all.
[00:31:08] Uh, I will.
[00:31:09] Thank you.
[00:31:10] I think I know that's awesome.
[00:31:13] That's bottom.
[00:31:15] Forgot all I got a 90 shows mixed up.
[00:31:18] Uh, bitch.
[00:31:20] The Lord's Alliance has had me in place keep an eye on what's the one that Lucas's other character work for?
[00:31:29] The Zentara.
[00:31:30] And they're trade with the, with the drought.
[00:31:36] They're not very good at it.
[00:31:38] Right here is the claw rift where the, the end overlooks.
[00:31:42] Yeah.
[00:31:43] Up here.
[00:31:44] No, that it's more in the middle.
[00:31:46] Because right there.
[00:31:47] That's Sorcerre.
[00:31:49] And we came in on the far left.
[00:31:51] All three of the academies are up there.
[00:31:53] So you said that there's no magic in and out.
[00:31:57] But can you like magic within?
[00:32:00] It's a good question.
[00:32:01] I mean, you did like, I can't tell you.
[00:32:03] I mean, teleport.
[00:32:04] No, it's not about casting spells.
[00:32:06] It's magical transport.
[00:32:07] Yeah.
[00:32:08] Can I jump from one into the street to the other?
[00:32:10] In all honesty, I don't know.
[00:32:11] I haven't tried.
[00:32:12] It's not a bad idea.
[00:32:14] You could set up a mushroom.
[00:32:15] It's a valid question.
[00:32:16] You could set up a mushroom here inside.
[00:32:19] I mean, say, hey, do you have a pot of dirt?
[00:32:21] Put a mushroom in the backstore room.
[00:32:23] It has to be large so I would have to grow it here.
[00:32:27] Is there an innocuous place to, can we grow that in a?
[00:32:30] I don't know.
[00:32:31] You said it has to be a large, it has to be large.
[00:32:34] I believe so.
[00:32:35] So we tend by 10.
[00:32:36] Large 10 by 10?
[00:32:37] Yes.
[00:32:38] A large or larger inanimate point within range.
[00:32:42] No, there's not anywhere around here.
[00:32:44] You could grow one and have it be inconspicuous enough for you
[00:32:48] to leave it.
[00:32:49] Basement to the bar?
[00:32:52] No.
[00:32:53] Okay.
[00:32:54] Magic?
[00:32:55] I think that's what I'm saying.
[00:32:57] No.
[00:32:58] Okay.
[00:32:59] Magic?
[00:33:00] Just the guest rooms, your house.
[00:33:04] In play field?
[00:33:06] Yeah.
[00:33:07] I mean, a guest room though, like get a room, we could put it in a room.
[00:33:12] That would at least be much closer.
[00:33:17] Is there any limitations on where you can grow it?
[00:33:22] The answer is no.
[00:33:23] Just say no.
[00:33:24] No.
[00:33:25] I know the rules.
[00:33:28] I'm at least entertaining the idea of it.
[00:33:30] I'm not shooting it down.
[00:33:31] I do think it's a great idea.
[00:33:33] Well, if I were Jeff would have shot that shit down.
[00:33:36] No, there's no rule.
[00:33:39] The only rule breakdown between the plant growth spells, whether or not I spend an action
[00:33:43] or eight hours.
[00:33:45] And what's the difference there?
[00:33:47] Whether it's like all normal plants in a 100 foot radius for normal.
[00:33:54] And then if I do it, if I do the spell over eight hours, I enrich the land so all plants within a half mile centered on the point, become enriched for a year.
[00:34:03] So it doesn't say anything about growing a 10 foot mushroom?
[00:34:08] Yeah, it does.
[00:34:10] It says exactly growing a 10 foot mushroom.
[00:34:12] No, it says all normal plants within a 100 foot radius or whatever creature like it basically makes them larger.
[00:34:19] And then it basically becomes like difficulty, difficult terrain.
[00:34:22] I did it.
[00:34:28] Canals vitality into plants within a specific area.
