Brothel DnD - Out of the Abyss 114

[00:00:00] The Rancors Brothel presents...

[00:00:09] A Dungeons and Dragons campaign.

[00:00:19] How could you miss? to every hit, but it takes a minus five. She's a 19, so already I only have a 50-50 shot to hit her. So I'm taking like. Break free and come to me if you're able to. I mean. Cause you're asking for me to break free and you can still have movement. What is it?

[00:01:40] Is it a strength throw?

[00:01:41] Athletics.

[00:01:41] Athletics or acrobatics.

[00:01:43] And you still have movement, right?

[00:01:45] Correct.

[00:01:45] That would, breaking out saving throws, I think. Is it an opposed roll or is it just a flat? No, I got a DC. Oh, okay. All right, that makes you feel a little better. See how it goes. Half the roll better than a two and a five, though. Yep. 14. Nope. Sigh.

[00:03:03] So that either takes my movement or, no, it takes my tag.

[00:03:06] Yep, that takes your action. any more shop rags over there under the TV are there no okay here thanks no there's a whole barrel of them I'm not worried about it on the mat the mats no big deal fucking believe what your phone's almost got our table smells like Corona yeah could be worse I was leaving. Jesus. Jesus. You're taking like 32. 33. Piercing damage. Yep. I don't have enough d6s.

[00:05:44] This might drop me.

[00:05:46] Have you taken any damage already?

[00:06:44] Here? You should put yourself...

[00:06:45] Yeah, put me further behind everything else.

[00:06:47] Away from all the big things.

[00:06:49] No.

[00:06:50] Well, next...

[00:06:51] Other side.

[00:06:52] Yeah.

[00:06:53] Here?

[00:06:54] Yeah.

[00:06:55] It does have to be within a five foot space.

[00:06:56] Yes.

[00:06:57] You're not grappled anymore.

[00:06:58] Oh no, Justin.

[00:06:59] Zugas took the opp attack and took a stupid amount of damage from that thing, didn't he?

[00:07:04] Yeah.

[00:07:05] Yep.

[00:07:06] But I got you out.

[00:07:07] Probably not worth.

[00:07:08] No. the shield guardian the arm and I think it's called Armanite yes that's the word it goes in between like gangbusters. Hold on. Give me a second. Sorry. We're all going to wake up in the tower and it was all a dream. Otherwise, we just don't keep playing this game.

[00:09:40] You said 15, right?

[00:09:42] Yes.

[00:09:43] Okay.

[00:09:44] Um... You're awake. You are awake. I have a question. Am I able to cast reactions while on the 23 Thunder damage getting something off the field. Yeah Okay, and he gets blown back how far

[00:12:22] Ten feet. Yeah right there

[00:13:22] 12 written there, so I saw 12 and then 2.

[00:13:24] Uh, Grady.

[00:13:26] Yes.

[00:13:29] Did you attack recklessly?

[00:13:32] It hasn't been back to my turn yet as far as I'm aware. No, he tried to break free last turn.

[00:13:33] Oh, that's right. Okay.

[00:13:36] Hey, wait a minute.

[00:13:37] What?

[00:13:38] Why did we jump to Grady's turn?

[00:13:40] We didn't.

[00:13:41] Those dudes hit me, right?

[00:13:42] Yes.

[00:13:43] Okay, what are they at initiative?

[00:13:45] You are after the Marileth.

[00:13:47] Oh, okay, gotcha.

[00:13:48] Yeah, I don't have that spell. Fifth is a miss. You can sack spells. Six. If it's a channel divinity. It's a 19. It's not. 19 hits. For 11 points of damage. Aight.

[00:15:01] And the tail.

[00:15:03] Fail.

[00:15:04] Perfect.

[00:15:05] Schroeder, you're up.

[00:15:08] Alright. No, you pretty much have. It's all swords. Hmm. It's odd. It's all swords plus a massive charisma? Her saves are very good. She has a... Like normally the stat blocks don't have a line for saving throws. Right. This does and it has four different saving throws in it. Jesus Christ. Huh. Interesting monster.

[00:16:20] I mean it confused the hell out of me, so...

[00:16:22] Okay. And since it's a level, then I would have to...

[00:17:31] is gonna come flying back around still inside your threatened range yeah I'll go one further in and he's gonna try and hit earthland yeah well he gets his

[00:17:37] attack and then you'll get yours from Thunderdome ghost covered it because I

[00:17:42] don't think it interrupts yeah he's gonna miss yeah this one that one I don't know what you're trying to tell me I'm pretty sure if you get hit he pops back yes it's concentration no it's not just says duration up to one minute vanish isn't concentration yeah

[00:19:00] it is because if you if you see oh yeah all my other ones don't have that okay 18 points of damage on the probiscus bitch you you take the head and one wing off, okay? All right, that leaves me one more attack God Well, yes, I know I'm gonna turn on I'm gonna turn on her

[00:20:26] Your great weapon master you just dropped one enemy to to move? Don't you have any other things? Yeah, I have lunging attack to get closer, which doesn't help me, and I have sweeping attack to hit something else beside it, which doesn't help. True. You can hit Lucas. I'll allow it. I hit Lucas. Lucas, would you like to move and get out of her way?