[00:34:31] So you've been using this to jaunt around the underdark and it doesn't say anything about growing.
[00:34:36] It's called plant growth.
[00:34:37] Right.
[00:34:38] It doesn't say you can grow at 10 foot fucking mushroom.
[00:34:41] No, it doesn't.
[00:34:43] But it doesn't say you can't either.
[00:34:46] Instead of doing it all into a 100 foot radius, I've decided to just bring it all into a single spot.
[00:34:51] Yeah, it's just focusing.
[00:34:53] I focus good.
[00:34:54] Yes and Jeff.
[00:34:56] No, it's you guys' job to yes and it's my job to say that's fucking bullshit.
[00:35:01] It's great.
[00:35:02] It was your job.
[00:35:03] And off the pond.
[00:35:04] And you didn't say that fucking.
[00:35:06] All right.
[00:35:07] Let's start over.
[00:35:08] I'll be the cat again.
[00:35:11] It's how Lucas reads his fucking spells.
[00:35:16] Lucas's book apparently.
[00:35:17] I read them when I cast them.
[00:35:19] I just chose not to be extremely detailed.
[00:35:23] To be honest, we played it that way this long.
[00:35:27] Okay.
[00:35:28] To be honest the reason why I asked for the staff that I asked for when you gave me the shield instead is because at that point it would have made me making plant growth mute or moot.
[00:35:40] So that I'd have been like, okay, cool.
[00:35:42] So we're good.
[00:35:43] Just didn't work out that way.
[00:35:47] Sure you can grow a 10 foot mushroom in here.
[00:35:52] Okay with making a long run.
[00:35:55] Let's see the other spell you have plant growth and transport via plants.
[00:36:00] Which doesn't specify mushrooms either.
[00:36:03] I'm sure.
[00:36:04] No, it does.
[00:36:05] Oh, it doesn't.
[00:36:06] Honestly, I think I've only planted like two mushrooms.
[00:36:09] Yeah.
[00:36:10] Yeah.
[00:36:11] And those places you've had time.
[00:36:16] Which was a Raj and then...
[00:36:18] I mean the other thing would be is are there plants anywhere around here?
[00:36:23] There is, but it's down basically in the slave pits.
[00:36:27] Donnie Garden.
[00:36:28] Which is past where we would need to hear.
[00:36:30] Down here.
[00:36:31] We would be running past where our back door is to then use plants to go back to the back door.
[00:36:37] No, we fucked up.
[00:36:39] Let me see.
[00:36:40] Hold on.
[00:36:41] Let's see that spell again.
[00:36:42] At this point you don't even know if it would work.
[00:36:44] Yeah.
[00:36:45] To get out or you mean even work within.
[00:36:48] Guy, yeah.
[00:36:49] Well knowing that I do have a...
[00:36:53] We saw plants when we arrived, right?
[00:36:55] You said something about mushroom fields.
[00:36:57] No.
[00:36:58] He was asking where the mushroom fields are.
[00:37:00] No, you said because you said something about mushroom fields and spiderwebs.
[00:37:04] Oh, that's right.
[00:37:05] You just see a mushroom forest.
[00:37:06] See what happens when I don't drink during games, Jeff?
[00:37:09] Yeah.
[00:37:10] You said he saw mushroom forest and if I'm reading transport via plants he just has to have seen it before.
[00:37:15] So we could go back there.
[00:37:17] Oh, that is not at all what I thought I read.
[00:37:20] I think I've got your...
[00:37:23] I'm aligned three and a half brain half the time.
[00:37:26] Did there used to be a spell called...
[00:37:28] There is a spell called...
[00:37:29] Where's that nut there?
[00:37:30] What?
[00:37:33] Where are you trying to help?
[00:37:35] You sure to apparently can't alphabet.
[00:37:37] No, I did.
[00:37:38] What's the name?
[00:37:39] Oh, no I didn't.
[00:37:41] Like if it's in the index and it's in the back...
[00:37:46] Well, when I got to the back I thought I read it wrong.
[00:37:49] No, it's because there's a little one here and then the text is up here.
[00:37:54] I was thinking about if we could use windwalk.
[00:37:58] Windwalk would get you across the city.
[00:38:01] Yeah.
[00:38:02] But the problem...
[00:38:03] It's not magical teleportation.
[00:38:06] It's just increased speed.
[00:38:08] No, I like windwalk too.
[00:38:10] How many people can you windwalk?
[00:38:12] 10.
[00:38:13] Oh yeah, that's a great one.
[00:38:14] Yeah.
[00:38:15] Yeah, there's a very good idea.
[00:38:16] We just fucking fly away from source air at a massive rate of speed.
[00:38:21] And just go straight back to the tunnel.
[00:38:23] Just go straight back to the tunnel and fuck off.
[00:38:25] Plus we're not actually using magic to transport in and out of the city.
[00:38:29] Correct.
[00:38:30] But I think we could waterwalk help us.
[00:38:32] I can do that.
[00:38:34] The problem is, is we have to fuck one or the other because they're both six level and I only have one six level.
[00:38:38] Well, let's...
[00:38:40] Okay, but we don't need to worry about growing a plant here.
[00:38:42] That gives us a couple of different options to give you the fuck out.
[00:38:44] All I have is dimension door.
[00:38:45] I could do wind wall.
[00:38:46] I don't know what it will work.
[00:38:47] No, it'll totally work.
[00:38:48] Wind wall?
[00:38:49] We could try.
[00:38:52] Windows to the wall?
[00:38:54] I don't like that.
[00:38:55] Wind wall.
[00:38:57] Water walk.
[00:38:58] Tommy Chong.
[00:38:59] Tommy Chong.
[00:39:00] Tommy Chong.
[00:39:01] Toby Chan.
[00:39:02] Fucking Charlie Chan.
[00:39:04] That's a great fucking part in that movie.
[00:39:06] It's also an eight hour.
[00:39:09] We could wind walk inside the tunnel at a high rate of speed.
[00:39:11] We could wind walk all the way to the fuck back to our eyes.
[00:39:14] Because that's how we traveled to Luskin, remember?
[00:39:17] Right.
[00:39:18] Does it say that you can do it underground?
[00:39:20] You can do it through tunnels?
[00:39:21] I don't know.
[00:39:22] I can close it.
[00:39:23] But he had cards roll these.
[00:39:25] Not this high level.
[00:39:28] That's actually $20.
[00:39:30] No, I just didn't print it because I already had 90 fucking cards.
[00:39:33] You and up to 10 willing creatures you can see within range is some of Gaseous form for the duration appearing as Wisp of Cloud.
[00:39:41] While in this Cloud form a creature has a flying speed of 300 feet and has resistance to damage from non-magical weapons.
[00:39:48] The only actions a creature can take in this form are dash action or to revert to its normal form.
[00:39:53] The shorting takes a minute.
[00:39:54] During which time a creature is incapacitated and can't move until the spell ends, a creature can revert to 2 Cloud form.
[00:40:00] Yeah.
[00:40:01] Until the spell ends, a creature can revert to Cloud form, which also requires one minute transformation.
[00:40:06] If they creature is in Cloud form and flying when the effect ends, the creature descends 60 feet per round for 1 minute until it lands.
[00:40:13] Okay, so it's just flight.
[00:40:15] Yeah.
[00:40:16] What kind of casting time is it just an action?
[00:40:18] One minute.
[00:40:19] One minute.
[00:40:20] Okay.
[00:40:21] One minute.
[00:40:22] One, that is a pretty good idea.
[00:40:24] It's a very good idea actually.
[00:40:26] Yeah. Those were my two options going in.
[00:40:28] Okay. Any other questions or planning?
[00:40:31] No, I like that a lot.
[00:40:32] We have to take a long rest before we go.
[00:40:34] You're gonna rest here.
[00:40:36] You've got rooms.
[00:40:37] Oh, I know. They're both prepared.
[00:40:39] We had that conversation earlier.
[00:40:40] Oh, okay.