[00:21:43] Yes, I would.

[00:21:44] Okay.

[00:21:46] Where do you want to go? Either way, it still has to be, yeah, it's still a two-bit radius. That's an interesting concept, actually. That's what I wanted. If they're large creatures, then they are 10 by 10 by 10, so... That's why I'm trying. If he casts it at the height of a basketball goal, it nicks both of them. No, it would... It wouldn't get her. Yeah, you can get one or the other. Just drop it on top of me.

[00:23:01] I don't think you want that.

[00:23:03] If you can hurt both of them...

[00:23:06] Can you stand 4d10 of force damage? 16. Fairly fail. I take half. Well then everybody takes half. Correct. Roll well. Um, well. That's a one. That's a one. That's a quarter. Oh that is a one, you're right. I keep, sorry. It's a good try. 23? Is that right? 23? Uh, 4. So 11 points.

[00:24:20] Cool.

[00:24:21] 2 is in this one here.

[00:24:22] You said 11 total.

[00:24:23] I'm going to do that.

[00:24:24] I'm going to do that.

[00:24:25] I'm going to do that.

[00:24:26] I'm going to do that.

[00:24:27] I'm going to do that.

[00:24:28] I'm going. Not necessarily. I have seven fucking hit points.

[00:25:40] And not necessarily.

[00:25:42] If I roll bad, you could be okay.

[00:25:45] It's a 14.

[00:25:47] That is teacher teacher.

[00:27:01] You forgot to give us homework.

[00:27:02] Why would you bring it up now?

[00:27:04] Because I want to see whether or not we win.

[00:27:06] What did I do? uh, lighting it on fire not that it is gonna matter cause it probably has a fucking hell that's it? yeah no bonus action? that bonus action was just to light it on fire

[00:28:20] I don't like the sword

[00:28:22] I'm staying here with a fucking limp

[00:28:24] sword on fire

[00:28:26] I've never had this problem before, I see what you're counting. Second sword. Yep. I'm just making sure I'm counting along with you. Yep. It's 14 points of damage.

[00:29:40] 17?

[00:29:43] No.

[00:29:45] Third one misses.

[00:29:47] The fourth one does not miss. Fuckin Christ, okay What's more important you or him? It really did it really depends on your spell. I soak a shit ton of damage. I understand that but not for much longer But he but he's a max heal I'm not worried about that

[00:31:00] It's not whether you're stable. I don't give a shit if you're stable. It's whether or not you're helping us in a fight

[00:32:06] Actions, okay, but Lucas really needs to come up with an action. That's useful. Okay, which I mean I

[00:32:11] Like to build everything that I really have put to you in them and you're in the way it doesn't I'm

[00:32:14] Lucas I have less hit points than you did I

[00:32:17] Didn't but now I do You can't you guys aren't gonna kill that thing anyway

[00:32:19] Not not like it's gonna take all of us whoomp it on it to kill that thing

[00:32:23] Okay, I've done fuck how much damage have I done to it a lot. I've done a decent bit hundred and

[00:33:25] That thing is just going to walla- like tactically speaking from this fight since I'll be unconscious in a minute Jeff So I'll stop talking but just tactically speaking if we're looking at this from a strict tactics game, right?

[00:33:30] We need to spread out

[00:33:31] Yes

[00:33:32] Yep

[00:33:32] Yes

[00:33:33] You guys all have the ability to sort of bob and weave

[00:33:36] That's what you need to be float like a butterfly sting like a bee should be the plan of the day

[00:33:41] Because if she gets close enough to both of you she can use seven attacks

[00:33:46] Split up however the fuck Jeff wants

[00:34:42] I worked real hard to keep that guy alive. I yelled down at the dwarves,

[00:34:43] Help!

[00:34:44] See, that's a fair thing to do.

[00:34:47] I already yelled that once, thank you.

[00:34:49] No, you told me.

[00:34:50] I screamed that guy and said, go get help.

[00:34:52] Oh.

[00:34:54] I'm sure they'll be here in time to save us.

[00:34:55] Like first round.

[00:34:56] I mean, go get the fucking berserkers, that's what we need.

[00:34:58] We need the,

[00:35:00] what were they, the Gutbusters?

[00:35:01] What the fuck are they?

[00:35:02] Yeah, the Gutbuster Brigade.

[00:35:04] Yeah, where the fuck are those guys?

[00:35:04] Battle Rangers.

[00:35:06] Okay, it's the not enough. 17. You're that close. I don't get a plus to attack, do I? It's a plus to damage. Correct. You do have an extra two damage on you, though. I didn't add. I'll use my bonus action for the button.