[00:40:41] I forget. I've just in my head I'm thinking I can only prepare certain spells for certain slots but that's not how druids and clerics work.
[00:40:48] That's not how any spell casters work.
[00:40:50] Gotcha.
[00:40:51] You can prepare a certain number of...
[00:40:53] Is a certain number of spells or a certain number of leveled spells?
[00:40:57] I think it's a certain number of spells.
[00:40:59] You're right.
[00:41:00] So, so long as you subtract one away from another level, you can have two six level prepared.
[00:41:06] Yeah.
[00:41:07] And at this point the only time I've looked at six leveled spells are those two spells so I should be fine.
[00:41:12] Okay. You guys go to bed.
[00:41:14] You sleep through the night.
[00:41:16] No, I don't.
[00:41:17] Okay. What are you doing?
[00:41:19] It's shutting down.
[00:41:20] Casting alarm.
[00:41:21] Damn, damn, damn, damn.
[00:41:22] Yeah, I mean, I don't sleep.
[00:41:24] Yes, I know.
[00:41:25] Is that an all the A-R-Loggin music?
[00:41:27] Is it like the Windows shut down soon?
[00:41:29] No. I mean, I do have to shut down for like four hours.
[00:41:33] For four hours but I'm still alert in my show.
[00:41:36] Yep.
[00:41:37] Are you doing anything while they're sleeping?
[00:41:39] No.
[00:41:40] Or do we jump ahead?
[00:41:41] Yeah, we jump ahead.
[00:41:42] Okay. You guys get their monitor during the door, Jeff.
[00:41:45] Yeah.
[00:41:46] You guys rest up, you get up, go downstairs for breakfast the next morning with places fucking dead.
[00:41:55] And there's one drought, a big hat sitting in front of the fireplace.
[00:41:58] Big hat. It's funny.
[00:42:00] What up, big J?
[00:42:01] It's a fancy hat you got there.
[00:42:03] It is. It's a wonderful hat.
[00:42:06] Where...
[00:42:08] Who is your Haberdashir?
[00:42:10] Actually, I can't remember where he got that hat.
[00:42:13] I know there's a story behind it and I cannot remember it.
[00:42:16] It's quite mad.
[00:42:17] I would love a fancy chapo.
[00:42:22] Well, the hat is nice but the feather is what really pulls it together and this...
[00:42:30] You can't get these feathers.
[00:42:32] Feel underdressed.
[00:42:34] Is it peacock feather?
[00:42:36] It is not a peacock feather.
[00:42:37] I can't remember the name of the bird but it's a predator bird.
[00:42:42] I can't remember.
[00:42:44] It's a California condor.
[00:42:46] Nope, not quite.
[00:42:49] I understand you're looking for a way into the academy.
[00:42:53] Well, you were there when we were talking.
[00:42:55] No, he wasn't.
[00:42:56] I thought he was.
[00:42:57] Nope.
[00:42:58] Yep.
[00:42:59] Where's your hat?
[00:43:01] So I've gotten the bare bones explanation from my agents in Luskin.
[00:43:05] I need to know what the fuck is actually going on and what you plan to do about it.
[00:43:12] We're looking for a thing in a bag and then leaving with said thing.
[00:43:17] Solid plan, really?
[00:43:19] We're getting rid of the demon lords.
[00:43:21] It's the plan.
[00:43:22] That's a good plan.
[00:43:24] Yes.
[00:43:25] How are you pulling it off?
[00:43:26] Well, we need the book of the person that started it.
[00:43:30] I get that.
[00:43:31] That tricky guy.
[00:43:33] So that's what I'm doing with said book.
[00:43:36] Using it to reverse the spell.
[00:43:39] How he looks at each of you and says, I know none of you have anywhere near the level of his magic.
[00:43:46] What are you planning to do with him?
[00:43:48] Don't know me.
[00:43:49] He's helping.
[00:43:53] There are several.
[00:43:54] You found him.
[00:43:55] Yeah.
[00:43:56] Yeah.
[00:43:57] What do you think we were in Luskin or knew to come here?
[00:44:01] All I know is that my agents put you in contact with me.
[00:44:05] I'm just because he put us in contact with your agents.
[00:44:09] Sweet.
[00:44:10] I don't know, Dad.
[00:44:14] It's kind of a drow mage pissing contest.
[00:44:18] Really, we just need the book to make them go away.
[00:44:21] Why?
[00:44:22] Who's he pissing with?
[00:44:23] There are several drow mages.
[00:44:26] Several interested parties.
[00:44:28] Don't be vague with me.
[00:44:30] Trollful piece.
[00:44:31] Or you can find your own way in.
[00:44:32] All right.
[00:44:33] I'll give him the name of the guy who's dead.
[00:44:35] Sweet.
[00:44:36] Okay.
[00:44:37] Be careful with that one.
[00:44:38] He will...
[00:44:39] I'm not even going to make you roll insight.
[00:44:41] He's very interested in hearing that Viserna is still around.
[00:44:45] Yeah.
[00:44:46] How much is it worth to know where he's at, too?
[00:44:48] That might be worth quite a lot.
[00:44:50] Kind of figured.
[00:44:51] Maybe we can make a deal after we fix the problem.
[00:44:55] Why don't we make that part of this deal?
[00:44:58] Let's make a deal.
[00:45:00] Right now he's the one who is trying to make it all go away.
[00:45:05] Really?
[00:45:06] If you get to him before, then just go away.
[00:45:09] I'm not worried about that.
[00:45:11] That's fine.
[00:45:12] Okay.
[00:45:13] I'm just making sure that you understand the playing field.
[00:45:15] The one who made the mess wouldn't help us fix it.
[00:45:18] No, I doubt he wants anything to do with this at this point.
[00:45:23] To be fair, he's helping us get in so that's about as much help as you can get sometimes
[00:45:28] from drought mages.
[00:45:31] See, I'm...
[00:45:33] I don't care that he's there.
[00:45:36] I don't care that Viserna is still alive.
[00:45:39] It's interesting, but not that important.
[00:45:43] My concern is that book afterwards.
[00:45:46] I don't know if it will be consumed by the spell or not.
[00:45:51] Lucas's character would be able to tell you that no, it wouldn't be.
[00:45:54] He needs it to study to understand how to put the ritual together.
[00:45:58] It's not a component.
[00:46:00] Okay.
[00:46:01] I have to imagine that...
[00:46:03] Is Grin here sitting?
[00:46:05] I'd have to imagine that your friend in Luskin has thoughts about that too.
[00:46:14] Just asking about Grin, he stopped halfway down the stairs when he saw Jarrel Axley.
[00:46:23] He knows exactly who that is and he's not fucking with him.
[00:46:27] Okay, so he's not actually like...
[00:46:30] He didn't follow us all the way to have the conversation.
[00:46:32] Oh no, he would eventually but he...
[00:46:35] No, no.
[00:46:36] We're gonna start playing by drought rules now guys.
[00:46:41] Actually this is a good time for it to happen as any...
[00:46:45] Grin flips...
[00:46:47] Like a backflip?
[00:46:48] No, like...
[00:46:49] From backhand spring.
[00:46:51] You guys have been traveling with him through the city and everything like that.
[00:46:55] You've seen the look on his face.
[00:46:57] He loves it here.
[00:46:59] This is home.
[00:47:00] And he'll tell Jarrel Axley that Viserin wants to wreck this place.
[00:47:05] He wants to pull the demon lords in here and let them fight it out.
[00:47:10] And I don't want to lose my home.
[00:47:13] I want to be able to come back here.
[00:47:15] It's fair point, we've thought about that.
[00:47:18] The ritual that he's putting together, you don't have to do it here.
[00:47:21] You can do it wherever you want.
[00:47:23] So Gromp said.
[00:47:24] Gromp had his recommendation.
[00:47:26] You did find him.
[00:47:28] Okay.
[00:47:29] Sure as hell hope so otherwise these passwords are gonna...