[00:36:25] Okay. If I wasn't asleep if you weren't asleep like no no there are factors there, but what I'm saying is at this point How does she look? She's pretty beat shit All right, well now that she's the only target I can do the same thing fire this thing in the air The firing in the I don't know what this firing in the air is He's putting the sphere above so it only hits at a 10-foot level so that it doesn't hit me

[00:38:50] gonna say something okay the lightning lance is a recharge ability oh right d6 yep roll to one roll to one the the Arminite is gonna attack you Troy miss

[00:38:59] on the hooves you're in the 20s a level spell no okay it's the marillith fuck you maybe try to buy him a I know you did that'll Like it like if if six attacks is one attack right right. That's what I was that makes sense That's that's what I was saying like our six arm attacks one attack. No one attack. She gets six long sword attacks, okay So five five of them are going at her land have fun 23 reaction with straw. It's my tortle ability. Oh

[00:42:40] Okay.

[00:42:44] Does it- does it take a movement for you to pop back out? Bonus.

[00:42:45] Shorter, you're up.

[00:42:46] Bonus, emerge!

[00:42:47] Yeah.

[00:42:48] Okay.

[00:42:48] Yes.

[00:42:49] Yes.

[00:42:49] Um...

[00:42:50] I believe you are-

[00:42:51] Do you pop back out prone?

[00:42:53] You- uh, I believe- uh...

[00:42:55] It's a fair point.

[00:42:56] It is a fair point.

[00:42:59] Um...

[00:43:00] I would assume so?

[00:43:01] I'm gonna have to look that up.

[00:43:03] Because I just put- I just wrote down bonus instead of... It does not right, but it says it says when you're in your shell your program emerging from your shell That wouldn't give you would get rid of the prone. Oh, really? Yeah, I think so the way that's worded. Yes fair enough because I mean I he could you could stand up as you emerge Yeah, okay, fair enough All right

[00:44:21] Now what um disengage dash

[00:45:24] to move in a circle, not leaving her threat zone. To where?

[00:45:25] Oh shit.

[00:45:26] Uh, to this side of her over here.

[00:45:29] Over here?

[00:45:30] Uh, move me five more feet forward.

[00:45:34] Right there.

[00:45:35] Okay.

[00:45:36] Hey Lucas, if you have anything that does a radius, you can hit two of them with probably

[00:45:40] not hitting the rest of us.

[00:45:42] Whose turn is it, Jeff?

[00:45:45] It is the proboscis dude.

[00:45:48] Yep. your slag. Rapier's piercing right? Yes. Yeah. Yeah. Got that. Two of it is the lightning and then eight fire. That is enough to drop it. Nice. Get the fuck out of here.

[00:47:00] Lucas you're up.

[00:47:01] Fucking bugs.

[00:47:02] That isn't good.

[00:47:03] That's not great.

[00:47:04] Down to third level slots. I'm gonna go four so that's 10 18 and she's a seven Can I get I mean a Don't think oh, I don't think they realize how much damage that was soaked up on me. Yes been paying Yes, I need int saving throws from both of them

[00:48:24] Can't imagine that's friggin double jump I don't die for damage. It's 10 psychic halved. Apparently, because you see the question is, is does the rest of this usually not usually not? They did succeed, so probably not. OK, let me check. You guys are what level?

[00:49:41] Twelve. OK.

[00:49:48] That was me. I rolled a 19 27 Yep, you actually have the look what cuz yeah shield. We may shield. What is shield five five shield We can use it. Yeah, you didn't use your reaction for anything. Nope, okay

[00:51:04] One more

[00:51:06] Crit shield

[00:52:09] 18 from the Arminite and 25 from the Marillith. Jesus.

[00:52:10] I guess you are rolling with advantage.

[00:52:12] Damn.

[00:52:13] 30, so 15 fire damage, Oh, I'm rolling damage. Third sword, miss. Fourth hit.

[00:53:41] Twenty seven.

[00:53:44] Twenty seven dam... Oh, okay. No, twenty seven to hit.

[00:53:45] Yeah, yeah.

[00:53:46] That's fourteen points of damage.

[00:53:47] Hmm. A lot of dice. There we go. 37. 12? 4. 43 damage. What kind? 43 damage necrotic. Necrotic, okay. Nice. 43... 21. Correct. Sorry, was that just on her? I was reading that spell. Yeah, it was on her.

[00:55:00] Oh.

[00:55:01] It was a blight.

[00:55:02] Nice.

[00:55:03] She was already looking pretty bad, right?

[00:55:06] About this close. That's six more plus one of my I keep forgetting what you had two plus two plus two. So eight D four plus one. That's right. And that's enough to drop the other. Oh, fucking useless over here by one point. And the other one stays banished. Yeah. I didn't make you roll fucking

[00:56:23] now you need to make him roll like three times. I was like, Nope, not helping them not helping points sorry 45 cool because it's a full rest to get rid of the necrotic image right there's no permanent I don't know see I believe it's how it depends on the creature that is a fair point this one's permanent unless Lester fixes it no