[00:47:32] The egg on my face with this password doesn't work.
[00:47:35] Let me tell you.
[00:47:36] Well no, you were very vague with Viserin.
[00:47:38] You didn't come right out and say yes we found Gromp.
[00:47:41] Didn't we meet...
[00:47:42] Did we meet Jarrel Axley once before?
[00:47:44] Nope, nope.
[00:47:45] Just his people.
[00:47:46] Yeah.
[00:47:47] I mean we met them in Luskin.
[00:47:49] Yeah, there was a human behind the bar.
[00:47:53] You did.
[00:47:54] Seeing a nice fancy sword and dagger on him.
[00:47:57] So he's surprised to find that Gromp is alive?
[00:48:01] No he was surprised to find Viserin's alive.
[00:48:04] He was surprised that Gromp was alive.
[00:48:06] Or that we found him in Luskin?
[00:48:07] Oh he was absolutely not letting on anything about Gromp.
[00:48:11] Until you gave him information saying that you knew this.
[00:48:15] You gotta play by Jarrel rules guys.
[00:48:16] Yup, Lucas you should be boned up on this.
[00:48:18] It's like Mafia with spiders.
[00:48:19] Well I know but he said oh so he is...
[00:48:21] You did find him and I'm much like...
[00:48:22] Grin.
[00:48:23] Grin said that.
[00:48:24] Oh!
[00:48:25] Grin said that.
[00:48:26] Oh okay, you guys didn't tell Viserin.
[00:48:27] No.
[00:48:28] No.
[00:48:29] Everything about that.
[00:48:30] Cause I don't trust Viserin either.
[00:48:31] Yeah.
[00:48:32] I don't really trust Grin.
[00:48:33] Sure shit don't trust your Laxel.
[00:48:34] There's not a lot of people in this room we really should trust.
[00:48:36] You're seeing things from Grin that you're not expecting.
[00:48:41] Sure.
[00:48:42] So a lot more sentimentality towards home and things like that than you've seen in any other drought.
[00:48:47] I'm sure he also wouldn't mind selling Viserin out to take his spot on this...
[00:48:52] I mean on the council of...
[00:48:54] Oh God no, he's nowhere near that level and he knows it.
[00:48:57] Yeah.
[00:48:58] I mean I think it's fair to say like we're not gonna destroy like balance of power and all.
[00:49:03] Keep this place around.
[00:49:05] He's not been around much.
[00:49:09] He's new around here.
[00:49:12] Jarlaxle would be very against the idea of setting off this thing here.
[00:49:16] I think that that's fair.
[00:49:19] I think that is under discussion.
[00:49:23] If you want my help, no it's not.
[00:49:26] I had no intent to set it off in Men's Opens Act.
[00:49:29] Okay.
[00:49:31] Where do you suggest?
[00:49:34] Uh...Luskin?
[00:49:37] I would think not.
[00:49:40] I'd appreciate not.
[00:49:43] He's got a bar there, remember?
[00:49:45] He's got a lot more than a bar there.
[00:49:47] Well yes, I think the many, many drought who are running the ships is very telltale of that Jeff.
[00:49:53] It is.
[00:49:54] So the thing DeVier is building for us...
[00:49:57] He's building us two things like a beacon and a bomb or is that one thing?
[00:50:02] It's one thing.
[00:50:03] Okay.
[00:50:04] The bomb is going to act like a huge drain and pull every demon into this spot.
[00:50:10] Okay.
[00:50:11] And he's banking the Demon Lord gravity well.
[00:50:14] Yes, he's banking on the fact that the demon lords all hate each other?
[00:50:18] And they'll just throw each other.
[00:50:19] Yes, those that are still alive.
[00:50:21] Because we already killed two of them.
[00:50:23] Yes we did.
[00:50:25] Two.
[00:50:27] Okay, I can get you in.
[00:50:30] Perfect.
[00:50:32] I cannot be seen getting my hands dirty in this though.
[00:50:36] Well, so once you're in, you're on your own.
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